Jesus loves you? What does it mean to you?
I was just thinking about this cause I still have people telling me this pointless thing and I am convinced people have to tell themselves and others that cause life is hard and they need to always feel like someone is watching over them and love them. I’ve had to block people cause I’ve had religious friends texting me stuff like that or asking me things like ,” Have I talked to Jesus today. I should talk to him cause he love me.” Lol I know it’s quite pathetic! What do you guys think? The whole quote to me is just pointless.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Equally pointless to me also. How does Jesus love you except for the bible telling you so, just like in the old song. Other passages in that same book talk of a Jesus with a different opinion also. Yes, Jesus. The warrior King who was killed as a threat to Rome. Someday he will return riding a white horse up in the sky, and he has tattoos on his thighs. He was also resurrected with a perfect body but he kept his injuries and his hands will never heal. Everything is fuct up.
DenoPenno
Level 9
May 28, 2018
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He doesn't phone, write or email. Not once has he remembered my birthday or popped round with a few beers.
Jesus doesn't love me.
If anything he's a bit self obsessed with all the "Look at me, there's 3 of me! I'm me, my Dad & Casper over there" and his "I died for your sins and was raised 3 days later...ok, I gave up my weekend for your sins.
Jesus really needs to get over himself.
Eastrenbi
Level 5
May 5, 2018
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"He doesn't phone, write, or email,"
But he does answer knee mail lol
I'm sure my boss will tell me this tomorrow, "jesus loves you." I send her atheist memes that are offensive.
Sarahroo29
Level 8
May 5, 2018
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Hahaha!
@EmeraldJewel Lol.
How can we believe that a man that lived and died 2000 years ago loves us. That is if he existed at all. A dead man cannot watch over me and we re talking thousands of years. What is it meant by "loves you". If I go babbling in the streets about Jesus loving him/her it is OK. If I say the same thing but use Napoleon instead of Jesus, then I am crazy. Both instances are crazy requiring medical treatment.
KashFigueroa
Level 6
May 5, 2018
4
Some gay dude wants my number ?
Simon1
Level 7
May 5, 2018
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(: hahahahaha
"Jesus loves you" is another way of saying "You're a loser."
GodlessFred
Level 6
May 5, 2018
1
Yep!
It means to the religious that it is true of course, to the non religious blah blah blah, i just say all that do feel good about themselves love themselves and necessarily don't need Jesus or Superman, Wonder Woman or any other deity too love them to get thru life
ScienceBill72
Level 7
May 5, 2018
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I really wouldn't mind a wonder woman, don't take my dream away 
Is this the reason so many priests are pediphiles? When they were little kids it was ok to accept that a magical nomad loves them
Andyg17
Level 5
May 5, 2018
1
I was just thinking that a few months ago.
Imaginary people can't love you. Just ignore the fools.
freedom41
Level 9
May 5, 2018
3
IKR.
Jesus loves me? I don’t recall ever having been to a Mexican gay bar...
ghettophilosopher
Level 7
May 5, 2018
2
Lol
Reply by saying "Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks yor an ***hole" It works.
TheGreatShadow
Level 9
May 29, 2018
1
Santa Claus loves me too, at least he brings me tangible gifts.
boholbrook
Level 4
May 7, 2018
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At least Santa is what made most of our childhood, but we came to understand he didn’t exist at a reasonable age.
@EmeraldJewel fuck you mean Santa isn't real?!
@boholbrook Hate to break it to you this way. Welcome to reality with the rest of us.
Who's Santa?
LenHazell53
Level 9
May 5, 2018
2
Now that should be in every humans, notebook
It’s an occupational hazard for me so at work I just ignore it and move in to the next thing. Outside work I would probably say something like, you don’t even want to know what he told me about you and it’s a shame really because you had such a promising future
ArdentAtheist
Level 8
May 5, 2018
2
Yes, Jesus stalks me, yes Jesus stalks me, the bible told me so.
LEPeff
Level 8
May 5, 2018
1
Lmfao! I’ve been getting a kick out of reading these comments.
When I hear the phrase "Jesus Loves You" I automatically think, "Jesus, this person is kinda stupid! Then I try to move away slowly...
Flyingsaucesir
Level 8
May 5, 2018
2
Means I'm speaking with someone I do not have interest in speaking with.
Luckily it's most likely the last thing I'll hear them say.
Slappy_Longarms
Level 7
May 5, 2018
2
Well, you could just bow your head and close your eyes, then start talking to yourself. You get away with it if you are religious. If not, then you are nuts.
BTW, how do peeps know that Jesus loves you?
DenoPenno
Level 9
May 5, 2018
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Especially after reading some of the things he taught. Wanting people to hate family and if it was otherwise, they couldn’t be his disciples.
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