Come and get it y’all! I put the “hot” in psychotic. I like long walks and short tempers. My hobbies include screaming at people of color and calling the cops on anybody that doesn’t look like me. My kids hate me. The dog ran away. My cat won’t come out from under the trailer. The only thing more fried than my brain is my hair. I’m about as put together as a ride at the state fair. A few screws loose and you never know when I’m gonna fall apart. So don’t wait too long, I won’t be single forever.
Unfortunately, the last two times I've been to my local senior center for lunch, our two resident MAGA guys haven't been there. Otherwise, I would fix her up with a double date. They would all deserve each other in a threesome..... That is, assuming Trumpers do threesomes with two guys....
Why not, I heard they did them with three guys.
@glennlab Possibly including brothers? Talk about (a) circle (of) jerks....
I'm sure she won't, just stroll on in and let the red hat MAGAs fight over her! And yet Donald wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole, just laugh at her behind her back, with her never catching on to the contempt he feels for her kind....
Soon to appear with Jordan Klepper on the next episode of The Daily Show....
My gawd, I can’t believe her family let her out of the house looking like that!!
She out ran her cousin/husband
@glennlab You’re killing me here Glenn!!
Are those angry men on her dress?
Pussies
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