More Takeaways From the Trump NY Times Tax Return Bombshell

Experts say the IRS may scrutinize the legitimacy of many of those personal expenses President Trump claimed as business-related costs, which were cited in the recent bombshell New York Times article - such as $70,000 for haircuts in one year and hefty consulting fees paid to his daughter Ivanka.

Well, what I can’t get over is - the $70,000 he claims he spent on his hair. Good grief, is it just me, or should the real story here read - “Donald Trump was Robbed!” I mean, who the hell recommended his stylist? That North Korean guy? All kidding aside, it’s just insane spending money like that on haircuts! Why, you don’t see Stephen Miller or Steve Bannon spending 70 grand on their hair.

So, it turns out that Trump “the billionaire,” is actually the Trump - the “broke bloke,” who’s a whopping half-billion dollars in debt! Now, I suppose if there’s anything positive about this “dystopian mess” Trump’s got us in, it’s that all these loser Trump cultists finally have something to take pride in, other than their own stupidity. Why, they can now start bragging about how their net worth - is actually higher than Donald Trump’s.

[johnnyrobishcomedy.com]