Marco Rubio Considers Documents at Mar-a-Lago Simply a ‘Storage Issue’

In a recent interview with “National Zero,” Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla) claimed that the DOJ and FBI are making a big deal out of nothing, and that any issues with the documents Donald Trump was hiding at Mar-a-Lago, are simply a “storage issue” and nothing else.

You know, that logic makes perfect sense when you think about it. Just like if you robbed a bank. You’re not really “stealing” the money; you’re just “storing” it in a different location. Yes, and 9-11 was simply a “navigational error.” The same goes for all those human body parts Jeffery Dahmer stashed inside his refrigerator. Just another “storage issue.” You see, it all works out well, assuming you do the math correctly.

Now, not to be overly critical, but it kind of sounds as if Sen. Rubio might have one of those nasty “storage issues” himself. Because it appears his head is being “stored” all the way up Donald Trump's ass. Meanwhile, I suppose about the only thing we can possibly hope for, is that the next major “storage issue” our country faces - will be figuring out which prison is big enough to actually “store” Donald J. Trump’s enormous traitorous ass.

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