You get 3 wishes unless it's one them welfare genies. Only get 1 wish with them. I heard a story someone who found a welfare genie lamp. His one wish was to be " all white, uptight, in the groove and outta sight". So the genie turned him into a tampon.
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Thank you. Everybody else is being so literal, like I'm really asking what it means. It's a joke, people!
one of your three wishes better be for a new car
Your car is powered by a dangerous substance.
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