Just overheard a conversation:
Lady: Hey, how are you?
Guy: Not too bad. You?
Lady: Pretty good.
Guy: (Totally unprovoked) You know, I was at church the other day...
Lady: (Visibly dies a little)
Guy: ...and when they asked me what I wanted to drink, I said, "Holy water"! (laughs)
Lady: That's funny.
Narrator: It was not funny.
As if small talk wasn't bad enough, you have to make it about church. 
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.I think I would have been tempted to answer with Jonestown Koolaid and waited to see if he got it.
LenHazell53
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Dec 12, 2019
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