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Jul 28, 2019Jul 2019

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She was going shopping! Why didn't she cross again? Unfortunately, she went to the butchers shop..........

Just for Laughs

Aug 2, 2019Aug 2019

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A guy is released from prison after a 15 year sentence, he feels in the pocket of his returned suit and pulls out a ticket for the shoe repair shop, shit he thinks, my brogues, I'd forgotten about those, he goes to the shop and asks, do you have my ...

Mental Health Support

Aug 14, 2019Aug 2019

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If Trump is re-elected it will take away the stigma of being on meds. everyone will be! Be happy :-)

Aug 27, 2019Aug 2019

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A burglar creeping around a house in the dark shining his torch when a voice says "Jesus is watching you" He shines his torch and sees a parrot in a cage, the parrot says, hello I'm Mary! The burglar says thats a weird name for a parrot, Mary ...

Sep 8, 2019Sep 2019

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Hello all, here again needing info! This lily just has stems with flowers on the ends, it has no leaves at all. When the flowers die, the stems wither and fall. Later in the year, leaves appear from the bulbs but no stems or flowers! I have searched ...

General & Hellos

Sep 16, 2019Sep 2019

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It has been said that the US and the UK were two nations divided by a common language, funny! It now transpires that we are two nations united by having utter assholes representing our interests who are out of control! The people need to get a grip ...

Critical thinking

Oct 29, 2019Oct 2019

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I have spent many hours using CT to ascertain how Donald Trump has become the popinjay, barbermonger and fop he is today. With the best possible start in life financially, one would expect the man to be educated, sophisticated and cultured yet he has...

Critical thinking

Jan 25, 2020Jan 2020

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As I suggested in an earlier post, Trumps impeachment is turning out to be a lesson in human nature, I cannot wait to hear the GOP's reaction to the evidence presented by the democrats!

Critical thinking

Jan 25, 2020Jan 2020

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It warms my heart to see that fellow group members have no confidence in the clown president, how could you given the mountain of material confirming his impropriety both before and during his office. CT rocks!

Critical thinking

Jan 26, 2020Jan 2020

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Another and probably more laughable Trump comment was about bombing British airfields during the American war of independence, now that is a howler, where was he educated? :-/

Critical thinking

Feb 11, 2020Feb 2020

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I see we have quite a lot new members in our small but interesting group! If CT is a subject of curiosity to you but you don't know where to start, self examination is essential. We are all influenced in the way we see the world by our passed ...

Mar 2, 2020Mar 2020

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I hope some of our American cousins can answer this Question! Why does the word "socialism" strike fear into the hearts of American voters? To label democrats as communists is akin to labeling republicans as fascists, there are many socialist ...

Critical thinking

Apr 8, 2020Apr 2020

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So, critical thinkers don't get bored that easily? We are in our fourth week of voluntary isolation here, the streets are empty in the main, although you see the odd person from the window of course. Bars and restaurants, theatres and libraries all ...

Critical thinking

Apr 27, 2020Apr 2020

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Do any CT members agree with my sentiment that the long term and most profound effects of this pandemic will be psychological as well as economical. Also, will governments make ample provision for a wave of "disturbed" citizens in their mental health...

May 7, 2020May 2020

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The whole truth and nothing but the truth!

May 13, 2020May 2020

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STOP PRESS: MORE WH DRAMA

Critical thinking

Sep 3, 2020Sep 2020

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Is embarrassment a feeling exclusively human?

Food Glorious Food

Sep 5, 2020Sep 2020

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When we buy a chicken here, fresh or frozen, they always have the innards included. My wife bought a frozen corn fed chicken and is thawing it for tomorrows lunch, I just inspected it, as you do, and found it to be the epitome of a chicken, yellow ...

Sep 14, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

This our new Polonium 210 vaccine my friend! :-D

Just for Laughs

Oct 31, 2020Oct 2020

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It seems that being honest actually pays in the end!

Jokes and humor about religion

Mar 12, 2021Mar 2021

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During 1 week of confessions a priest is told by 14 men that they have had extramarital sex with Fanny Green, he is most perturbed...........at the beginning of Sunday mass he sees a woman on the front pew wearing a green hat, green mini-skirt and ...

Just for Laughs

Apr 20, 2021Apr 2021

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Definitely no comment!

Apr 23, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

I really like Joe Biden, mostly because he is everything that his moronic clown predecessor is not! I could make a long list but I think Joe is being taken seriously by other world leaders which sums it up perfectly! :-)

Food Glorious Food

Apr 24, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

One of these is a square of "something" as a course and the other a square meal, that's a beef steak under the overdone egg but who cares? :-D

Just for Laughs

May 9, 2021May 2021

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

You are what you eat?

Just for Laughs

Jun 25, 2021Jun 2021

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If you follow British politics you may find this funny! I do! :-D

Just for Laughs

Jul 14, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Sounds painful!

Mar 30, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Well.................Speak as you find is always a good policy! :-)

Critical thinking

Apr 27, 2022Apr 2022

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We all have different personalities but are our individual personalities the result of all that we have perceived during our lifetime or may some of it be inherited?

Critical thinking

Jul 28, 2022Jul 2022

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Today I lament the news that James Lovelock a founder of the "Gaia" movement died on his 103rd birthday, his assertion that Earth is, in it's entirety, one huge living organism is one that I totally concur with!

Critical thinking

Oct 5, 2022Oct 2022

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Do we become less tolerant with age? I have observed many older couples who have neither tolerance nor respect for their partners to the point of being utterly rude to one another in public. My own conclusion is that familiarity breeds contempt, is ...

Critical thinking

Oct 23, 2022Oct 2022

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The phrase "chicken-shit" is most famous for being uttered by the American president LBJ in response to certain questions, nowadays it is probably a good description of most world leaders. Who will respond to the bully boys of today? The unelected ...

Critical thinking

Nov 1, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

This "Spring forward fall back" adjustment really does my head in for the following week, my body clock has big difficulties with it! Do the benefits (if there really are any) outweigh the inconvenience and should it be scrapped?

Critical thinking

Nov 4, 2022Nov 2022

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I hope you will like this! why do some people keep saying "why" when you know that if you try to explain something to them they will still say "but why" :-D

Critical thinking

Nov 20, 2022Nov 2022

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Is freedom of speech a thing of the past? I hope I'm allowed to say that here? :-(

Jan 19, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

So you can't even trust them with a vacuum cleaner? :-D

Jul 14, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

The big question has always been: What came first, the chicken or the egg? It occurred to me that you could ask the same about these! :-D

Critical thinking

Jul 15, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Given the fact that the vast majority of people being hospitalized in wards or ICU's with Covid 19 have not been vaccinated, should medical insurance companies refuse to pay for their care if they have refused the opportunity to be jabbed?

Just for Laughs

Jan 23, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Ain't this about right! :-)

Food Glorious Food

Jan 27, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

N. B. Absolutely no religious content in this post! I don't know about you guys but for me this is better than eating the most expensive caviar the world has to offer and as cheap as chips! Rustic toasted bread, buttered with peanut butter and HP ...

Apr 7, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

It may be a hand but it's handed over a lot of bucks over the years! :-D

Apr 20, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

As head of State and the Anglican Church Liz doles out the Maundy money, a very religious gesture!

Just for Laughs

Sep 5, 2022Sep 2022

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A.C.'s guide to diplomacy: If you're going to have sex with an ugly woman tell her that she will have a multiple orgasm if she puts a pillowcase on her head! :-D

Critical thinking

Jan 24, 2023Jan 2023

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Are there many members in this group who actulally know what critical thinking is all about? If there are I would really like to see a post on the subject which would be of interest to others!

May 21, 2019May 2019

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Given the chequered history of tolerance in President's, I wonder how much the Secret Service pay Trumps personal body guards?

May 25, 2019May 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Thinking outside the box! If Americans want to bring about political change a good start would be to stop using the peoples pacifier (television) and get out and protest. Change wont come while you are watching ass holes being blown away on the box ...

The Escapees- - Hide here!

Jun 6, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Are dried up old witches with no sense of humor welcome to give their opinions about jokes meant for the boys posted in this group? Please answer yes or no, I'm getting sick of the "Joke" group, it's been taken over by prudes!

Jun 27, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Democracy had it's doubters in ancient Greece, most of the great minds thought it unworkable. Nowadays, we have Mr. Trump to illustrate the imprudence of giving a vote to every citizen whether educated or not! To deny women the vote was pure sexist ...

Jul 3, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

I don't know.........? If It's not one thing It's your mother!!

Jul 10, 2019Jul 2019

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Where does Santa Claus really live live? 1 Lapland. 2 The North Pole 3 The snowy White house..............Sorry! This is the group for the totally confused isn't it? ;-P

Jul 12, 2019Jul 2019

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The American people really deserve to have their very own "Ides of March" before November 2020. If that could happen, I would love, and I'm sure that millions of Americans would love to be there there to hear Trump utter the words "Et tu Bruto" ...

Just for Laughs

Aug 8, 2019Aug 2019

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Critical thinking

Nov 7, 2019Nov 2019

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For those of you who do use CT to determine the truth, what do you think of the difference between the Christian church and Islam when it comes to marketing? The Hajj must create a multitude of opportunities for travel companies, hotels and airlines,...

Nov 12, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

A second cyber attack has been launched against the UK labour party in the last 24 hours, who, I hear you say, would do such a thing? The Russian's have aided Trump all down the line because they knew he is a corruptible ally, they are now backing ...

Critical thinking

Nov 15, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Rapidly approaching 200, well done RichieO, good to know the amount of thinkers on this site is growing!

Nov 20, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Morning all! Just a moan. It has always irritated me enormously when people decry the drummers and bassists in bands, as if they were not an essential and fulcrum part of the overall sound. You never hear people say that the percussionists and ...

Critical thinking

Nov 20, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Cogito, ergo sum. I prefer, I think critically so I am always looking for the truth.

Critical thinking

Jan 22, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Hello to all group members! I joined this group early last year not knowing a great deal about the subject. This group and the abundance of literature and videos posted by RichieO have been very enlightening and at the same time perplexing. A large ...

Feb 9, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

And another thing, ( he said angrily ) if lying, cheating, pomposity, brutalizing the defenseless and bedding whores are signs of greatness, well goddammit Donnie, you are the greatest man who ever lived! ;-)

May 27, 2020May 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

The wise man and the wanna be wise man, priceless!

Critical thinking

Jul 9, 2020Jul 2020

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Have any group members seen the map contrasting the infection rate in the US against that In Canada? If so, what conclusions can you draw from the two massively different scenarios?

Aug 7, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Kudlow and Trump, two for a pair, bullshit is not leadership! Hand on heart?

Critical thinking

Aug 23, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Pain is a strange thing, you are certainly aware when you have one, a toothache perhaps or back pain, I suffer with arthritis in my hands and spine and have pain killers to control it but have never experienced the actual moment when it stopped ...

Critical thinking

Oct 24, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Are you able to see yourself as others do? If you can't you have much to learn!

Critical thinking

Oct 29, 2020Oct 2020

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What place does religion have in modern society if it leads to It's radical adherents to hack people to death in public places because they don't share their views?

Critical thinking

Jan 17, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Not just a brilliant scientist!

Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

A friend of mine sent me this letter, makes me wonder what the C in his name was? His pomposity must have cost Polydor a fortune! :-D

Critical thinking

May 13, 2019May 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Great group and excellent subject, you may well have created a forum for brights! Thanks RichieO

May 17, 2019May 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Hello fellow music lovers, one of my favourite all time songs is Waterloo sunset by the Kinks, I have it on good authority that the reference Terry and Julie pertained Terrence Stamp and Julie Christie who were dating at that time!

May 21, 2019May 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

In other species there are thieves, murderers and those who display what we would describe as loose morals, are we alone in feeling guilt?

May 29, 2019May 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Can't just keep ignoring global warming, or can you?

Humour, Fun, Chuckles, Laughs, or Cutes, From Everywhere.

Jun 2, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Being from the city might make you slicker but it don't make you wiser, I was in my 30s when I found out that Hedgehogs are not flat things that live in the gutter!

Jun 17, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Remember Kites by Simon Dupree? Probably the only popular music hit in the Occident with lyrics from the orient?

Jun 27, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Cat Stevens Father and Son, original video, superb, minimum production, maximum quality. Cant send it to you, I'm a ludite :-D

Jul 3, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Following the visit of Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to the camps in El Paso and Clint, do you think there is a culture of sexism, racism and general lack of compassion in the USA policing of the border?

Critical thinking

Aug 12, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Don't worry! Well meant words from friends usually. I visualize a bird feeder full of nuts, the nuts representing worries, the first nut being the biggest and more important worry. You resolve that worry and another is immediately prioritized as the ...

General & Hellos

Aug 13, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Anybody understand cat talk? A big ginger cat lives opposite my house, he's usually sitting chilling, as cats do, when our eyes meet he raises his head slowly and closes his eyes, lowering it and opening them again! Any ideas?

General & Hellos

Sep 3, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

God, Santa Claus and religious indoctrination. Children's minds are like dry sponges and readily absorb information,any information, by sight and touch, by word and by smell. From my own childhood experience of Christmas when I was told that father ...

Sep 5, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

The UK parliament scuppered Boris's attempt at dictatorship yesterday, this must give hope to Americans who want their democracy to endure!

Sep 5, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

A question for you lovely gardeners. My wife has a Hydrangea on our veranda which is suffering from a white fungus which is covering the leaves. Any solutions to save it would be really appreciated! We live on the south coast of Portugal if that is ...

General & Hellos

Sep 12, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

It is more unusual these days to see somebody who does not have their "device" in their hand than one who does. It has become a matter of self importance, for the weak minded, to demonstrate that they are needed by others, social media is now an ...

Sep 27, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Two frogs in a shipyard workers garden pond, one says rivet rivet rivet, the other says, stop taking the piss he;s trying to relax!

Sep 30, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

How many of you can remember when ambulances and fire engines had bells instead of sirens, I do!

Critical thinking

Oct 16, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

The more one delves into CT the more enigmatic it becomes. I find myself questioning everything I think I know and revisiting why I have come to my conclusions about almost everything, not having CT in my armoury at that time. Looks like a lifetimes ...

Critical thinking

Dec 13, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Farmers, "How are we going to get all this corn into a silo"? Archimedes, "Screw your corn"! Farmers," Aw thanks mate, you're a fucking genius"!

Critical thinking

Jan 6, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

The sphere of politics is for me the most difficult to apply CT to! Other than assuming all politicians are corrupt, self seeking assholes who lie and have hidden agendas, how can one make a start at assessing the subject?

Just for Laughs

Mar 3, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Smart car dumb driver?

Critical thinking

Mar 11, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

If god really does exist, why do we have to be taught of his existence by humans? Surely we would just know of our god in all our being.......or would that be asking too much of our teachers?

Critical thinking

Apr 12, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

There is a certain madness, for me at least, in having strong social distancing measures and at the same time allowing people to leave their homes to cycle, jog, walk animals or just for a stroll, exercise their legs. Not exercising for a couple of ...

Tales from the Lockdown

Apr 13, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Hello fellow recluses, we're in our fifth week of isolation now, good job that my wife and I are best friends as well as being married! I see today that the Pope is worried about domestic violence in the lock-down, what with all the pubs and bars ...

General & Hellos

May 5, 2020May 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

America has toppled many a "corrupt" regime over the years, relieving the world of dangerous tyrants, now, one asks, what should they do with their own?

May 12, 2020May 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

What is it with the W H and "Dick-heads"?

Critical thinking

Jun 14, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Respect, a small word with huge meaning! If respect were a subject taught in schools and colleges, police academies and the like, society would be far more advanced than it currently is. Respect for others politics, race, religion, atheism, ...

Critical thinking

Jun 18, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

America has not reformed It's gun laws since the amendment "The right to bear arms". The world is a very different place than the one when those words were written, yet it continues to the peril of all citizens. Weapons of war never comprehended in ...

Critical thinking

Jul 24, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Blame is an interesting thing, the one real thing you can say about it is "It must be apportioned". It is widely used by politicians to shift the emphasis from themselves to others and in general strengthen ones own beliefs by proxy! A great deal is...

Critical thinking

Aug 30, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

What would happen if the world wide web suddenly collapsed? You would not be reading this question and that's for sure and life as we know it would cease to exist! Scary thought...

Sep 20, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Policing Covid-19 can be really cruel! :-D

Critical thinking

Oct 31, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

I believe November 3rd will more a mental health test for American voters than a presidential election, It will certainly give a good indication of "The state of the union"!

General & Hellos

Nov 12, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

Everything moves along but nothing much really changes!

Just for Laughs

Mar 15, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Austin-Cambridge

One for the poor addicts! GAMBLING (or how to spend a fortune trying to get rich) :-(

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