It’s a trap!

joeandbarb comments on Mar 30, 2022:

best way to piss off your spouse. Whats on the tv? dust!

Florida = Civilized?

joeandbarb comments on Mar 30, 2022:

After living here in Florida for well over 30 years I can dispute the fact that it's civilized. So much ignorance runs rampant down here that they even let tRump move in

Simple enough to understand

joeandbarb comments on Mar 30, 2022:

TRUTH!!!!!

Titter ye not

joeandbarb comments on Mar 30, 2022:

truth in advertising

Know your limitations...

joeandbarb comments on Mar 30, 2022:

a little to close to reality for me..

Small meme dump

joeandbarb comments on Mar 30, 2022:

the one about Jada and Will is spot on!!

Top 10 signs the Russian military sucks.

joeandbarb comments on Mar 30, 2022:

A military composed of draftees( I.E. people that do not want to be in the military) will never be able to beat one composed of volunteers( people with a strong desire to be there). If the Ukraine Had the modern weapons from the start they would have pushed Russia back into their territory long ago

My humble observation

joeandbarb comments on Mar 30, 2022:

Hell yes! Boobs are great fun but just part of the package. Don't forget that she has lots of other attributes.

Last few memes making fun of will

joeandbarb comments on Mar 30, 2022:

another example of fake outrage.

Early conversion therapy.

joeandbarb comments on Mar 30, 2022:

supplying emergency toilet paper as a public service.

Well said…

joeandbarb comments on Mar 28, 2022:

I think I smell a stepping down due to health reasons coming soon!

I think it’s a monoscuit?

joeandbarb comments on Mar 28, 2022:

I don't know what it will be called but if there is butter and grape jelly I will help you with the research!!!

Sunday funday with animals

joeandbarb comments on Mar 28, 2022:

great dump!!

Everybody interprets the story from their point of view

joeandbarb comments on Mar 28, 2022:

its all about perspective!

If only I'd known this sooner.

joeandbarb comments on Mar 28, 2022:

and then you end up with a Slovinian whore named Melania

I do like those footlongs though.

joeandbarb comments on Mar 28, 2022:

Don't think they are going to hit it off.

My Sunday meme dump! Lol

joeandbarb comments on Mar 28, 2022:

once again you provide a bunch of laughter. thanks!

Marjorie Taylor Greene Inadvertently Exposes Ugly Truth About GOP The conspiracy theorist Margorie...

joeandbarb comments on Mar 27, 2022:

top two candidates for a lit road flare enema

Sounds like me…

joeandbarb comments on Mar 27, 2022:

finally a competition I can relate to!!

You know me...

joeandbarb comments on Mar 27, 2022:

one might say you have a "heart on"

A certain senator has been providing a lot of comic relief recently, if you get past the gag reflex.

joeandbarb comments on Mar 27, 2022:

the slimest of the slime. even vomit gets offended when it gets compared to ted cruze

He should've said straight out; he wouldn't have died a virgin, then.

joeandbarb comments on Mar 27, 2022:

the mass of the ass+the qube of the pube=the angle of the dangle

Not too topical, I hope.

joeandbarb comments on Mar 27, 2022:

I think when this is all over we will be supplying Ukraine with several squadrons of the warthog. The extremely effective convoy killer. Also these were developed specifically to counter Russian tanks during the first cold war.

Russian tank driver runs over his commanding officer.... Let the fragging begin! [dailykos.com]

joeandbarb comments on Mar 27, 2022:

Russians are learning lessons we learned 70 years ago. When you force someone into a war zone they didn't want to be in and they finally figure out that the plan is to use them as cannon fodder do not be suprised when they figure out a novel way to get out of the situation.

My 2 new bikini tops arrived, I’m ready for summer! (Ugh, why can’t I figure out how to make ...

joeandbarb comments on Mar 26, 2022:

spring is just around the corner Marcie! time for some new bikini pics please

Guess he didn't think that through

joeandbarb comments on Mar 26, 2022:

unless your an unbeliever then its eternal damnation in the pits of hell

Just some blathering about..

joeandbarb comments on Mar 26, 2022:

So if somehow you could cross the pig with the lion you might end up with an animal that can experience orgasm 25 hours a day( I know theres only 24)

I can be a little awkward at times

joeandbarb comments on Mar 26, 2022:

still better than cayenne pepper!!

Untold story of the Ark

joeandbarb comments on Mar 26, 2022:

Some horrific scenes about to happen once the carnivores get the munchies!!!

It happens more than I will admit to.

joeandbarb comments on Mar 26, 2022:

How many times have I went into a store for "just a couple of items" only to have to go back to the front of the store to get the buggy I turned down initially

V is for vendetta!

joeandbarb comments on Mar 25, 2022:

I'm waiting to hear the recording of the gunshot in the Kremlin that will end this bullshit!

Fuck the patriarchy!

joeandbarb comments on Mar 25, 2022:

the results of our inadequate education system are showing. Another case of my rights to not be offended trump your rights to live your life

It hurts his little brain

joeandbarb comments on Mar 25, 2022:

this was rigged!!! I demand a recount of the letters!! Vanna's too old for me to be interested in her!! Fox news better fix this! Sean, tucker, help me

5 Generals & 15 Commanders Killed by Ukrainian fire.

joeandbarb comments on Mar 25, 2022:

Afghanistan ended the soviet union, Ukraine is ending Russia as a super power. When this is all over China is going to feel pretty lonely out there with only North Korea as a buddy!

Trump sues Hillary Clinton, DNC and others, alleging conspiracy to link his campaign to Russia ...

joeandbarb comments on Mar 25, 2022:

he is getting desperate in his attention seeking. The court dates are starting to stack up pretty deep. deflection only works so long. I am already saving money for the party I am going to throw when he gets convicted

Rep.

joeandbarb comments on Mar 25, 2022:

The right wing cannibalism is starting. By the time the midterm elections come around they will be openly stabbing each other in the back. And trump will be right there making things worse for them, then blaming the media and Hillery when his anointed disciples don't get elected

GROWING CORRUPTION OF MARK & DEBRA MEADOWS The North Carolina voter registration form instructs a ...

joeandbarb comments on Mar 25, 2022:

Yet another example of "Good Christian behavior" This asshat is a big holy roller

Satan is so much fun!

joeandbarb comments on Mar 25, 2022:

as well as a lot better ideas on how to have fun!

Don’t mess with Finland?

joeandbarb comments on Mar 25, 2022:

soon to be a part of NATO I'm willing to bet

When the words and the picture don’t match😬

joeandbarb comments on Mar 25, 2022:

and not one of them would notice the hypocrisy if it isn't pointed out to them. And if it is they will stumble over trying to explain it rather than admit it

Just an FYI, I know there are exceptions to the rule.

joeandbarb comments on Mar 25, 2022:

along with bad credit, herpes and several kids

High hopes!!!

joeandbarb comments on Mar 25, 2022:

No shit! where are our flying cars?

You have to wonder

joeandbarb comments on Mar 24, 2022:

It needed its own plot? WOW( his poor wife)

😂😂😂😂😂 Great idea!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

joeandbarb comments on Mar 24, 2022:

I bow in admiration of your superior evilness!!!!!

Please stop sending me porn !!!

joeandbarb comments on Mar 24, 2022:

did his elbow just grow testicles??

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?

joeandbarb comments on Mar 24, 2022:

fired from the petting zoo

Memes, memes, memes!

joeandbarb comments on Mar 24, 2022:

simply awesome meme dump!!!

Doh! Damn it! (Did you know that 'Doh/D'oh' is listed in the Oxford English Dictionary? 😆)

joeandbarb comments on Mar 24, 2022:

Oh shit here comes my trumptard neighbor

He is just trying to help ... lol [twitter.com]

joeandbarb comments on Mar 24, 2022:

doing what MR. Rogers said always look for the "helpers"

Or What Was I Thinking?

joeandbarb comments on Mar 22, 2022:

But the laughter from the memories was worth it!!

Harder Daddy! Nail me like Jesus.

joeandbarb comments on Mar 22, 2022:

life gets so much easier when you stand up and dump the religious B.S.

Mind blown!

joeandbarb comments on Mar 22, 2022:

the changes we have seen!

Who needs of these?

joeandbarb comments on Mar 22, 2022:

Wednesday morning right after Taco Tuesday!

Religious memes! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

joeandbarb comments on Mar 22, 2022:

awesome bunch of memes

Heartbreaking: Sarah Huckabee Sanders Won't Let Us Rip Up Children, Like We Do All The Time ...

joeandbarb comments on Mar 20, 2022:

Repub standard. lots of shit talk with no specifics. Lets the retards make up in their own minds who and what they are talking about. that way they are convinced that they all hate the same things and are going to be victimized by them if they don't vote for them

Good doggie!!!

joeandbarb comments on Mar 20, 2022:

Better get him a rabies shot, who knows what trumpers are carrying around in their blood

[vm.tiktok.com] I am dead inside

joeandbarb comments on Mar 20, 2022:

I am still laughing at this guy calling anyone else a dingelberry

I thought I had a few more seconds

joeandbarb comments on Mar 20, 2022:

As your muscles lock up and you cant speak

Looks familiar.....

joeandbarb comments on Mar 20, 2022:

looks like breakfast to me

Or if you're into role play, put it around your member and pretend it's an endangered sea turtle

joeandbarb comments on Mar 20, 2022:

The sea turtle thing would have to include pam anderson from peta helping the poor little trapped turtle

I'm going to guess no here has done this, but if you have fess .

joeandbarb comments on Mar 20, 2022:

a devious mind. a sick sense of humor, just to be able to consider that means you are one of the great pranksters of life

Ah, the good old days.

joeandbarb comments on Mar 20, 2022:

Cell phone service dosen't reach out in the woods where I live so I still have to have a landline. I keep a plug in for when the power gos out.

They're so annoying too!

joeandbarb comments on Mar 20, 2022:

I have fun watching them project what they are so horny for when they have their sermons, the more fervent and loud the more they are fighting their own demons.

McCafe is getting way too frisky.

joeandbarb comments on Mar 20, 2022:

Not going to chance it. Thats how my first wife trapped me

Keep it up guys, we have to make it worth while

joeandbarb comments on Mar 20, 2022:

Time to get to sinning! we dont want jebus to have died for nothing. I for one am doing my part to have made it worthwhile

What was inside Pandora's box? A can of worms.

joeandbarb comments on Mar 20, 2022:

also Pandoras little man in the boat

Close to retirement? Here is a lesson.

joeandbarb comments on Mar 19, 2022:

strip club at the Villages in Floriduh!

It is easy to be smart

joeandbarb comments on Mar 19, 2022:

us men are like carpeting.. lay us right and you can walk on us for years

Seriously, America, WTF?

joeandbarb comments on Mar 19, 2022:

I've been waiting on the metric system they have told us was coming for over 50 years now

I think the same can be said of the anti vaxxers, etc.

joeandbarb comments on Mar 19, 2022:

pretty bleak gentlemen. We killed off all of our voters by being anti vax, spent our money on truck protests that don't have any point, and our mango leader still loves Putin

I've got your smile right here.

joeandbarb comments on Mar 19, 2022:

fuck that!! lol here keep the chocolate and zinfendel I'm outta here

Be honest with your doctor

joeandbarb comments on Mar 19, 2022:

Has a threesome last night, two no shows but still a good time was had

Both are right

joeandbarb comments on Mar 19, 2022:

I want to party with these girls!!!

Three friends are in a hotel room in Soviet Russia.

joeandbarb comments on Mar 19, 2022:

When will comrade major release the pee pee tape????

A public welfare announcement

joeandbarb comments on Mar 19, 2022:

definitely avoiding unnecessary trips!!!

Recurring fruit…

joeandbarb comments on Mar 19, 2022:

good one

Tattoo ID Women tattooed in rural India to say whose wife she is.

joeandbarb comments on Mar 18, 2022:

great subject for conversation but maybe not in a joke forum.

If that is your choice in music, my condolences to your parole officer

joeandbarb comments on Mar 18, 2022:

or they know the exact amount of Sudafed you can buy CVS

Johnny is acting too real... Lol

joeandbarb comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Goals are important

Motivation explained

joeandbarb comments on Mar 18, 2022:

reminds me or the joke interviewer-"what is your biggest failing" interviewee-"my severe honesty" interviewer-" that doesn't seem like a fail" interviewee-"like I give a fuck what you think"

Something Trumpers can never get or understand, mainly Evangeloonies.

joeandbarb comments on Mar 18, 2022:

When presented with the fact that science has done something amazing the usual response I have heard from them is "God gave the person who invented it the inspiration". Like when a doctor saves someones life they praise god instead of the doctor. But who do they sue when an operation gos bad?? not their precious deity but the doctor. It gos back to my question what has god got against amputees? never has he regrown a limb for one. Why worship a god who likes lizards more than humans

That'll make em stop

joeandbarb comments on Mar 18, 2022:

have to go with what works

In your dreams, mate. 😆

joeandbarb comments on Mar 17, 2022:

Time to explain the western customs of nudity and promiscuity.

"The American war aim is not to spare Ukraine, but to ruin Russia. That takes time." . . ?.

joeandbarb comments on Mar 17, 2022:

Another propagandist for Russia. Did nothing to prevent and everything to provoke? when the evidence was right before your eyes for weeks on end and you believe this shit? I hope your getting paid in rubles because thats what this worth

Can someone help her? I don't know where to begin.

joeandbarb comments on Mar 17, 2022:

Reminds me of the old saying" No matter how hot or how sexy she looks someone somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit". That being said however I would love to try for a while!

I think she needs glasses, what say you?

joeandbarb comments on Mar 17, 2022:

I think she is signaling that she needs more than an eye exam! Possibly a tubular meat rectal exam

Somehow my sneakers still stay in perfect shape…

joeandbarb comments on Mar 17, 2022:

don't forget jumping to conclusions.

He has a point 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

joeandbarb comments on Mar 17, 2022:

Thats been my philosophy all along

Since I’m banned on FB, this shall be my new home for 4 more days 🤣

joeandbarb comments on Mar 17, 2022:

welcome to the alternative

Day 22: Bad news for Putin he brought guns to a switchblade fight.

joeandbarb comments on Mar 17, 2022:

I wonder how weakened his army will be when this is all over. He must be worried that he wont have enough soldiers left to successfully defend Russia.

How do you identify the gender of an ant?

joeandbarb comments on Mar 16, 2022:

took me way to long to get this. good one

I don't want to start any political arguments, but...

joeandbarb comments on Mar 16, 2022:

Between tucker, Alex Jones ,and tRump he had it locked down. Now those pesky Ukrainians have upset the apple cart( or would that be a potato cart?)

Hungry, hungry hippo

joeandbarb comments on Mar 16, 2022:

They missed a good opportunity by not putting lipstick on it

Fuck the piss bottle....

joeandbarb comments on Mar 16, 2022:

And it tells you its time to drive to Cancun. Or Maralago because its time to receive instruction on how to defy the deep state by blocking traffic

Seek and ye shall find..

joeandbarb comments on Mar 15, 2022:

Sounds like the good doctor has been masturbating to some weird shit lately!

Ukraine is fighting back as best it can Video shows Ukrainian amphibious vehicle's cannon ...

joeandbarb comments on Mar 15, 2022:

Afghanistan broke the U.S.S.R., Now Ukraine is breaking Russia. When this is all over and done with Ukraine will be part of the E.U. and looking at getting fast tracked into NATO. China will be getting lonely with only kim for a friend

Not funny but seemingly true.

joeandbarb comments on Mar 15, 2022:

Orange one better fix this or I release Pee Pee tape!!!!!!!!!!

I will listen intently , then I will laugh my ass off

joeandbarb comments on Mar 15, 2022:

Love it when I hear those assholes who think that "Coal Rolling" is cool cant afford to anymore.

Speaking of gasprices 🤣⛽️ This little light of mine; I'm gonna let it shine .

joeandbarb comments on Mar 15, 2022:

The next song on your hit list will be "These boots were made for walking"

Misspelling or no, I'm going to check it out to be sure

joeandbarb comments on Mar 15, 2022:

Its always appreciated when she takes the time to make sure