Kicks cord out of wall socket as I walk by...

joeandbarb comments on Mar 2, 2022:

I still have trouble trying to understand the cognitive disconnect between not believing science(anti-vac) verses begging science to save them( hospitals and doctors). Its literally You are a lier, now save my life!!!

So very true...

joeandbarb comments on Mar 2, 2022:

there will be statues world wide of him after this is all over. The republicans in our country should watch and learn what real leadership is. He just might be the leader of Russia after the clusterfuck that Putin started fails.

Pizza tonight?

joeandbarb comments on Mar 2, 2022:

covenant cannibalism at its most flavorful.

Scurryfunge!

joeandbarb comments on Feb 28, 2022:

I call it the P.C.P.O whenever company is coming my wife gets a Pre Company Piss Off. scurrying and cleaning. Do not get in her way, any attempt at help will be met with disdain for not doing it right. and the best option is to go outside and work in the yard until they get here. Upon arrival it disappears not to return until the next time company is imminent.

REAL leadership VS. lip service

joeandbarb comments on Feb 28, 2022:

Ted is on his way to get his asshole waxed so it will be nice and smooth for his daddy Vlad, the Only thing in his way is an obese orange mango cockblocking him and attempting to drain all of Vlads man juice in an effort to prevent him from releasing some videos

can't happen soon enough. I stand with Ukraine and we need to do more

joeandbarb comments on Feb 28, 2022:

I Hope this ends for him like it did for Caesar. One of his generals need to realize how fucked up his head is and finish him with a bullet. Let Navalny out of jail and put him in charge and get this world headed to peace

How to find an ideal man

joeandbarb comments on Feb 28, 2022:

And all those attributes disappear after his release

Try harder!

joeandbarb comments on Feb 27, 2022:

Can my fellow males Envision the pain of never being able to scratch your balls as this poor guy has to endure?

Plain and simple

joeandbarb comments on Feb 27, 2022:

eye yay eyewhoo hoo

Guess that explains the 2nd coming

joeandbarb comments on Feb 27, 2022:

That explains his favorite song..Oh cum all ye faithful

He can't evade all of them... can he?

joeandbarb comments on Feb 27, 2022:

even if they don't get him its so obvious that his mental state is in such rapid decline that he will be a drooling vegetable by the time 2024 rolls around( me being hopeful

This month, 12,000 U.

joeandbarb comments on Feb 27, 2022:

What a fucking monster to equate war as being a good real estate deal,

can't happen soon enough. I stand with Ukraine and we need to do more

joeandbarb comments on Feb 27, 2022:

I think there should be a pay per view event where they give Putin an enema with a lit road flare. then give the money to the Govt. of Ukraine

I really am in danger of LMAO.

joeandbarb comments on Feb 27, 2022:

sport sheets are much more comfortable than rope.. not that I would know..lol

She spins it like she sees it…

joeandbarb comments on Feb 27, 2022:

Those of us who get this are showing our age..and I am Included in this number

Threw the last one in for fun

joeandbarb comments on Feb 26, 2022:

sounds like he has more than a piss tape on old orange asshole, maybe a video of him boning a little boy while Putin rails Melania,

and they'd pay good money to drink it

joeandbarb comments on Feb 26, 2022:

bigley!

Password requirements…

joeandbarb comments on Feb 26, 2022:

and you need a new one in six months and it cant be one you have used before! ARRRRGGHH

What happened to this group? I see no activity here?

joeandbarb comments on Feb 25, 2022:

Sorry for not posting sooner. There is no way I was going to stop having sex just to post about it!!!

How come my profile got suspended?

joeandbarb comments on Feb 25, 2022:

At least you were able to get back on. unless you know a lot more about computers than I do we will never know

Free speech comes with an apparent irony Launched by Trump on Monday, Truth Social billed itself ...

joeandbarb comments on Feb 25, 2022:

It's only considered free until he finds a way to charge for it

I plan on being on the winning side this time

joeandbarb comments on Feb 25, 2022:

lifetime soldier in this war and we are starting to win! Thanks to California, Oregon, Washington, Nevada. etc, etc

Penis Surgery A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.

joeandbarb comments on Feb 25, 2022:

Time for a new wife and a new dick!

Bahahaha😂🤣

joeandbarb comments on Feb 25, 2022:

A future famous artist you have there

Movie remake

joeandbarb comments on Feb 25, 2022:

Going through a whole box of Kleenex watching this movie would mean different things to different people

Great exercise and mental workout.

joeandbarb comments on Feb 25, 2022:

but still totally worth it!!!!!!

Ms. Jones definitely fucked with the wrong student.

joeandbarb comments on Feb 25, 2022:

Having been forced into a "Christian" school for a number of years during my formative years I can simply say that Isaiah has certainly learned his lessons well and has all the makings of a future evangelical preacher.

Can someone tell me why I have a major criteria for a man’s build?

joeandbarb comments on Feb 24, 2022:

Our preference for a mate is hard to describe. The requirements you have are just that ..Your requirements. At 29 weather you believe it or not, you are just beginning your journey. You just might find your preference changing as you gain another year or so. I must admit that finding the complete perfect package is going to take time. I didn't find the perfect one for me until I was in my late 50's. But now my life is perfect with the perfect woman. So don't be in a rush..life is good and you will eventually find what you are looking for

The ‘racist’ Manhattan DA just may be one who sends Trumpty up the river.

joeandbarb comments on Feb 24, 2022:

And that explains why he loves the poorly educated.. give them someone to fear and hate that they can blame for their own lack of success

Eric Trump Got Very Emotional, Literally Almost Cried On Fox News Over The Mistreatment Of His ...

joeandbarb comments on Feb 24, 2022:

elections have consequences...But so do criminal investigations!!!

So very true. I used to have a very close relationship with my huge extended family. Not anymore.

joeandbarb comments on Feb 24, 2022:

I have seen several now ex friends go off the deep end and evolve from just conservative to cultist. The main ingredient in all of the conversions I have personally witnessed has been fox news

Trump sides with Putin... and no one is surprised. [cnn.com]

joeandbarb comments on Feb 24, 2022:

of course Daddy Putin has called and promised to release the piss tapes if he doesn't make a big disturbance while Biden is trying to fix his fuckups

That's exactly what I want to see.

joeandbarb comments on Feb 24, 2022:

It takes patience but I do believe they are coming. I scroll every day now and revel in the amount of panic they must all be enduring. Every day new stuff is coming out and the cracks in the dam are getting larger. soon the flood if information on them will be so big nobody will be able to deny their guilt

Summer yes, spring, fall maybe/maybe not, winter, hell no

joeandbarb comments on Feb 24, 2022:

Depends on the weather and location, but usually yes

I would tell him to run for his life

joeandbarb comments on Feb 24, 2022:

just say neigh!!!!!!

Strange, not?

joeandbarb comments on Feb 24, 2022:

Kind of like how the aliens stopped abducting people once everyone had a camera in their phone

Congratulations to the great state of Mississippi on being number one in the country for deaths by ...

joeandbarb comments on Feb 24, 2022:

With all the anti vax B.S. going around fox and the republican party may have ensured enough of their voters have died off that the Dems might have a chance at keeping their majorities in the house and senate

Avoid the banana!

joeandbarb comments on Feb 23, 2022:

An early rendition of the old " Dick in a box" trick

Victory is mine!

joeandbarb comments on Feb 22, 2022:

One of the favorite sayings in our house has become. "Lets ask Mr. Google"

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joeandbarb comments on Feb 22, 2022:

Still a better bargain than a MAGA hat

Taste just like chicken.

joeandbarb comments on Feb 22, 2022:

subliminal suggestions at their finest!!!!!!!

Quite often.

joeandbarb comments on Feb 22, 2022:

Or as My sister calls it." Fakebook"

Who's going to tell her?

joeandbarb comments on Feb 22, 2022:

now that micky has become a senior citizen he has to incorporate oral in order to make his women happy

Keeping it real...

joeandbarb comments on Feb 22, 2022:

Having read through the whole profile it makes me wonder if the pic is her chest, or her ass. Eaither way If I were single she would get a date

Send dunes

joeandbarb comments on Feb 22, 2022:

Dude is definitely weird... Makes me want to hang out with him. for a while at least

Yeah, who TF is Anita?

joeandbarb comments on Feb 22, 2022:

It's me baby! anita Hannjob!

Only if members of the wait staff are EMTs.

joeandbarb comments on Feb 22, 2022:

made by an epileptic chef??

Will they pass the test?

joeandbarb comments on Feb 21, 2022:

I'm still waiting on god to help an amputee by growing back their lost limb, If that happened I might start believing

Who would do this to a child?

joeandbarb comments on Feb 21, 2022:

and the whole thing is because Onan didn't want to get his sister in law pregnant after god killed his brother. So killing someone was ok but jerking off is a big NO NO.

Lots of breaking news lately.

joeandbarb comments on Feb 21, 2022:

I think he will have to declare bankruptcy, Try to make it sound like a smart business move, Show up in court first with a walker, then a wheelchair and when that isn't working he will throw all of his children Including Ivanka under the buss. When he discovers that he is still accountable he will conveniently have a stroke or series of hart attacks that prevent him from going to prison. Melania will divorce him and try to rehab her image with a tell all book spilling the beans all about him and his progeny and the evil things they have done....(I do like to dream)

I can’t imagine what the IQ level is for Trumptards but I’m sure it’s moron level at best!

joeandbarb comments on Feb 21, 2022:

tRumps next lawyer?

A few more then I'm done

joeandbarb comments on Feb 21, 2022:

Flynn should lose his military retirement due to being a communist agent.

Trio of Trump tragedies😂

joeandbarb comments on Feb 21, 2022:

I for one am having a great time watching this turd spiral around the bowl in his downward progression towards the sewer he came from

One of my favorite political cartoonists/artists is Gary Huck. Here's his latest.

joeandbarb comments on Feb 21, 2022:

He soon will be trying to sell sharpie drawings from his prison cell. And the funny thing is his mouth breathing followers will buy them and hang them up to pray to

Starting to stink?? It’s been putrid from the beginning!

joeandbarb comments on Feb 21, 2022:

I used to be a doomscroller when he was in office. looking in fear as to what catastrophe he was creating each hour of the day. Now I find myself becoming a Hopescroller, hoping to find out each new thing he is in trouble for as every hour passes and he sinks deeper into the shitpile he created

The struggle continues

joeandbarb comments on Feb 21, 2022:

looks like Tinder for trucks!

People really believe this stuff too?!?

joeandbarb comments on Feb 21, 2022:

If your so gullible to believe in a cosmic Jewish zombie that you can communicate with telepathically to solve all your problems, then you are probably willing to believe in vampires too.

Cultists culting?

joeandbarb comments on Feb 21, 2022:

This will always be the way it gos. They will always need the "Other" to attack to justify their goals. If they cannot get to the atheists, agnostics, or out and out Satan worshipers than they will attack each other until they are all done in.

I do the same!

joeandbarb comments on Feb 21, 2022:

He needs to find the SKEPTICS ANNOTATED BIBLE.. Awesome website devoted to displaying the contradictions and absurdities contained within

Work of art

joeandbarb comments on Feb 21, 2022:

truly an artist!

Better or worse?

joeandbarb comments on Feb 21, 2022:

Looks like games have been influenced by the tRump presidency

Too much lube

joeandbarb comments on Feb 21, 2022:

results of test, condiments do NOT make good lube

[vm.tiktok.com] 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

joeandbarb comments on Feb 21, 2022:

He cant say she dosn't listen to him

Can you???

joeandbarb comments on Feb 20, 2022:

I have no idea and dont want one

Religious fanatics cereal?

joeandbarb comments on Feb 20, 2022:

I wonder what he ate before cornflakes that got him so horny he had to beat it down????

Grandma was pretty progressive.

joeandbarb comments on Feb 19, 2022:

If you give him that he will most definitely pass up the old pizza and chew on your muffin!!!!

Trump's Social Media App Is Making Users Donate To Republican Party [youtube.com]

joeandbarb comments on Feb 19, 2022:

there is always a grift when it come to the mango

An honest proposal??🤔🤔🤔😂

joeandbarb comments on Feb 19, 2022:

give new meaning to the old show " I love Lucy"

Good luck with that

joeandbarb comments on Feb 19, 2022:

almost extinct.. only found in a few, Liz Cheny and Adam Kinzinger. other than that non existent

Because he is

joeandbarb comments on Feb 19, 2022:

so when he gets sued and taken to court for spewing his inane bullshit he can plead ignorance and the judge will believe him

So i have been apparently Thoroughly blocked by someone, or sometwo, or perhaps somethree cowardly ...

joeandbarb comments on Feb 19, 2022:

Anyone who blocks the wonderful Ann either did it by mistake or they are just a worthless tRump fellating incel who is too busy trying to find another pic of trump to masturbate to

My 2 new bikini tops arrived, I’m ready for summer! (Ugh, why can’t I figure out how to make ...

joeandbarb comments on Feb 18, 2022:

nice long cleavage line leading up to a pretty smile..more please!!!

Somewhere in the south, pick your own redneck area.

joeandbarb comments on Feb 18, 2022:

any trailer park in Florida

You know where are they made?

joeandbarb comments on Feb 17, 2022:

this is the best type of buffet. I could eat this all day(and most of the night as well)

I am no snake expert but know this

joeandbarb comments on Feb 16, 2022:

yes but with no teeth so the bite is wonderful!

Don't you just hate it when that happens

joeandbarb comments on Feb 16, 2022:

if it stinks, use the sink!!!

One can only hope!

joeandbarb comments on Feb 15, 2022:

Even if he didn't want to spill the beans on the big Mango Rudy cant help himself. He will incriminate himself and all involved and not even realize what hes doing.

Ah, but will it be as funny?

joeandbarb comments on Feb 15, 2022:

And you just know that Trevor will skewer tRump sometime during the dinner. I an counting down the hours to see this one

I’m a tea person but I get the idea.

joeandbarb comments on Feb 15, 2022:

sounds like women had the upper hand for a short while

That would be a St. Valentine's Day massacre.

joeandbarb comments on Feb 15, 2022:

Cue up Lionel Richie's " Stuck On You"

Not so much a meme as it is truth…

joeandbarb comments on Feb 12, 2022:

truer words have never been spoken

I’ll be moving to Florida in about a year.

joeandbarb comments on Feb 9, 2022:

Fort Lauderdale is too built up for me.. I live on a lake in the middle of the Ocala National forest

Not a coffee fan!

joeandbarb comments on Feb 9, 2022:

Still better than" Ground up and in the freezer" or "Weak and in a Styrofoam cup"

Valentine's day is coming

joeandbarb comments on Feb 9, 2022:

He got lucky and didn't even have to lay out money for steak and lobster, This squirrel has game!!

Effectiveness of prayer?

joeandbarb comments on Feb 8, 2022:

My favorite thing to ask xions is "Why does god hate amputees so much that he has never healed one"

Seriously? WTF?

joeandbarb comments on Feb 8, 2022:

Fox is complicit by promoting tRump and his cronys. Now they are trying to rehab Rudys image with the public. The better all of the conspirators look to the public the less likely the eventual fines for promoting them will be in the billions

Don’t expect it, buddy!

joeandbarb comments on Feb 8, 2022:

Hes just hoping for another moment of happiness

Or to admire the idea?

joeandbarb comments on Feb 7, 2022:

Just when I thought I had tried it all, you come up with something new to try..

So Mike Pence has finally turned on his former boss, Trumpty Dumpty: [bbc.

joeandbarb comments on Feb 5, 2022:

He waited until tRump started blaming him and even threatened him saying he needed to be investigated. He only did this to head off even more accusal.

Sooooo, the first week in February in Southern New England.

joeandbarb comments on Feb 4, 2022:

Meanwhile even though we have the stupidest, most vile politicians in the country at least here in Florida we have some nice weather. Yesterday I went swimming and paddled my canoe for a nice five mile run and today its hitting around 82 degrees. Small consolation but a silver lining all the same

I think he has a good case.

joeandbarb comments on Feb 3, 2022:

I would love for this trial to be televised! And force fox to cover it,

What's been your experience as or with an older woman?

joeandbarb comments on Feb 2, 2022:

I am just turning 64 and my wife just hit 62. I am more turned on than ever by her and chase her around our house all of the time. The only difference is we spend much more time on foreplay and prolong the fun times with added things like skinny dipping and naked times in the hot tub

So trying to liven up this group, share one of your sexual kinks, mine are my very sensitive ...

joeandbarb comments on Feb 2, 2022:

dirty talk, the aural adds to the oral and makes the physical tremble and vibrate

Hey, he got his wish, so I'm happy for this soon to be dead asshole, [insideedition.com]

joeandbarb comments on Jan 31, 2022:

He is helping Darwin. Now someone with some brains will get the kidney he wont and that person might help humanity

I don't like this test

joeandbarb comments on Jan 30, 2022:

Couldent see much as I was busy licking the screen

Seriously? SMH. [cnn.com]

joeandbarb comments on Jan 23, 2022:

My guess is that tRump is so distracted by the walls closing in on him that he is not even paying full attention to his toady when he speaks and only responds when he hears certain words that he already has a made up narrative for

A sustained effort to invalidate the 2020 election was perpetrated by corrupt Repuglicans A ...

joeandbarb comments on Jan 23, 2022:

They are straight up traitors to this country. Looooong prison sentences are due or even bring back the firing squad for any convicted of treason!!!!!

Lurking surprises

joeandbarb comments on Jan 23, 2022:

your already half way there, may as well finish!

Batty as hell!

joeandbarb comments on Jan 23, 2022:

great singer, stupid person

Never noticed until now

joeandbarb comments on Jan 23, 2022:

where is underdog now when we really need him?