Nobody is getting any younger and while I haven't had any cosmetic surgery done I know a lot of ...

tioteo comments on May 16, 2018:

People do what they want or need to project an image of themselves. I won't judge them for that.

What the fuck kind of doublek insanity is this?

tioteo comments on May 15, 2018:

Clarity, intelligence: what foreign concepts to Ol' Orangeman.

Humor is essential

tioteo comments on May 15, 2018:

"Life is too important to be taken too seriously." This is my guiding principle.

The New Yorker Cover On Trump: “The Swamp”

tioteo comments on May 15, 2018:

Appropriate that he's playing in the mud.

My shitty weekend mood is gone.

tioteo comments on May 15, 2018:

Yeah, I can see/feel it!

Daddy I have been reading. You’ve been reading what my son?

tioteo comments on May 14, 2018:

Satire is good for us.

Trump Pulled Out?

tioteo comments on May 13, 2018:

He DIDN'T do it on principle; he has none of thosel

5 Poverty Myths Debunked ft. The Liberal Redneck | Decoded | MTV - YouTube

tioteo comments on May 13, 2018:

Good to see this explained.

Happy Mother's Day!

tioteo comments on May 13, 2018:

I'll go along with that!

Happy Mother's Day to all the Mom's!

tioteo comments on May 13, 2018:

I second that!

... and the VP and the rest of the gang, to really work!

tioteo comments on May 13, 2018:

I'll attend!

It's true, isn't it?

tioteo comments on May 13, 2018:

Probably, but won't claim to talk for someone else; I've been called a mother*****, but never just "mother."

There once was a force more than others, Much stronger than sisters or brothers, Her love was so...

tioteo comments on May 13, 2018:

And happy day to you.

I've been working on a Mother's Day poem for days and can't seem to pull it together.

tioteo comments on May 13, 2018:

Nice. Smooth and gritty at the same time.

I hope Michael (not Cohen) really is...

tioteo comments on May 13, 2018:

These are good!

If you know who you are. you know your purpose. ? helloooooo everyone!

tioteo comments on May 13, 2018:

I know who I am. I just need the energy to pursue it.

Laughed my (big) butt off at this one!

tioteo comments on May 13, 2018:

Taft without brains?

Hahaha... pretty close.

tioteo comments on May 13, 2018:

Good list, but I wouldn't be much into 9--hetero, you know--heavily in to 14. I'd have to have the dog, too.

Happy Mothers Day to all the moms here

tioteo comments on May 13, 2018:

Yes! Moms are great!

Happy Mothers Day to all the Moms.

tioteo comments on May 13, 2018:

Awww...wwww....wwww.....

I posted this one also somewhere else

tioteo comments on May 13, 2018:

Fact.......unfortunately.

Under the advice of @emme, I'm placing this here:

tioteo comments on May 13, 2018:

Improves his looks.

It international nurses day.

tioteo comments on May 12, 2018:

Happy International Nurses' Day! I worked my way through college (university) as a hospital orderly. Since then I have had a great deal of respect for nurses. About the funniest/weirdest thing to happen to me was when a woman in her forties asked me to take her temperature rectally, forget the thermometer, and insert something else. I was 20 and embarrassed easily.

I get claustrophobic in elevators. But I'm taking steps to avoid it.

tioteo comments on May 12, 2018:

I see you exercise your right to be humorous. Bad, of course, but in a good way.

I was at a coffee shop (OK, Starbucks) when the guy next to me starts telling me about all this ...

tioteo comments on May 12, 2018:

Ain't it a magical thing?......What?......You're right! It ain't!

Come Monday morning I'll be on the road driving to Texas and a couple weeks later up to Michigan.

tioteo comments on May 12, 2018:

Be safe! Be careful, Bee Happy. Fill us in as you come east.

Anyone into auras?

tioteo comments on May 12, 2018:

Difficult to remember; easy to forget.

I'm afraid tRumps damage may not be easily fixed.

tioteo comments on May 12, 2018:

Yep. Egalitarian society be damned!

A man who never made a mistake never made anything. ?

tioteo comments on May 11, 2018:

If an unmarried woman makes a mistake, does a man make a misterstake? Just wondering.....

Trump and his Private Parts

tioteo comments on May 11, 2018:

Uhhhh....hhhh....yeah!

Dictator...

tioteo comments on May 11, 2018:

Yep!

Huh? What?

tioteo comments on May 11, 2018:

For supper? Total? In your car?

This is for everyone! (L)

tioteo comments on May 11, 2018:

I love this. I am an old softie where cute creatures are concerned, and you have found my soft spot. I appreciate your posts. Where do you find all these?

My dog Puck died today.

tioteo comments on May 11, 2018:

I hope the fond memories help you through this difficult time. It sounds as if you have a good support system so I suspect you'll be okay. Best wishes to you.

Hi there anyone living up here in Toronto Ontario Canada or is this another type site

tioteo comments on May 10, 2018:

I found one person from Mississauga, right next door. There are probably others because it's a huge metropolitan area.

Bring the circle made of triangles inside a square box! ?

tioteo comments on May 10, 2018:

Eh...why not?

Herr Trump Clown Prince is proof that inbreeding in USA is rampant .

tioteo comments on May 10, 2018:

I did laugh out loud!

Sphincter said

tioteo comments on May 10, 2018:

That's a new category, isn't it?

My favorite is the evangelicals with Stormy...

tioteo comments on May 10, 2018:

They are great!

Hello! New here! I live in the beautiful Columbia River Gorge.

tioteo comments on May 10, 2018:

Hey! Jump right in. We discuss a variety of things, usually with civility. Welcome.

The truths of religion are never so well understood as by those who have lost the power of ...

tioteo comments on May 10, 2018:

I'm going to have to re-read Voltaire.

I just love Snoopy

tioteo comments on May 10, 2018:

The gentle humor of Charles Schulz.

I filed for divorce from my wife of almost sixteen years today.

tioteo comments on May 10, 2018:

Breaking up can be hard; not breaking up can often be much worse. Good wishes for you both.

I have a cousin and she is a 47 year old widow.

tioteo comments on May 10, 2018:

If she's happy with the situation, our logic doesn't count. I understand where you're coming from, but she is in charge of her life and outlook. Let it go unless it intrudes on your life.

Works for me :D

tioteo comments on May 10, 2018:

And so have I. They visit me frequently, but it helps that I feed them and there are trees all around. There is no pond, however.

MRI in the bag!!! I can't believe at one point I almost nodded off! I am mega proud of myself and ...

tioteo comments on May 9, 2018:

One more thing out of the way. Yay!

Haha ... love Andy Borowitz!

tioteo comments on May 9, 2018:

He actually seems to think he has such power to do so. Pathetic.

There's no point to keep your head face down, coz all we feel and all we see are temporary.

tioteo comments on May 9, 2018:

Hello! Post. Read. Ask questions.

Exactly! ....

tioteo comments on May 9, 2018:

I truly belly-laughed. Great!

Standing alone

tioteo comments on May 9, 2018:

Sometimes it means just that!

Positive possum!

tioteo comments on May 9, 2018:

Humor with heart!

Vote vote vote!!!

tioteo comments on May 9, 2018:

So good to be reminded. Wonder if the ones who need to heed will even read it, much less believe it. I doubt it.

This morning I was dropping off my teenage son at the airport.

tioteo comments on May 9, 2018:

Mushy? Yep. Sentimental? Yep. Good? Yep.

Would we really want Pence instead of trumpie.

tioteo comments on May 8, 2018:

We're hosed for sure!

I cringe every time I hear a politician say "God bless America.

tioteo comments on May 8, 2018:

I read it very much the same way.

I am reading a brief history of time. do you think i'll go hell for reading it?😂

tioteo comments on May 8, 2018:

Yeah, but only temporarily.

Christians and the Anti-Christ

tioteo comments on May 8, 2018:

I hadn't thought of it like this........well, yes I had, but YOU said it! Thanks.

I need some luck!

tioteo comments on May 8, 2018:

Why? Don't you want us to recognize you?

Why I Got Rid of Most of My Friends - YouTube

tioteo comments on May 8, 2018:

I had to do just what he says many years ago. I don't miss it.

Another of my Trump themed parody movie posters...hope y'all like it...

tioteo comments on May 8, 2018:

Right!

Last time I saw Rudy G. he was running.....AWAY from the World Trade Center?

tioteo comments on May 8, 2018:

It seems that agent orange chooses only those who might be able to come across as more ridiculous than he is.

Good for a giggle or two... [youtu.be]

tioteo comments on May 8, 2018:

Good sense of the ridiculous. Like it!

Great job!!!

tioteo comments on May 8, 2018:

Hmmmm...mmmm...Now I wonder what I've been up to.

After news reports of micro plastics being found in sea salt is it safer to consume old fashioned ...

tioteo comments on May 7, 2018:

I think most table salt comes from salt mines, not the sea. I'm not sure, however.

Thinking Ahead in 2020

tioteo comments on May 7, 2018:

My dog would be a better president than Mr. Orange. He is pleasant; he never tells lies; he doesn't piss in hotel rooms; and, he is extremely loyal.

3 Simple Rules in Life

tioteo comments on May 7, 2018:

Good observations.

Today started out really well.

tioteo comments on May 7, 2018:

Munch well! Ciao!

So after a very long and challenging period of time of unemployment, I was finally offered a ...

tioteo comments on May 7, 2018:

I'm happy for you. May everything work out well for you in the long run.

We all have human bodies.

tioteo comments on May 7, 2018:

Sometimes we think such things, but that is all we do with them. You wrote them down and reminded us. Peace!

The days in the Church I found toxic, The sermons were gross and so caustic, So fast out the ...

tioteo comments on May 7, 2018:

Cool!

Im just bored looking for friends here ;)

tioteo comments on May 7, 2018:

Hello. Remember, we are a bunch of non-believers!

Court tomorrow and MRI wednesday.

tioteo comments on May 7, 2018:

We wish you well. May your random luck change direction!

My most recent Trump parody movie poster, and given the fact that it's also a spoof of a famous ...

tioteo comments on May 7, 2018:

This is funny, funny, FUNNY!

People are hilarious!

tioteo comments on May 7, 2018:

Dogs are howlarious!

Live your best life!

tioteo comments on May 7, 2018:

Little guy has the right idea.

There's a deal Goin down.

tioteo comments on May 7, 2018:

Funny! Quacks me up!

I'm sure many of you have seen this, but what the hell, we need a good belly laugh! Enjoy?

tioteo comments on May 6, 2018:

I knew his orangeness was stupid, but, president of the Virgin Islands? I don't think the British ones have a president and I know the U.S. ones have a governor.

: : : Eulogy My atmosphere If you were here I could breathe you- Be my oxygen I can't ...

tioteo comments on May 6, 2018:

A smoldering fire and I smelled the smoke.

05.

tioteo comments on May 6, 2018:

Venting's fine. I have never gone through such an event, and I hope I don't have to. I had a negative event about 29 years ago. Although I have mostly gotten over it, there must be just enough of a thread in my mind that it still hangs on and shows its face occasionally. When I refuse to feed it, it goes away again for a while. That's the best I've been able to do. Anyway, keep us in mind when you need to vent.

I believe that I was meant to travel.

tioteo comments on May 6, 2018:

I used to see myself as an explorer. I have done some, but I would do more if lack of money didn't play such a part.

This should at least put a smile on your face. [youtu.be]

tioteo comments on May 6, 2018:

What can I say? He said it all.

Trump's move last week to establish a new faith-based initiative within the White House is ...

tioteo comments on May 5, 2018:

Deliver us from dirtbags,

Two brothers are curators of a natural history museum.

tioteo comments on May 5, 2018:

BOO! HISS! Great!

Here's an actual Trump pinata. Swing away!

tioteo comments on May 5, 2018:

May I use a hammer instead of a bat or stick?

Yes they can be..

tioteo comments on May 5, 2018:

I think they can; I think they are.

Sorry my poems are usually dark in some way but heres another one.

tioteo comments on May 5, 2018:

Peace to you.

Make the most of it!

tioteo comments on May 5, 2018:

I can buy into this. Ab-so-bloody-lutely!

Guess I'm feeling a bit lonely this morning.

tioteo comments on May 5, 2018:

Good one. Thanks.

Good life hack....

tioteo comments on May 5, 2018:

Innocuous enough, I suppose.

Fun with dance! [youtu.be]

tioteo comments on May 5, 2018:

Joy. Joy!

Dating progression - Me at 16: She's ugly.

tioteo comments on May 4, 2018:

You're in ba-a-a-a-a-a-aa-a---aaad shape.

I had a splinter in my finger so I had gone to the medicine cabinet in the bathroom to retrieve the ...

tioteo comments on May 4, 2018:

I would say your son was weird, but he wasn't. He was just being a kid.

Know what I'd pick.

tioteo comments on May 4, 2018:

No contest.

What Feet?

tioteo comments on May 4, 2018:

I would say he should shoot himself in the head, but that would do no damage.

You got this

tioteo comments on May 4, 2018:

Yes, I am. You are too.

He really is Pinnochio

tioteo comments on May 4, 2018:

Maybe he is trying to grow his nose long because something else is so short?

Go, cow, go!

tioteo comments on May 4, 2018:

Is this a true story? It's not udder fantasy?

Here I'll help!

tioteo comments on May 4, 2018:

I LOVE it!

The good news is: Earlier this week, history was made when four Members of Congress announced that ...

tioteo comments on May 4, 2018:

Small, but welcome, step. One of the members is from my old hometown.

I have a favorite political (and labor) cartoonist.

tioteo comments on May 4, 2018:

Great! Hilarious!