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A conservative judge torched Donald Trump's latest illegal assault on immigrants
zeuser comments on Dec 11, 2018:
Anyone with integrity baffles the talking yam. It is completely outside of his realm of experience. Kudos to the 9th circuit and Judge Bybee.
In case you need it... [washingtonpost.com]
zeuser comments on Dec 11, 2018:
Hire him!
Life's been so much better since I got rid of all the mirrors in my place, because I can talk to my ...
zeuser comments on Dec 11, 2018:
I'm sure that's no reflection on you.
Is anyone there?
zeuser comments on Dec 11, 2018:
Hello, I must be going. I'm glad I came, but just the same, I must be going. Ta Ta.
Sometimes fiction mirrors reality: President Donald Trump, surrounded by his normal retinue of ...
zeuser comments on Dec 10, 2018:
Yeah, funny /not funny. *sigh *
The rotten mf's just can't help but display how corrupt to the core they are: Slate: House ...
zeuser comments on Dec 10, 2018:
That Gowdy character is a piece of work, isn't he? What a partisan hack, a fucked up solution looking for a problem, and currently just about in the rear view mirror getting smaller and smaller. Dick.
HO HO HO Merry Christmas
zeuser comments on Dec 10, 2018:
Catchy. But no "release-y". Heh.
Looks like I have to shave my head completely again.
zeuser comments on Dec 10, 2018:
That happens to me when I trim my beard. I've gotten better at it over the decades, but it still happens every so often.
I remember not too long ago, a President who could spell.
zeuser comments on Dec 10, 2018:
A throwback to the late great Steve Allen 's catch phrase "smock smock". Only not funny.
Do you enjoy a good gossip?
zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2018:
Gossip is a way to communicate, a channel. You can use the channel maliciously or constructively. Even passively. Because knowledge is power. A lot of gossip is finding out how people are doing. It's cool if you do it right.
Wow! Dating religious people is a pain in the ass.
zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2018:
I think I know why it didn't go over well, however I also think you need to take risks for humor. Sometimes it all goes sideways, but you can anticipate certain reactions and have something up your sleeve. I admit, I never wondered about recharging a pendant like that, that's a good one.
I just read on Facebook "if 45 goes to prison it could be his first complete sentence" and now I ...
zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2018:
Oooh, that's good!
Ayers not taking job as White House chief of staff By Kaitlan Collins, Sophie Tatum and Jamie ...
zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2018:
So far, I certainly haven't been contacted for the job. I'd do it for the healthcare, and to fuck with everybody in the west wing. It would be fun while it lasted, and I could write a book afterwards.
Where do we start?
zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2018:
I like to start in the middle, especially with omelets and burritos. YMMV.
Wirch Hunt - The Game
zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2018:
Just in time for solstice giving!
Attention Fox News Viewers, Tucker Carlson Is Turning On You!
zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2018:
Whatever Tucker says, he's still a putz.
Thank god I don’t have to go to church today. Lol.
zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2018:
We're snowed in here in central NC. I'm watching the dvr of SNL. In a bit, I'll watch some football and make a pot of chili. ?
What is the difference between hovering ,and actually visiting a person's profile?
zeuser comments on Dec 8, 2018:
When you put your mouse cursor over a picture, that's a hover. When you click and go to the profile, that's a visit. Hover gives you a short bio, while a visit shows you the whole thing.
Blank line
zeuser comments on Dec 8, 2018:
It may have to do With your browser Or your hardware. Cuz it looks like I can do it without any effort.
What's your go-to soul soother after a particularly harrowing day?
zeuser comments on Dec 8, 2018:
I really admire the work you do, your obvious compassion, dedication, energy. I'm delighted you've found some coping help in music. ?
Ursi Major got her second marriage proposal today.
zeuser comments on Dec 8, 2018:
Spring, definitely. LOL
This works on so many levels.
zeuser comments on Dec 8, 2018:
Yeah, that's the sad and sorry truth. Aw man we are so fucked.
I really kind of like this pairing//
zeuser comments on Dec 8, 2018:
I dunno about putting words in the Duke's mouth, but I would guess he would be appalled at this grotesque cartoon version of an administration.
France helped guide Americans in the first American Revolution and they are shining a light for ...
zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2018:
In France, there was the Bastille. Here, there are institutionalized private prisons making money off of injustice, where the justice system is receiving kickbacks from the prison operators all over the fucking country. Yay progress, right? Who's heads would you start chopping off?
Tillerson says Trump doesn't know the rules and gets mad when he can't have things his way.
zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2018:
Rex certainly looks like a secretary of state, which as I recall was one reason he was offered the job by the director of central casting for the 45 administration. You know he has to be intelligent, running Exxon was a huge job, and it certainly must have irritated him to have to work for a fucking moron (his words).
From Day One... Every Fucking Day... fox news been following her [foxnews.com]
zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2018:
The MO of the right requires someone who plays the role of villain. Obama, Hillary, Soros, Comey, Pelosi, they all had their turn in the right wing media barrel. Some still take a turn now and then. Rep. Ocasio-Cortez is now getting her turn, because even right wing propaganda likes a new face every so often, and the perception is that a novice young politician with an ethnic name and a few public mistakes under her belt is a good target to bully. I don't know if the novelty will wear off, but even if it did, this is how these dickwads run their operation. This will backfire on them, as the article predicts, by galvanizing her support. This is the name of the game in 45's America. I wouldn't worry too much about the congresswoman, she looks like she can take care of herself.
GROSS Pig!
zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2018:
He just pulled it out of his arse, too.
MIND OVER MATTER - I'm just going to believe I have a full head of hair and the world will ...
zeuser comments on Dec 6, 2018:
People have too much investment in hair. It's dead protein. Google the Broadway musical, for those who may not be familiar with it. It's a period piece, but the music and the message are forever timely.
Wow! She’s blonde beautiful and from Faux News. What else do you want? [cbc.ca]
zeuser comments on Dec 6, 2018:
Oh FFS. ?
I'm actually an X-men. My mutant power is minding my own business.
zeuser comments on Dec 6, 2018:
Shhhh, don't attract the Sentinel Services people....
Today is my last day
zeuser comments on Dec 6, 2018:
Good for you, it's nice to see hard work pay off, isn't it? 8-)
What should you do to Donald when he bends over?
zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2018:
Post of the year! LOL
I think Calvin and Hobbes is/was the best comic ever! I think I will use this one as a response ...
zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2018:
At least Calvin knows that things aren't simple or clear, an advantage he has on the talking yam. Bill Waterson is a genius.
Nixon was able to stay out of jail. Don't think this one is wise enough.
zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2018:
There's a certain amount of animal cunning and willingness to inflict pain and give bribes that might help this asshole out, but there is also the high level of narcissistic hubris that Nixon never had which is what will trip up our current jackass. He really thinks he can talk and lie his way out of anything, not realizing that he's a moron and everybody else is smarter than he is.
People are indeed strange.
zeuser comments on Dec 5, 2018:
I saw this in a meme but I can't find it. Here's an example of how punctuation can change the meaning of a sentence. I drank all the wine. I drank all the punctuation. Sorry for the distraction, carry on. 8-)
Gift giving.
zeuser comments on Dec 4, 2018:
Perfect. A Hershey kiss. ?
This shit is getting serious!
zeuser comments on Dec 4, 2018:
Are we sure these aren't his dick mittens?
I neglected to mention yesterday that it was my anniversary!!! I have been on this site for a year, ...
zeuser comments on Dec 4, 2018:
HC, you are one of the crown jewels of this site, a presence that is greatly influential and much appreciated; a powerful atheist voice and a compassionate force for good. Congratulations, happy anniversary, and here is my hope for many more to come. 8-)
Trump tweeted, ".
zeuser comments on Dec 4, 2018:
Well, the study of economic theory and how it applies to international trade is well established, and the academic part is bolstered by how historically, for example, the Smoot-Hawley tariff made the great depression much much worse. The fact that this idiot thinks he is somehow getting money from the countries against which his tariffs are levied and not from the consumers in his own country is beyond simple ignorance, and borders on abject willful incompetence. The consequence of retaliatory tariffs is completely lost on him and his underdeveloped cerebrum; he thinks if they do it to us, then the right way to respond is to do it more to them (the counterpuncher part of his fucking pathetic psyche), while we are plowing under soy bean crops and closing automobile manufacturing and fabricated metal plants - all in states that supported his stupid ass. The intelligence of a wank-stain with the aroma of cheap cologne, stale farts, and KFC - that's our guy.
This Twitter account is pure genius: [twipu.com]
zeuser comments on Dec 4, 2018:
A little too close to reality for comfort, but still very funny.
This and more...
zeuser comments on Dec 4, 2018:
Me too.
What we get wrong about misogyny: why sexism and misogyny aren’t the same - Vox
zeuser comments on Dec 4, 2018:
"Misogyny is the law enforcement branch of patriarchy." Good interview.
First Ever Female Ballon d’Or Ceremony Marred by Male DJ Asking Winner to Twerk Onstage in ...
zeuser comments on Dec 4, 2018:
Assholishness is truly global. Supports my theory about assholes. ?
Magic for trump! [youtube.com]
zeuser comments on Dec 4, 2018:
Had me fooled. LOL
Just trying to get some of this anxiety out of my system.
zeuser comments on Dec 3, 2018:
You don't know me, and I usually don't presume to give advice, so if you ignore this whole post, that's fine with me. For the problem of too many things: fit what you can in your apartment, sell, toss, or donate what is expendable and replaceable, rent a storage unit for the rest. The kitties will adjust once things are more stable. So will your daughter and so will you. Uncertainty causes anxiety, but when you establish a routine, things get a little more predictable. Good things come slowly, remember that. There are lots of things that will not go your way, but you can always be persistent. Hang in there, mom, your girl and her kitties are depending on you. All the best to all of you, things will get better.
I don’t doubt trump for a moment ? [uokhun.uk]
zeuser comments on Dec 3, 2018:
Animatronic penguins - too imaginative to be from our orange guy, but still funny. 8-)
How young is too young for a tattoo?
zeuser comments on Dec 2, 2018:
At 18, he's an adult in the eyes of the law. I'm not a tattoo guy. My two millennials have independently decided neither are they. If either wanted one at 18,wouldn't have bothered me. I think it's sweet he wants to put your name under his skin.
It is past time!
zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2018:
Ooh yeah!
We can't ignore the other asshole.
zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2018:
Yeah, you sure are.
Tis the season to laugh about thiese things
zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2018:
I never thought laying low was particularly christ-like, but I can appreciate the similarity. ? And it has always been a tenet of my life. - every so often, you just have to book.
What's next?
zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2018:
Nah, I expect to go back to how it was before I was born.
Yes, I'm bad
zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2018:
Wait, you mean the elves aren't really tricked out little angels? Lol
Even though it is a slightly biased website they do present a valid ...
zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2018:
Someone's gonna wish he passed some prison reform legislation. Maybe Bill Cosby can sneak him some jello pudding. Har Har. ?
Saw this on a friend's Facebook page.
zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2018:
Sorry, but I had to break your nose so it could glow. Hmm, it doesn't look like that knee is glowing, hand me that baseball bat, would you?
Ignorance is not an excuse for breaking the law.
zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2018:
Crew member on the Titanic: All passengers to the life boats, women and children first! Asshole on the Titanic: Fuck the women and the children! Priest on the Titanic: Is that an option?
For all my bangers out there
zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2018:
Sweet moves. Not sure what Gene Autry would have to say about it, but who cares?
Trump Is Sure He’ll Get Robbed of a Nobel, Just Like He Did at the Emmys [vanityfair.
zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2018:
Dumbass.
Merry Mythmas to you all.
zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2018:
Mythmas never ends. ?
alfa - look what I made beta - we don't have enough testers release - we can't sit on one project ...
zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2018:
Release = marketing Gotta have something to sell.
Yup, J is right..
zeuser comments on Nov 29, 2018:
Jerk? Jerkoff?
Mueller is a GENIUS!! He waited until after Asshole submitted his written “testimony” to ...
zeuser comments on Nov 29, 2018:
Yeah, sweet move, this is just starting to get good - not that any of this shit is objectively good, but you know what I mean.
Do you buy Christmas gifts for others?
zeuser comments on Nov 29, 2018:
I buy solstice gifts for family and friends. I can't help it if some weird mythology celebrates some ridiculous fictitious event at the same time. ?
Stop masturbation now!!! [stopmasturbationnow.org]
zeuser comments on Nov 29, 2018:
Ringing the devil's doorbell... I am so stealing that. LOL
Won't you please knock me up in the morning...
zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2018:
Who woke Mary up?
Dating in todays society
zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2018:
Hypotheticals are always tricky. There's a lot of nuance and context surrounding any relationship, even simple friendships let alone romantic relationships. So I voted for the third option, because I just don't know. I would not rule it out or in a priori, and there is nothing in the set up situation that discusses any emotional attachment when the big reveal occurs, nor the circumstances surrounding the admission. Could go either way.
Anyone have any good funny one-liners?
zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2018:
A giraffe walks into a bar and says "High balls are on me!"
Michael Moore explains how GM totally played Trump. [youtube.com]
zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2018:
You could leave off the "of the millionaire class" part, and this would still be accurate.
Last sat.
zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2018:
You gotta have some other places to go close by that are better than Applebee's, no?
Am I evil for liking to make hyper-religious people squirm?
zeuser comments on Nov 28, 2018:
Wrong? Nah, bro, you're good. ?
Welcome to Day 677.
zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2018:
We need a "rolling my eyes" category for the like droplist. ?
3 Tips to Have Better Conversations
zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2018:
Good stuff, Ken!
Man, you can't know from day to day what new theories might pop up regarding this whole WH intrigue ...
zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2018:
Chess player meets rock paper scissors guy. I love this, feed false info that goes to the doofus in chief who provides *written* answers based on fake inside info. I reeeeally love it.
Yet another belated Democratic house victory, spawning a predictable response from her GOP opponent.
zeuser comments on Nov 27, 2018:
These repubs are whiny bitches, aren't they? So she runs on wingnut social issues, refuses to campaign in a heavily democratic county, and expected them to vote for her? Cry me a river, sweet pea. ?
What's the best way to celebrate milestone birthdays?
zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2018:
You are in charge of what you think is a milestone. Your age, even on the decade markers, is just a number. The birthday after you just got your dream job, you just had a child, you met your soulmate, you managed to make a perfect lasagna....celebrate those. When you turn 40, or 50, or 60....wtf cares but you? Put the meaning where it belongs - where there is some actual meaning. YMMV...and... Happy birthday! 8-)
Why do so many retreat to conspiracy theories as soon as they are asked to explain the ...
zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2018:
It's a lot easier than thinking for yourself, or checking the validity of whatever the conspiracy is claiming to be true and citing those facts - which usually there aren't any to back up the theory.
trump's pure unadulterated insanity is National Security Issue! Trump Thinks His Own ...
zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2018:
Mussolini, hanging by his heels. Just for the sake of comparison. https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/le-duce-benito-mussolini-et-sa-ma%C3%AEtresse-claretta-petacci-news-photo/558663983
Annual Christmas horror shit show is on at the white house [io9.gizmodo.com]
zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2018:
Red is the color of the blood on concertina wire at the southern border which is making America "great" again. Happy holidays!
Everything matters in Life
zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2018:
Everything matters to somebody or something in life. I'll go that far.
Interesting opinion piece from the Washington Post: The Washington Post: The GOP is now the party...
zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2018:
Well this is old news, but the difference today is nobody is trying to hide it, it's all in plain sight.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but I'm not sure what type of reaction I'd get from you...🤔😅
zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2018:
If it was a redox joke, I'd get a charge out of it for sure.
The weather is going to be beautiful today in Florida.
zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2018:
Enjoy it while you are still above sea level.
A little Calvin and Hobbes.
zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2018:
You could say your religion laid an egg, Calvin. ?
Pfizer, Amgen, Walmart among companies withdrawing support for Mississippi GOP Sen.
zeuser comments on Nov 26, 2018:
This generally plays well in Mississippi. I guess the risk to their public images caused the corporate moneymen to reconsider. That's not really how it's supposed to work, but I'll take it.
The opposite of love is not hate, its apathy.
zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2018:
A simple "leave me alone, dickwad" couldn't hurt. Then silence. YMMV
The Holiday Season
zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2018:
Always a good excuse to make favorite foods for family. That's how I roll.
Keeping Christ in Christmas!
zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2018:
Can you get someone besides Jesus to crucify? I know a couple of folks that would be very popular subjects for this.
Totally new to this community! How is it? Someone stop by and say hi!
zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2018:
Yo bandman! Folks are pretty cool here. We got a couple of ringers, but they are few. Enjoy your stay!
Has anyone thought of
zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2018:
I'd be happy if someone came over and raked my yard.
Conflicted and Curious
zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2018:
Any relationship based on mutual consent and respect is OK with me. Things can get sticky when someone is pissed off and legal action occurs, but that's true no matter which of these arrangements are involved. People would do better by keeping a couple of extra cans of "It's not your fucking business" in the pantry and concentrate on their own relationships.
Sex in the modern world
zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2018:
I've got a pretty firm grasp on the meaning of sex, m'self.
trump and his republican cohorts are common place Fascists scammer who are stealing us blind for ...
zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2018:
This is gonna be a messy endgame in which nobody will actually win.
As part of series of occasional questions which I will entitle, ‘Strange but Bollocks’, I direct...
zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2018:
Short answer, they don't work. At all. They are a vehicle for a con game meant to separate the gullible from their currency.
I read a post on Facebook yesterday with a bunch of christian friends saying they know the Bible ...
zeuser comments on Nov 25, 2018:
Using logic to explain nonsense is a fool's errand. Except that horses must go to heaven, because the horseshit has to come from somewhere.
Our XMas tree this year is a 6'4" man.
zeuser comments on Nov 24, 2018:
I'd be interested to see where you put the angel.
This place is looking too much like the reason I don't like going out to bars.
zeuser comments on Nov 24, 2018:
Not sure what to tell you partner. Good things come slowly. Be yourself and be patient. At bars, I'm happy with cold pinot grigio, some space at the bar, and a good game on the tube. Everything else is a bonus. Here, I like the company of non-believers, the ideas put out by those with politically similar attitudes, and the opportunity to reach a new savvy audience that has not heard or seen all of my material before. It's all about expectations.
Pardoning Execution in Turkey?
zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2018:
Easy to see the source of confusion. ?
You’re damned if you do, damned if you don’t.
zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2018:
Well Mr. C, if you're happy, then I'm happy. Hope you get some, not bothered in the least if you don't. Good luck, bro. 8-)
Yes my friend, you kill this guy and I'll cover you!!
zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2018:
Could happen.
Just a classic blues for those that can ear it!! [youtube.com]
zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2018:
Classic indeed. ?
We'll wait
zeuser comments on Nov 22, 2018:
Rub it on raw turkey first. Just to own my libtard ass, right?

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