Another way he could have kept his mouth shut.

zeuser comments on Jan 29, 2024:

Berder gag for the wimp gimp! For the win!!

I wish I thought about saying I was stung by a dick, way back when I was pregnant and people would ...

zeuser comments on Jan 29, 2024:

These are hilarious, you naughty sweetie! Um, where is that motel? Asking for one of my buddies.

She has practice

zeuser comments on Jan 29, 2024:

That's different!

Got another dick pic this morning! 😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Jan 28, 2024:

What do you call 53 millionaires watching the Super Bowl? The Dallas Cowboys. Happy playoffs, MG!

“Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper”………….Francis Bacon.

zeuser comments on Jan 28, 2024:

I sort of hope I'll be there for the next morning.

Woohoo!!! It's Saturday!!! 🎊🎉😴

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2024:

Hunterrrrr! Good job, MG!

Donald Trump ordered to pay writer E Jean Carroll $US83.

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2024:

He will never ever pay. Time to start putting liens on his shitty properties.

Not if they plan to do that.

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2024:

You learn when you see the theory in action.

White supremacy

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2024:

Well, that automatic no goes both ways, darlin.

Trumpty Dumpty once again demonstrates that he is a delusional twat (and would be king): ...

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2024:

Where's your Putin now? LOL

“Suspicion is a heavy armour and with its weight it impedes more than it protects”…….

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2024:

A certain amount of suspicion is sometimes necessary, but I take his meaning.

Some men sure are desperate, eh? Back on my original account now, thanks to site support.

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2024:

Hey, it's worth a shot. Which ones work better, the chocolate covered cherries or the cream filled pieces? Asking for a friend. 😜

trump booted this young man from his victory celebration and fired him because he posted this photo ...

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2024:

I guess there are a couple of bucks in being a racist shitwagon. Publicity is money. Alina is great when she pretends to be smart. The other guy is luggage.

Good morning!!! Gotta go to work!

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2024:

Those nipples! I cannot unsee that! And I will think about that chair differently every time I stay in a hotel from now on. Very edgy set today, MG, I loved it!

Whatever 🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2024:

That Jesus sure loves to dish out the diseases, but he makes it fun. Good set, MG.

with evidence like that who would suspect otherwise

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2024:

At least Epstein had the integrity to hang himself. Or did he?

Mickey knows!!

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2024:

Attaboy, Mickey! Gimme four, bro, gimme four.

Got to be prepared...

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2024:

Yikes!

Some interesting things going on the cesspool X, formerly known as Twitter.

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2024:

Revenge is a strong motivation. Meatball Ron can be as petty as Diaper Don, although this law smells bad no matter how you look at it.

Things that make you say "huh"

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2024:

Just keep coffin up the money.

January 19, 2024 edition

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2024:

Very good collection, Gman.

Hope everyone is enjoying their Sunday!

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2024:

Where's that Burt and Ernie party? I wanna get there before Snuffleupagus starts snorting that shit! Funny set, MG!

Friday January 11th was a bad day for me and I still cannot explain all of it.

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2024:

Oh man, that is some scary stuff! I'm glad you could marshall the will to crawl inside. Maybe consider an emergency button to get help, like in that commercial. Good luck, buddy!

Just a misunderstanding.

zeuser comments on Jan 19, 2024:

Easy mistake to make. Especially if there's a line.

E Jean Carroll trial: Judge threatens to remove Trump from court: [bbc.

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2024:

I'll believe that the threat is legitimate when he actually bounces that asshole out of the room. As for Trump learning anything constructive, that is simply impossible.

This one really made me laugh!!! [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 18, 2024:

It pissed me off.

Sounds good to me.

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2024:

Way ahead of y'all. 😊

I don't want to wake up, love my bed!!!

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2024:

Wait, what? I'm not funny anymore? Good ones, Michelle.

I agree with the electricians.

zeuser comments on Jan 17, 2024:

Mm, I guess it depends how you're wired, right? 😜

Going back to work today! WTF!!!!

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2024:

In negotiating with an ex wife, remember, there's always a string attached. Also, I need to make my own movie. Good job here, MG!

Still at home in bed! It was a beautiful 4 days off!

zeuser comments on Jan 16, 2024:

I don't miss those days, stealing salt and butter pats from restaurants for my lonely baked potato. Split with my roommate. Nice set, MG. 😊

Fox News Exposes Taylor Swift as a Secret Govt Psy-Op Asset Because influential pop star Taylor ...

zeuser comments on Jan 15, 2024:

"...whenever a MAGA sees a nice set of straight white teeth - they automatically conclude, “Libtard!” Made me laugh, but I'm still angry and sad at the same time.

Frozen winter release.

zeuser comments on Jan 15, 2024:

I just can't grok all of this, it's unbelievable that people fall for this utter horseshit. I'll never understand it.

Apparently Trump is a self proclaimed practicing idiot.

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2024:

Jerk off's gonna jerk off. Shocking, right? Jesus Tits....

“It’s no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree ...

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2024:

Sometimes opposites attract. Not to say there's a future in it, but it's a saying, and they generally have an element of truth to them.

Woke up coughing, feeling better though!

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2024:

They never *ever* seem to have hotter friends, Great set, MG, keep getting better hon. 💜

Some of these are so,... Lets try tasteless and mean

zeuser comments on Jan 12, 2024:

Oh Lana, just loosen up a bit, 'kay? 😏 Nice bunch here, Glenn.

Have chills and now have cough! FML!!!!

zeuser comments on Jan 11, 2024:

I've been hanging with the wrong single moms, it seems. Sorry you feel bad, MG. Drink your fluids and stay warm, and try to feel a little better cuz you left us all laughing here. <3

Trump '"says" he is giving closing statements

zeuser comments on Jan 10, 2024:

I just read that the judge blocked that horseshit idea. https://www.rawstory.com/judge-rescinds-permission-for-trump-to-give-closing-argument-in-370m-civil-fraud-trial/

guess the really stable genius really didn't think that through did he?

zeuser comments on Jan 10, 2024:

When you're a dumbass, you hire dumbass lawyers to say dumbass things.

Michelin baby and family dog

zeuser comments on Jan 9, 2024:

Well that's a new wrinkle. 😁

Hi everyone, this site is really insightful and I think I’ll settle here really fine.

zeuser comments on Jan 9, 2024:

Welcome aboard! Just jump in and hang on!

On a lighter note

zeuser comments on Jan 9, 2024:

That ranks right up there with Saran Wrap stretched over the toilet bowl.

This shit just writes itself over and over again!!! 😂😂😂 [share.newsbreak.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 9, 2024:

That Caitlyn Jenner story can't be real, can it?

The Bibles don't do shit

zeuser comments on Jan 8, 2024:

Holy shit!

In case there was any doubt in anyone's mind

zeuser comments on Jan 8, 2024:

Aaahh, a me too moment.

I know kinky but this confused me.

zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2024:

Interesting. Many women do this instinctively.

Things could get a lot rougher for several members of congress if Jack Smith moves on them

zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2024:

Clean house! Get all of those corrupt quislings out of our government and into federal penitentiaries.

Politicians Explain Why They Know More About Abortions Than Doctors [theonion.

zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2024:

I think there's documentation of the Ted Cruz quote. Very funny article.

2024 looks like it will be interesting, I understand that donald has his jet fueled just in case the...

zeuser comments on Jan 7, 2024:

The truth is scary. The opposition is obsessed and well funded. Interesting times indeed. 😠

Joe Biden says Donald Trump seeks 'revenge and retribution' on those seeking to punish him over ...

zeuser comments on Jan 5, 2024:

One thing about Trump, you never have to guess what he means. I'm just glad that uncle Joe finally laced on the gloves.

Jan.

zeuser comments on Jan 5, 2024:

Because nothing says "I'm innocent" like faking a drug overdose to delay processing. Jesus, what a fucking maroon.

HERE ARE THE 16 STATES WHERE EFFORTS TO REMOVE TRUMP FROM THE 2024 BALLOT ARE UNDERWAY [msn.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 5, 2024:

I wonder what the billionaire-funded SCOTUS will say about all this? I bet they either don't do anything, or come down on Trump's side.

While I hope that everyone involved in the whole Epstein story gets what they deserve, given the ...

zeuser comments on Jan 5, 2024:

If that's a true shot, it's about 150 pounds ago.

Happened a generation ago

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2024:

I remember that asshole all too well. Later, as W's veep, he was an execrable war profiteer, making billions while walking over the bodies of hundreds of thousands of Iraqi men, women, and children, and thousands of US troops, in an invasion based on zero evidence, motivated by oil money and perpetrated by ghouls like Cheyney. Naturally, he was a coward and a draft dodger as well. The stench of his odious life will remain on him, his legacy, and his heirs forever.

It's already Thursday?!?!

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2024:

Pack of 'boros, 35 cents. I went for the much classier Cella Lambrusco vs. Boones. I never did try that guy's punch, though. Good ones, MG!

It's a dilemma

zeuser comments on Jan 3, 2024:

It's no laughing matter! 🤭

Connect on Facebook

zeuser comments on Jan 1, 2024:

He probably changed his name to Mike Hunt after somebody told him.

Happy New Year's Day!!! 💐🎈🎆❤️🤗🌹

zeuser comments on Jan 1, 2024:

Hey, if you don't teach your blowup doll to cook, she can''t make you a sammich. These are hilarious, MG! Happy New Year!

Yeah, same here on the pregnancy test!

zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2023:

Do those two think that wearing hats like that make them look cool? Maybe I'm not far enough into stealing cat converters to get sudafed to cook into meth to get it.

[tiktok.com] Facts !!!!

zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2023:

Am I the only one left in the world who washes, dries, folds, and puts away all on the same day? It ain't that hard!

[tiktok.com] Pretty much 🙄😂

zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2023:

That checks for all the Italians I know. ;)

I'll let myself out...

zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2023:

Said the new director of NASA, "meep meep." Then he ran away really fast. LOL

For the longest x i couldnt post memes / pics here , and boy i have plenty ! But first things ...

zeuser comments on Dec 30, 2023:

Everything comes second when your family is at risk. I'm so happy it looks good! And I'm delighted to have you back! Happy new year, sweetie! ❤️

How about some offensive content?

zeuser comments on Dec 30, 2023:

I'm offended you posted these before I got the chance. Good ones, Glenn.

Happy New year All!!!

zeuser comments on Dec 30, 2023:

Peg the sumbitch! And a very happy healthy new year to you , brother! 🎉

Oh June you're such a jokester! 😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Dec 30, 2023:

Riiigght. Cole slaw. 🙄 Good set, MG!

I live in North Carolina, so this affects me … but I’m happy about this law requiring age ...

zeuser comments on Dec 29, 2023:

My understanding from, um, my friends is that there are plenty of other porn sites who have NOT blocked access in NC. I'm not really sure how you stuff this particular genie back into the bottle. I understand the concern parents have about their kids. Laws like this one generally are well-intentioned but, in the long run, tend to be ineffective as workarounds are discovered or developed, especially in the internet and tech arenas. Free speech is a two edged sword, always has been. I'd be interested to see if the ACLU takes this on.

So let me see if I have this straight.

zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2023:

When you bitch, moan and complain about other people bitching, moaning and complaining, that makes you a meta-bitcher, meta-moaner, and meta-complainer. We are all impressed. No seriously. I want to see how you handle the meta-dying part, m'self. LOL

Lest we forget who the season is about

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2023:

To be fair, Osteen follows in the hypocritical footsteps of so many who have preceded him and his obscenely ostentatious rejection of "christian principles" while pretending he is following the "word of the Lord". Jim and Tammy, Billy G. and his dickwad son, just about every AM radio preacher asking for money. They all suck dead moose dick. I can prove it. Just ask Jesus, who sees everything. I sent him the jpegs. LOL

He finally speaks the truth!

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2023:

After the rush you get from buying anything you want wears off, there is...this..

Here at my mom's doctor's appointment in the waiting room and some moron is playing something about ...

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2023:

Oh fuck, there are settings?!? Nobody tells me anything! Good ones. MG, very edgy!

How the mind of a griffter works

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2023:

Mind? That's just a couple of tiny balls and *maybe* one neuron.

Good Taco Tuesday Night!!!

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2023:

Sponge Bob butt hole! I got yer pineapple under the sea right here! 😜🍍

Colorado police investigate threats against judges after Trump removed from presidential ballot: ...

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2023:

To learn from something, one must have developed the ability to think.

LMAO no wonder these guys can't get laid....

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2023:

Nothing red flags a potential mass shooting like cranky horny rejected wingnut assholes.

Steve Bannon Says Arm School Children to Stop Bullying Right-wing podcast host and Trump ...

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2023:

Well this has given me a great idea to honor Steve for coming up with this great idea. We rename the "herpes simplex virus" to the "Bannon simpleton virus".

Trump Accuses Biden of Soviet-Style Persecution of Catholics In a campaign clip released this ...

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2023:

I swear he says shit to his pals and when they say "jesus that is such horseshit!" that's what he keeps in his diatribes.

One for the New Year perhaps! “Good resolutions are like babies crying in church.

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2023:

Since I am never seen inside of a church, I don't know what to do with my resolutions.

All those people praying to win the powerball lottery for Christmas and guess what?....

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2023:

Winning a lottery that big turns your life into a series of problems and headaches you never had before, and that you will never get rid of. You will never know who your friends are again.

For all you Trekkie nerds....

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2023:

Troi knows what you want, Riker, the emoji is superfluous.

Merry Xmas 2023.7

zeuser comments on Dec 24, 2023:

Hark the herald angels sing, hey HEY! NOT IN MY HAIR!

Shucks, missed again.

zeuser comments on Dec 24, 2023:

Ooo, that's cold.

Merry Xmas 2023.5

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2023:

T-Boo got good gumbo instincts. You got me in the holiday spirit now, Glenn. 😊

“You can tell a lot about a person by the way they handle these three things: a rainy day, lost ...

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2023:

A slow internet connection can also reveal one's true character. 😏

Merry Xmas 2023.4

zeuser comments on Dec 22, 2023:

Tis the season, buddy! Have a great holiday, man. Good bunch, which is lucky for you, because if it wasn't good, I was gonna take alla this shit back!

Oh, I had no idea

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2023:

Now there's a situation I neither have nor will encounter. They look happy enough, good for them.

The biggest question I have; what is the republican/conservative agenda?

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2023:

For the people, they got jack shit. Everything else goes to billionaires and Russian oligarchs. 😠

Awww poor widdle wuudy.... [dailykos.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2023:

Maybe they'll give him a bag of ginger mints for a receipt. 😜

I lost my shit at one of my places I work at! Fuck it!!!

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2023:

I can come up with a front strap and some lube too, it’s the holidays after all. Outstanding set, MG!😂

Thats our man

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2023:

That's him all right. If Orwell rewrote Animal Farm, this assbag would be the pig character's inspiration. "Four legs good, two legs vermin."

O this is going to be fun!

zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2023:

Now I wanna know what he said. And to whom.

Something a bit different.

zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2023:

I always thought that Christian dude was a putz. OTOH Cyrano let himself get played. He did have a way with words, no denying that. You didn't get stuck with the nose, did you jack?

That is one talented makeup artist.

zeuser comments on Dec 20, 2023:

The cost for the perfume in the last case is ENORMOUS. LOL

I love Colorado!!! The Supreme Court in Colorado just ruled that trump is not fit to be on the ...

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2023:

Ooooh, I hear the clickety clack of a truth social all caps post being created even as we snicker and exult.

Jordan Klepper Recaps His Wildest Moments With Donald Trump Fans In 2023 [youtu.

zeuser comments on Dec 19, 2023:

It's easy to make fun of these fuckwits, but it's not funny. They lead their lives believing this shit and they walk amongst us.

Christmas memes!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Dec 17, 2023:

I admit, I've never watched a hallmark movie. But I do enjoy my bundt cake. These put me in a holiday mood! 😜

Owww!!! My tooth hurts!

zeuser comments on Dec 16, 2023:

I KNEW I recognized that shade of red! Great group, MG.

But this too will pass.

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2023:

Fuck that. Santa is into me for 30 large. I'll never see it.

Rudy Giuliani must pay more than $148m over false election claims: [bbc.com]

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2023:

This judgment is one thing, and I like it. Getting the money is quite another deal. I don't think the money is there.