A few comparisons for today

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2023:

Worth a review.

Raise you hand if you agree

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2023:

WTF?

A few comparisons for today

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2023:

Bollockchinned spunkbubble. *snort*

Prices are up everywhere!

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2023:

No senior discount?

It's Presidents day, actually the federal holiday is Washington's Birthday.

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2023:

Brutally true. All of em.

I want to open a food truck business that only sells chicken, but it will only be open and operate ...

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2023:

I'd invest in this. Let me know.

The wise said it....

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2023:

Yikes.

I bet they would sell a lot less of them to men if they did that.

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2023:

That's ok with me. I need all those pockets.

He did so many stupid things, sometimes I forget one.

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2023:

Everybody does stupid stuff, but the absolute pride he takes in it sets this assbag apart from the rest.

Just because! 😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2023:

I too never get into arguments. With anybody.

One of the best sing along songs ever written... [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2023:

My theory on assholes. If there is a global human extinction there are only 2 people left, there is a 75% chance one of them will be an asshole. But there is a 99.9% chance that they are both assholes. Don't worry about the math, it's a joke, ok? ;)

They are on both sides

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2023:

Protect the twinkies in your pockets?

It's raining here and I'm still in bed, sleeping off and on again, greatest weekend I've had in a ...

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2023:

I could never put my finger on why I was cranky. Until now. ;)

[tiktok.

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2023:

Awwww.

Trump Put Nearly $1 Million Of Donor Money Into His Own Pockets Since Leaving Office | HuffPost ...

zeuser comments on Feb 19, 2023:

Well brush my teeth and call me smiley, who saw THIS coming? Am I right??

That man was resourceful

zeuser comments on Feb 18, 2023:

Bob has more than one problem. Fred exploited one of them.

Trump Is Trying to Ban the Access Hollywood Tape From His Rape Trial (Because It Makes Him Sound ...

zeuser comments on Feb 18, 2023:

Well, the lawyers are doing what he pays them for. I think prosecution has a good case to include the tape as an indication of intent without consent.. However.... IANAL... I am not a lawyer. ;)

“If you are the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong ...

zeuser comments on Feb 18, 2023:

Huh. I've never felt I was the smartest person in the room. I found that if you don't say anything unless you have something constructive to say, people typically think you're the smartest person in the room. Also, many people who communicate that they think they are smarter than everyone else are insecure and don't really believe it themselves.

A little 80 year old lady had always wanted to join a local bikers club.

zeuser comments on Feb 18, 2023:

Heeeyyyyy, I remember her! 😂

Trump is still out there and unindicted

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2023:

I am waiting for him to say he won the upcoming election any day now. It follows, you get away with some big lies, lie bigger.

Any news of Alex Fuck-the-Truth Jones?

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2023:

The fact that I haven't heard anything about that dickbag is, IMO, a step in the right direction.

All the hype about last Sunday's halftime show, blah

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2023:

Well, Gaga came close in 2017. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txXwg712zw4

One answer to our healthcare problems, not to mention a great way to drain the shallow end of our ...

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2023:

Put me down as a yes.

Just because you're old doesn't mean your grown. -Judge Judy

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2023:

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

So Hannity, Carlson, Murdoch, etc knew the truth but continued the big lie for money and audience ...

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2023:

Honestly, is anyone at all surprised by this? Nobody in their audience cares, or most probably will not believe it. To them, fake news is a liberal phenomenon, period.

This is an adult's job.

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2023:

Motor in the rear, great for traction. Heh.

It is true

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2023:

Well, most other stars never ditched a vintage airplane into the ocean, either.

Inquest Finds Irish Man was Killed by Belligerent Chicken The Irish Examiner reports an inquest ...

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2023:

No comment. I don't want to egg you on JR. 😏

What has Kermit done?

zeuser comments on Feb 16, 2023:

About time. Better pork chops than frog legs.

[tiktok.com] I am dead inside 😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Feb 16, 2023:

You want to fish in many different lakes when you get to be older. LOL

Georgia Trump grand jury recommends perjury charges for some witnesses

zeuser comments on Feb 16, 2023:

It's one thing to bring state charges. It is another thing to try to bring state charges in a state with a republican governor, with maybe presidential aspirations. I will believe the indictments when I see them.

Holy Moley!

zeuser comments on Feb 16, 2023:

That is brilliant! 😊

Since we know Trump didn't testify in Georgia, you have three best guesses as to who they think ...

zeuser comments on Feb 16, 2023:

Where is Lady G.?

How difficult must it have been when painting was the chief snapshot in time method.

zeuser comments on Feb 16, 2023:

Good likeness.

This guy goes to his doctor and when the doc asks why he's there he says "My wife told me to come ...

zeuser comments on Feb 16, 2023:

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This guy goes to his doctor and when the doc asks why he's there he says "My wife told me to come ...

zeuser comments on Feb 16, 2023:

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This guy goes to his doctor and when the doc asks why he's there he says "My wife told me to come ...

zeuser comments on Feb 16, 2023:

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"Experience is the main reason we are here, I think, in the world - to gain experience.

zeuser comments on Feb 16, 2023:

Interesting opinion, and useful if it helped George write some of his songs. Which I think it did. This notion wears a little thin if you live in horrifying circumstances without any chance of improving your lot. Experience doesn't get you very far if you are slowly starving to death.

Meadows subpoenaed by Special Counsel [cnn.com]

zeuser comments on Feb 16, 2023:

A tool, pure and simple, for sure.

Well done.

zeuser comments on Feb 14, 2023:

It's a guy trying to look like a dog. He's gonna get away with it too, it looks like.

How fucking tone deaf do you have to be not to throw big ol' boulders standing in a glass house?

zeuser comments on Feb 14, 2023:

Finally, she finally told the truth. Inadvertently, of course, but hey, it's notable.

Kinda with him on this one, since hope necessitates an admission that your present circumstances are...

zeuser comments on Feb 14, 2023:

Isn't he the guy who never got laid and caught the clap in a gay brothel in Leipzig? Sounds like hope was never a factor for this poor guy.

Will this make a difference?

zeuser comments on Feb 14, 2023:

Well, after blueballs, this was inevitable.

Sometimes, I feel the need to put British subtitles on when watching American films (oops, 'movies' ...

zeuser comments on Feb 13, 2023:

I almost always put them on because my hearing is not as sharp as it once was, and I tended to miss some dialog without the captions.

Happy birthday Chuck!

zeuser comments on Feb 12, 2023:

Showing up on a piece of toast is just a natural selection. Heh. 😉

I kept thinking when trump got fired by the American people, he would diminish in the media.

zeuser comments on Feb 12, 2023:

You have a lot of company, if that's any consolation.

Four guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years.

zeuser comments on Feb 11, 2023:

Don't bother going back, bud. LOL

"For those that have eaten of the tree of knowledge, paradise is lost.' karl Popper

zeuser comments on Feb 11, 2023:

Since paradise is a piece of mythology and by definition simply not true, knowledge will confirm that and take that illusion away from whomever harbors it. In that sense, yes, that's a true statement.

I would have considered myself Chaotic Good but there's no damn way that I'm going to plain sausage ...

zeuser comments on Feb 11, 2023:

As usual, I do not fall in any of these categories with mustard, onions, chili, and cheese.

“The shorthand version of him is that he’s something to do with easy listening.

zeuser comments on Feb 9, 2023:

RIP Burt. Raindrops are falling on my head, buddy. <3

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.

zeuser comments on Feb 9, 2023:

Four in one, nice post!

Old habits...

zeuser comments on Feb 9, 2023:

Instead of a little spoon, you need a tiny bottle opener. Heh.

Chinese food anyone?...

zeuser comments on Feb 9, 2023:

I've had jellied chicken feet at DimSum restaurants, actually pretty tasty. I'm not sure I'd go out of my way to try the spicy kind, but it's not out of the question either. 🐓🍗

"I don't give them Hell.

zeuser comments on Feb 8, 2023:

She doesn't care, and I bet you that clip makes it into her next fundraising email blast.

No comment, but really.

zeuser comments on Feb 8, 2023:

That is hilarious!

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zeuser comments on Feb 7, 2023:

Gee, and the catholic church is not known for bonehead dogma driven bullshit, either. Just kidding, they suck.

If God wants something from me, he would tell me.

zeuser comments on Feb 7, 2023:

Unfortunately, there are numerous individuals who believe their god did just exactly that.

[tiktok.

zeuser comments on Feb 7, 2023:

Ignorance is one thing, willful ignorance combined with window-licking rock-chewing stupidity is quite another. Good lord.

Is it Monday morning yet?

zeuser comments on Feb 6, 2023:

Good ones, MG. I love the toilet heads. 😏🤭

Anita Plow.

zeuser comments on Feb 5, 2023:

Those are great! Pure Canada! :)

Re-branding Jesus?

zeuser comments on Feb 4, 2023:

Brands are marketing entities. Every time you hear "brand" or "marketing" or even "re-branding", you should hear the word "money". Markets are places, virtual or physical, where specific goods or services are exchanged for money. Brands are introduced to gain brand loyalty and increase market share, which is the amount of any given market a particular brand captures, maximizing revenue - in other words, money. Religions are declining and that is a risk to the accumulation of money by the purveyors of religion. I'm surprised only that they are finally not pretending that's what they are doing - spending money to make even more money. That's my take, at least.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Complains About Her $174,000 Congressional Salary Story by Jon Jackson ...

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2023:

A backwoods bigot trying to pass as normal. Oh, and as a bonus, window-licking rock-chewing stupid too. They love her in Calhoun. JFC

Disney Tales that Florida doesn't want you to hear

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2023:

The classics never get old. LOL

I don't know if he is finally becoming less relevant, or my searching skills are dropping, but here ...

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2023:

Good group. I'm glad Stormy got something substantial out of the deal. I bet she had to "Shout" out the scorch marks. 😜

“To speak and to speak well are two things.

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2023:

A big part of speaking well is only speaking when one has something to say and remaining silent otherwise.

Adult Humor: Taylor Tomlinson I've been watching her videos and she is hilarious! [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Feb 2, 2023:

Very funny clip, thanks!

Meanwhile, in Cajun country...

zeuser comments on Feb 2, 2023:

I thought that was the crawdad. ;)

COOKIE MONSTER SINGS "GOD'S AWAY ON BUSINESS" This is just too good not to share.

zeuser comments on Feb 2, 2023:

I never noticed the similarity in their voices. Excellent mashup!

weird news breaking all over.

zeuser comments on Feb 1, 2023:

Cruz's nose dick and scrotum, both undersized and there for all the world to see. *snort*

Now you know...

zeuser comments on Feb 1, 2023:

I didn't know that was an option!

Chilli stories “Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off.

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2023:

Always funny. I am not really tolerant of extreme heat unless I know it's coming. Then I can prep.

Arni is still funny

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2023:

I'll be Bacharach?

“The most difficult thing is the decision to act; the rest is just ...

zeuser comments on Jan 31, 2023:

Taking the first step is always the hardest part. Once you get rolling and gather some momentum, the rest is physics.

I've been a bit under the weather, so I've been a little slow in posting.

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2023:

Hope you get to feeling better soon, partner.

I never realized...

zeuser comments on Jan 30, 2023:

I just see the legs. Must be a semi.

5 Bizarre Moments from Trump’s Campaign Kickoff; From Claiming the Wall Was ‘3 Weeks’ Away, To...

zeuser comments on Jan 29, 2023:

A walking invitation for his family to have him declared incompetent by reason of insanity and institutionalized. They won't do it, but they should.

Is he coming or not?

zeuser comments on Jan 29, 2023:

When the hands bleed and his eyes start to water....that's how you can tell. Or can you?

Happy Saturday!!!! 😂😂😂😂

zeuser comments on Jan 28, 2023:

This is worth it for the beaver basher reference alone. LOL

Another of Trumpty Dumpty's Mob of Insurrection has been put into the slammer for almost seven ...

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2023:

My opinion: it should be longer.

Decent assumption...

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2023:

A giraffe walks into a bar. He says "Highballs are on me!"

The 5 second rule has been increased.

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2023:

There is no time limit in my house. The only test is...is there dirt on it?

An Amazon review

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2023:

Probably no compliments either.

The Trump legacy lives on, unfortunately

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2023:

I don't want facts. There it all is, in one phrase.

Don't see this turning out well...

zeuser comments on Jan 26, 2023:

He should be in prison making license plates.

I will continue my posting of items from the FFRF newsletter.

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2023:

05 I guess?

That did not go well, slink slowly into the shadows

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2023:

It gets easier to deal with over time, little dude.

Can you imagine such a Santos circus under earlier GOP administrations?

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2023:

I dunno, he'd fit right in with the Reagan administration.

Last one from Epicurus for a bit, so I thought I would end with a contentious one.

zeuser comments on Jan 25, 2023:

In the highly unlikely event that I ever have a wife again, I will keep this up my sleeve. ;)

Admit it... You've thought about it. Probably more than once.

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2023:

Wait, what? That was an option all along?

I can be really socially awkward at times

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2023:

A for effort.

This one is for Mr. Z @zeuser this one is really corny

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2023:

This guy needs to buy his shoes from a cob-bler. Heh.

“The ‘60s are gone, dope will never be as cheap, sex never as free, and the rock ‘n’ ...

zeuser comments on Jan 24, 2023:

Everyone knows that the 60's actually happened in the 70's. 😏

High standards or prudish?

zeuser comments on Jan 23, 2023:

Don't worry, hon. It gets easier.

Sign of the times...

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2023:

She probably knows about Anthony's nest egg.

[tiktok.com] I am dead inside

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2023:

You can't argue with blind faith.

This joke is funnier if you partake in the first one

zeuser comments on Jan 22, 2023:

No danger of any confusion here. I also never confuse joke with fact. 😉

How many dads reading this get it? 😆

zeuser comments on Jan 21, 2023:

Poor guy is getting crushed by expectations. I've been there. 😜

Trump drops lawsuit against New York Attorney General Letitia James

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2023:

Look at the little bitch run away when someone fronts him! LOL

Some are kind of tasteless but then so is the orange stain.

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2023:

Yeah, I'd vote for the leakage. And David Hogg deserves a lot of credit for his balls in the face of ignorant gunsuckers.

Trumpty Dumpty can't even remember the women that he has shagged: [abc.net.au]

zeuser comments on Jan 20, 2023:

He can't remember which finger to use to scratch his arsehole.