Simple but perfectly played

zeuser comments on Apr 17, 2023:

Frank had this figured out a long time ago. He died WAY too soon. Lordy, we need him now.

Way back in the sixties, there was a sheriff who would pickup hippies hitch hiking on the ...

zeuser comments on Apr 17, 2023:

Ya know, nobody likes a bully. Nobody can stand someone who likes to punch down all the time. It's been my experience that bullying relies as much on perception as on unequal power or resources. But when the disparity between the parties is large, bullying is especially distasteful. Unless you are one of the bullies. Small town pols are the worst. Good lord what a waste of everybody's time.

Fox off to DEVASTATING start in trial, ALREADY hit with punishment - Brian Tyler Cohen ...

zeuser comments on Apr 17, 2023:

Liars gonna lie. No surprise here.

Around noon EDT I thought the site went down.

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2023:

I find myself more frequently leaving the tab I have ag.com on for another tab whilst the site thinks about moving on.

Holy crap! The Phillies got 9 runs in the 1st inning while I was outside pulling weeds.

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2023:

I can't figure this year's team out. I hope they can string together several more wins.

Finally a kid that has realistic goals.

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2023:

You have to follow your dreams.

Florida to allow death penalty with 8-4 jury vote instead of unanimously | Reuters

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2023:

Why use a jury at all? Just ask Meatball Ronzo to call thumbs up or thumbs down, like the old Roman caesars. Save a lot of time and money.

You can dream, can't you?

zeuser comments on Apr 15, 2023:

They both look, um, tired.

Very British Problems I was just in a packed lift (elevator) and a loud American man starting ...

zeuser comments on Apr 15, 2023:

Really? You try to talk to me on an elevator, about anything, you get the look. 😠

Is it just me or?

zeuser comments on Apr 15, 2023:

Not hypocritical. Criminal. It's been going on for a long time too.

It was a day like any other at the office for Dave, when all of a sudden, a bear opens his door.

zeuser comments on Apr 15, 2023:

Here is where the "pinching the bridge of my nose" emoji would come in handy.

Oh, oh...now what?

zeuser comments on Apr 14, 2023:

Poor little guy.

Not a slip of tongue, it is about the tongue

zeuser comments on Apr 14, 2023:

You never know until you ask. But you gotta ask! 😜

Party of who?....

zeuser comments on Apr 14, 2023:

He did it, too. I danced and drank champagne the day he died.

When you're on trial for lying, don't keep getting caught.

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2023:

These guys just can't help stepping on their own dicks. A high level of hubris and questionable legal advice, plus the firm belief that nobody will discover their lying bullshit. As they say down under, fuck you, mate.

Good morning! Happy Wednesday!!! Hope everyone has a great day!

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2023:

Yabba dabba OOOOO. LOL Good ones, MG.

Manhattan DA Bragg sues GOP House Judiciary chairman to prevent interference in Trump case ...

zeuser comments on Apr 11, 2023:

Jordan should be in jail, not chairing some horsrshit wingnut congressional committee with a vague bullshit charter violating the constitution each and every day he draws a breath. IMHO, of course. 🙄🙄

Get well, or get....?

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2023:

Ouch. All the time! 🤣

The day the laughter died.... Al Jaffee passes away at 102 years of age.

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2023:

Awww. He invented the art of the fold.in. Snappy answers to stupid questions, too. 😔

“It is from the Bible that man has learned cruelty, rapine, and murder; for the belief of a cruel ...

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2023:

That's one place, but there are a shit-ton of other sources.

[tiktok.

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2023:

That made me tear up. Then I stopped laughing.

Texas Gov.

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2023:

Abbott is an asshole. But he's good at it, so there is that.

Boycotting Bud and their woke bullshit; here's Travis showing us what real men look like;

zeuser comments on Apr 10, 2023:

Is this guy famous? I don't pay too much attention to country western music.

I was looking at a local news site today.

zeuser comments on Apr 9, 2023:

Bring out the pig's feet and chitlins! That'll settle it! I'm IN!! LOL

HOW TO RESPOND TO A REPUBLICAN I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2023:

Good list!

They think alike?

zeuser comments on Apr 8, 2023:

You can never have enough pockets.

She told so

zeuser comments on Apr 7, 2023:

That's an old Dangerfield gag, still funny.

Birthday present from my bride of 33 years.

zeuser comments on Apr 6, 2023:

Nice!

Texas judge orders banned books returned to library shelves | The Hill

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2023:

Not Freddie the Farting Snowman! Nooooooo! 🤣

I found the perfect job for him....

zeuser comments on Apr 4, 2023:

Unclogging toilets might be a better fit.

“We must look beneath every stone, lest it conceal some politician ready to sting us.

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2023:

Not every orator is a politician. However, very few politicians rise to the level of being orators.

North Carolina Republicans Introduce Bill to Outlaw “Participation Trophies” Republicans in ...

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2023:

Well, first, as long as there is a South Carolina, North Carolina will never be the "worst Carolina". However, in the NC state legislature - the pinnacle of illegitimate gerrymandered majorities - this is what passes as "good policy". No real surprises here.

How can this not make sense to everyone in the USA?

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2023:

Baksheesh makes everything possible.

I am surprised the evangelical rightsts haven't claimed the horrible storms we've been having are ...

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2023:

Give em time.

Stormy is now immortal

zeuser comments on Apr 3, 2023:

Next she should go after the nft market. 😄

Republicans' favorite breakfast in secret

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2023:

You don't eat them, they eat you.

Just to be clear...

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2023:

I'm still pissed I don't get a senior discount on girl scout cookies. I mean, come on.

[tiktok.com] And let’s not forget , “ go Jesus go “👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2023:

Once a guy like that veers from his strong suit, which is asking for money, his limitations become clearer.

Congratulations @glennlab he made it to level 10! 🥳🎉🎊🍻💐

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2023:

Congratulations you ol' cajun frog gigger. I'll join you as a 10 in only 628,000 more points. ;)

Hope this helps!!! Lol!!!

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2023:

I THOUGHT that was him at the strip club. LOL

Finally some movement!

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2023:

You can almost see the white powder residue on djtj's tweet. For the record, indictment is indicated, usually during an arraignment. That ought to be a dandy.

Trump faces more than 30 counts over business fraud in indictment -CNN | Reuters

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2023:

Hey, he's innocent until proven guilty. HAH, I'm just jivin' y'all, he's guilty as sin!

I hope it hurts so much even ketchup wont help

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2023:

I LOVE this!

Something tells me she is used to getting her way.

zeuser comments on Mar 31, 2023:

A problem for the gimp. Business as usual for the mistress.

You go girl.

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2023:

A classic. :)

Wooooooo.

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2023:

This is the first domino.

Trump indicted according to CNN.

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2023:

Still good, American justice notwithstanding.

NC House Republican files bill to amend abortion ban

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2023:

This is the NC legislature. No need to make sense here. RME

I'm not sure who came up with this idea or even why?

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2023:

When your ass is grass, I guess that's the way to go.

from NPR: LAKE BUENA VISTA, Fla.

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2023:

Good! The amateur hour gov got his arse handed to him by a bunch of cartoon characters. LOL 🤣🤣

Greg's a dick...

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2023:

It ain't the equipment, it's the player. LOL

Staff is important to get the job done.

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2023:

Awww. 😟

I don't ask for much, but if I can have this one, I won't ask again.

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2023:

One of the few things I am REALLY good at.

I'm not a talented cartoonist, but I had an idea for a cartoon and thought I would try it out on ...

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2023:

If your audience understood the biblical reference, it's pretty good. The gag would be funnier if the punchline had a good setup.

Judge sets deadline for DA to respond to Trump’s request to have special grand jury report quashed...

zeuser comments on Mar 28, 2023:

Do the voters of Georgia actually want guys like this running the show? Come on, folks, kick these assholes out!

I've known some real hardships...

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2023:

And we LIKED it!

Jon Stewart: GOP resorts to culture wars because they are out of ideas [youtube.com] Agree 100%

zeuser comments on Mar 27, 2023:

Actually, they have a lot of ideas, but they never tell you what they are because they are so wildly unpopular - except to the obscenely wealthy.

Uh oh, Il pourrait y avoir de la purée de pommes de terre pour le dîner de ce soir...

zeuser comments on Mar 26, 2023:

I see some poutine in somebody's future. This guy's a spud, after all.

Trump Warns of ‘Death and Destruction’ if Indicted in Stormy Daniels Case Former president ...

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2023:

Hey, here's an idea. Since the Q holes like to resurrect dead people in their fantasies, how about David Koresh as a running mate? I bet *he'd* refuse to certify electoral ballots if he was a sitting veep. But threats to hang him wouldn't work since he's, you know, already dead. *And that's what they want you to believe!* LOL

Fox news!!!!

zeuser comments on Mar 25, 2023:

I miss Frank. We sure could use him these days.

That's a mouth full...

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2023:

Really! LOL

Do you believe in life after death

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2023:

I believe in life before death. Journey before destination. This is it, do the best you can.

Sometimes it's best to not share everything...

zeuser comments on Mar 23, 2023:

TMI!!

[rollingstone.com] Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy

zeuser comments on Mar 22, 2023:

When will this demented huckster finally STFU? Go broke already, you douche-canoe!

A woman had her amputated toes grow back after prayer! I used to drive by this church on my way to ...

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2023:

Fabulous, now she can have jam with her toast once again! These people actually believe this shit, don't they? *sigh*

Stuck at the laundromat, utilities are getting ridiculous! Hope you all are having a great evening!

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2023:

They always got the forehead wrong when I wanted the Klingon cut. LOL

Note: This is not intended as a political post.

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2023:

Color: check. Size: check. Cheese: check. Crunchiness: yuck, but check. Yeah, that's him all right.

THIS BLUNT ANALYSIS OF TRUMP IS A MUST READ!! “Talented and well-practiced in every vice, a ...

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2023:

Well developed and absolutely accurate.

Stormy Daniels mocks 'pathetic' Trump as he claims he'll be arrested | indy100

zeuser comments on Mar 21, 2023:

Stormy is taking advantage of the publicity. As the old saying goes, all publicity is good publicity. She sounds like she is having a ball too! Good for her!

Well, the time has come! Stolen Top Secret Documents?

zeuser comments on Mar 20, 2023:

All the rest of that stuff will start to drop after the first charges hit. This is domino number one.

MAGA cultist sees through the hoax of science by decoding the meaning of COVID-19: "See Sheep ...

zeuser comments on Mar 20, 2023:

Yeah, you got me there Sadie! 🙄🤪

“All truth passes through three stages.

zeuser comments on Mar 20, 2023:

This is my favorite Schopenhauer quotation. 💙

Lazy Sunday! Hope you all enjoyed your day!

zeuser comments on Mar 20, 2023:

Great tattoo! I like the tortilla blanket too. 😏

Hell's angels members are watching the competition 🤔😂

zeuser comments on Mar 20, 2023:

One of those things you can't, um, makeup.

A woman meets a man in a bar.

zeuser comments on Mar 19, 2023:

Hah! You got me! 🤣

[tiktok.

zeuser comments on Mar 19, 2023:

It ain't gonna happen. He (spoiler ahead) made it all up.

He's up to his seditious ways again, think this is enough to light a bonfire under Merricks ass?

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2023:

Jesus TITS have I had enough of this crazy jackhole.

You just never know who's going to show up.

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2023:

First, make sure her name isn't "Pandora".

Reptilian ❤️ love.

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2023:

This is why that lizard tongue is there, Iggy.

@glennlab @Garban @Lauren @Lizard_of_Ahaz I've been trying to like all of your posts, comments, so...

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2023:

Nice set, MG. Yeah, this site is going to hell in a handbasket.

Another reason dogs are the best.

zeuser comments on Mar 17, 2023:

I'd settle for intelligent *anything.*

The Hush Money Grand Jury Stormy Daniels meets NYC prosecutors probing Trump as Michael Cohen ...

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2023:

Why can't we just incarcerate this assbag. I'd put him in the same cell they used for his pimp, Epstein. And let him keep his belt. ,

The ducks are happy

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2023:

Who gets the bill? ;)

MTG is Against Aid For Ukraine Because She Doesn’t Believe Putin Wants to Invade Europe in yet...

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2023:

She should not be allowed to operate a blender by herself.

Nebraska lawmaker 3 weeks into filibuster over trans bill They're a little slow but maybe making ...

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2023:

Yay!

Ivermectin Influencer Died. His Followers Are Worried About Their Own ‘Severe’ Symptoms.

zeuser comments on Mar 15, 2023:

That's too frigging bad. Not.

Very awkward...

zeuser comments on Mar 15, 2023:

The two look like a great, um, combination. 😉

You just thought you were having a bad day. Be thankful you're not John.

zeuser comments on Mar 14, 2023:

Can't blame the guy.

Pence actually throwing some shade?

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2023:

Did he say that? Nice burn, but you are still a homophobic bigoted jackhole, MIKE.

Son: "Dad, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl.

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2023:

This gag goes waaay back into vaudeville and burlesque. Always funny, like the who's on first bit but raunchier. LOL

Trump won't be running in 2024: he's fading slowly...

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2023:

Actually, his physical condition and his cognitive decline, not to mention his mortality, will limit his term of influence, though we will be hearing about all of it in excruciating detail for the foreseeable future. *sigh*.

Mike Pence has turned on his former boss, Swampy McSwampy: [abc.net.au] Dog eat dog, much?

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2023:

A couple of years too late, Micky.

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2023:

Woman checks out at the grocery store with a loaf of bread, a gallon of milk, a dozen eggs, and a couple of tomatoes. Checkout guy says "I bet you're single." Woman says "You tell that from an order of milk, bread, eggs, and tomatoes?" Checkout guy says "Nah, it's because yer fucking ugly."

Happy Saturday Afternoon! Hope you all are having a good one!

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2023:

Right next to Ahora street! LOL Good bunch, MG.

A new recipe...

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2023:

Hah! I'd eat that! ;)

[baptistpress.com] WTF?

zeuser comments on Mar 12, 2023:

I think this was more of a commentary on people with shallow beliefs who disrespect any other beliefs while not following through on their own. This reminded me of an incident. A year or so ago, the JW's came knocking. I engage with these guys sometimes, and this time I told them I was an atheist, explained my reasons, and the guy told me he felt sorry for me. I was amused, I told him not to feel sorry for me at all as I believed in life before death and lived accordingly. They left. The next day, this same guy came back by himself and apologized, told me he was sorry if he insulted my honest beliefs. I told him to blow it off and not worry about it. So it's the same as the Penn Gillette story, but in reverse.And no bibles were signed. LOL

House Speaker McCarthy Hands Gavel Over to Marjorie Taylor Greene The US House of ...

zeuser comments on Mar 10, 2023:

Wait, what? There's another one who is *honorable?* Go on with you now.

Okay, I confess, I'm spiritual.

zeuser comments on Mar 10, 2023:

Me too!

I have found that I have been happier since I switched my morning coffee to orange juice.

zeuser comments on Mar 10, 2023:

That turns the trick, hits the spot.

The Bible is full of ommisions and inaccuracies

zeuser comments on Mar 10, 2023:

Looks like the second coming. Heh. 😏