Belongs in Bellevue Psychiatric ward in a padded room.

zeuser comments on May 27, 2021:

Adderall and allopurinol. Just a guess.

Lawyer for the 'QAnon Shaman' released a video claiming to show him stop someone from stealing a ...

zeuser comments on May 27, 2021:

Seriously? That's his defense for a violent insurrection threatening the lives of US senators and congressmen? Oh lordy, that's scraping the bottom of the defense attorney barrel, isn't it? LOL

Poor Widdle Babies! [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on May 27, 2021:

At least they aren't hippies. Unemployed and unemployable - yes; hippies, no. LOL

Hey...Put it back!!!

zeuser comments on May 27, 2021:

That's just rude.

You know who you are, don't let others distract you

zeuser comments on May 27, 2021:

We all should just stop it, no matter how old we are and no matter what our gender is.

There are only two types of people 1.

zeuser comments on May 26, 2021:

As an old data guy, I appreciate this.

Trump dangled cash to Arlen Spector to end investigation of New England Patriots: late senator's son...

zeuser comments on May 26, 2021:

Still searching for the bottom, it's nowhere in sight with this criminal.

The golf picture we didn't see

zeuser comments on May 26, 2021:

Get that doggie's eyes checked. Also, test him for syphilis.

Ones an ace, the other a disgrace.

zeuser comments on May 26, 2021:

Licensed to shit himself.

MyPillow Guy Mike Lindell Thrown Out of Republican Governors’ Conference, Says Report ...

zeuser comments on May 26, 2021:

Hmmm, as I recall, the Republican Dipshit Conference is next month. I bet he gets into that one.

Oh Pu-LEASE let it be true! Orange jumpsuits for the Trumps! I have questions about the grand jury...

zeuser comments on May 25, 2021:

He'll flip like an IHOP pancake. A true sociopath.

Will the Orange Shit Hole Be Hitting the Fan? [kiro7.com]

zeuser comments on May 25, 2021:

I remember a judge saying something like "a grand jury would indict a ham sandwich, if that's what you wanted." I'm thinking at least some charges. I mean, c'mon.

You caption I can't lmao

zeuser comments on May 25, 2021:

Well THAT got out of hand in a hurry.

Why follow convention?

zeuser comments on May 25, 2021:

Villainy is villainy, whether you slouch or not.

When I thought I finally got the hang of lockdown... 😂

zeuser comments on May 25, 2021:

Oh FFS, you don't have to SHOW anybody! LOL

Now he knows

zeuser comments on May 25, 2021:

That is very thoughtful. LOL

Donald Trump Says His Website Drew 36.

zeuser comments on May 25, 2021:

How many of those hits were from bots deployed exactly for that purpose? I'm thinking somewhere in the area of 36.6 million.

Granny has some advise for U!!!!

zeuser comments on May 25, 2021:

Granny always knew what was up, and she made a hell of a possum stew.

Hell Yeah Brother!

zeuser comments on May 25, 2021:

I'm in!

"The most affluent and the most miserable of the human race are to be found in the countries that ...

zeuser comments on May 25, 2021:

Yeah, that sounds about right.

The Goal Posts Just Moved Again, Forget Independence Day Now We're On For August 15 For Trump's ...

zeuser comments on May 25, 2021:

Every time I see something these imbeciles come up with, I stop and I wonder, how does it feel to go through life with your brains up your ass?

Your morning boost

zeuser comments on May 24, 2021:

Yikes!

What a marvelous feeling it would be, if we could say exactly how we felt.

zeuser comments on May 24, 2021:

A lot of folks could avoid therapy by adopting this technique. Together with a sense of victory and terror, it would be a sense of relief.

POINT "If someone says something bad about my mother, he can expect a punch.

zeuser comments on May 24, 2021:

Good series of quotations.

Yup, sure have...

zeuser comments on May 24, 2021:

At the very least, past the "Best By" date.

That's the question of the year

zeuser comments on May 24, 2021:

Fabulous question. I'm stumped.

Biden in, Trump out of Paris wax museum; Obama shall remain too

zeuser comments on May 23, 2021:

Yes, this made me laugh. LOL

PROOF OF CONTAGIOUS BRAIN LOSS IN REPUBLICAN PARTY Former Repug Senator Rick Santorum is now ...

zeuser comments on May 23, 2021:

He's been an unreconstructed bigot for decades. Good riddance. I bet OAN snaps him up.

Marjorie Taylor Greene compared Pelosi's House mask mandate to Holocaust.

zeuser comments on May 23, 2021:

They love her in Calhoun.

Lesson learned...

zeuser comments on May 23, 2021:

Haven't we all?

Bubblehead Boebert Colorado Rep.

zeuser comments on May 23, 2021:

Dimwitted wingnut gunsucker says what?

Is this why women live longer than men? 😂 [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on May 23, 2021:

Future WWE Smackdown wrestlers.

QWAZY SOLIDARITY Maricopa County, the place that has become ground zero in the Republican ...

zeuser comments on May 22, 2021:

Luckily, elections aren't decided by how these morons "feel". Not yet anyway.

I don't think that Speedos could prevent the inevitable here! :-D

zeuser comments on May 22, 2021:

Ouch!

Other GOP BS: [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on May 22, 2021:

Not really surprising. You know the republican motto. A lie is as good as the truth if you can get somebody to believe it.

Lest we start feeling all forgivey

zeuser comments on May 21, 2021:

Jail 'em all. No mercy. Sedition is existentially serious.

This is awesome, actually.

zeuser comments on May 21, 2021:

Oh man. that is such a good situation! You go pop!

Snarly quote of the day: ”I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of ...

zeuser comments on May 21, 2021:

It does save some time.

Judge Orders Betsy DeVos to Testify in Student Loan Lawsuit

zeuser comments on May 20, 2021:

TFB, you egregious twat.

I have suspected this for years.

zeuser comments on May 20, 2021:

This sort of abuse of calling someone mentally deficient as a defense strategy in a criminal trial really only serves to make it harder for people who are truly mentally incompetent and would have a legitimate defense using that condition. But hey, lawyers are lawyers, they do what they can.

It's official, our country is full of imbeciles! [msn.com]

zeuser comments on May 20, 2021:

Brainwashed is the term I would use. Completely indoctrinated with propaganda. They certainly aren't geniuses, but not quite imbeciles either, manipulated by a demagogue and belief in a reality that they want to be true, regardless of objective reality.

This Could Be a Game Changer: [alternet.org]

zeuser comments on May 19, 2021:

Good, put this criminal behind bars. He will never be prosecuted for even a tenth of the crimes he was responsible for, but as long as he rots in jail, that's good enough for me.

And my quiz for the day is:- Who could form the best government, a simple orange and some Mr.

zeuser comments on May 19, 2021:

The orange and potato idea both have "a peel".

Why they wanna do Curly like that?

zeuser comments on May 19, 2021:

Curly loved dogs, rescue hundreds of them. Can't see tuck doing that.

Golden opportunity, check!

zeuser comments on May 18, 2021:

I guess this doesn't really go against the grain.

I want to speak to your manager

zeuser comments on May 18, 2021:

They gotta find work between movies.

It's a cheesy delivery

zeuser comments on May 18, 2021:

I've seen bad yeast infections before, but this....

Correct! 😂

zeuser comments on May 18, 2021:

Ad hoc ergo propter hoc. Classic logic fallacy. LOL

That would be cool thing to have.

zeuser comments on May 17, 2021:

Fabulous idea.

I think her and I might be soulmates.

zeuser comments on May 16, 2021:

Ouch, you go Orlando girl. LOL

From Yes Prime Minister by Antony Jay and Jonathan Lynn Eight Ways politicians are taught to Deal...

zeuser comments on May 16, 2021:

That is brilliant.

Saw SNL and it really helped put things in perspective.

zeuser comments on May 16, 2021:

I viscerally agree with you. But politics is the art of the possible. You can fuck them over and simultaneously get concessions. It can happen. Not likely. But let's see.

When logic fails. 🤣

zeuser comments on May 16, 2021:

Aw man, that's just sad.

& this is why, even now, there are other hominid traces in our genome... horny waiters!

zeuser comments on May 16, 2021:

Natural selection in action. LOL

F and, A+, too! Good on you, Teacher! 😂

zeuser comments on May 15, 2021:

Bright future for this individual.

When logic fails. 🤣

zeuser comments on May 15, 2021:

That's only fare. Sorry.

Happy Saturday all

zeuser comments on May 15, 2021:

Hard to tell the difference. Um, that's what I read in People magazine. *ahem*

The republican party should officially change its name to.

zeuser comments on May 15, 2021:

The Fuckwit Party comes to mind.

Fauci Suggests ‘Some Senators’ Wear a Mask to Hide from Punchy Neighbors ...

zeuser comments on May 14, 2021:

This is pure gold. Transcendent satire is still with us. “Sure, I’ve had continued run-ins with a guy who looks like someone ate and puked up a Brill-o pad on his head,” Fauci admitted, “and he most definitely is as condescending as he is arrogant as he is full of shit. I would also certainly suggest people with punchy neighbors might want to keep their idiot faces covered up, too. But I’m just spitballing here; not talking about any particular dick cheese.”

QAnon Shaman and MAGA Bomber Vouch for Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Sanity ...

zeuser comments on May 14, 2021:

Well, that really made me reconsider. Just fuckin with ya, no it didn't.

Data reveals that mentions of Trump on social media have fallen by 91 per cent since he was banned |...

zeuser comments on May 9, 2021:

WTF else do they have to talk about? Josh Hawley?

"The rich are different from you and me." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

zeuser comments on May 9, 2021:

They have more money, for one thing.

Every man, however wise, needs the advice of some sagacious friend in the affairs of life.

zeuser comments on May 8, 2021:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaZeFIbYxr0

I agree. 😆

zeuser comments on May 8, 2021:

Between 1 and 2. If forced to choose, 2.

He discovers a loophole

zeuser comments on May 8, 2021:

Dogma always has a loophole if you are in the position to make one up.

As it should be...(asshole!)

zeuser comments on May 8, 2021:

WTF is WRONG with some people? Am I right?

Twenty Condors Completely Trash Woman’s Deck in Tehachapi While there are estimated to be ...

zeuser comments on May 8, 2021:

Ruffling some feathers again, Johnny?

Health care can be really complicated!!

zeuser comments on May 8, 2021:

A major talent in the ethnic disparagement arena. Pretty good in the misogyny category too.

😁 Gave me a giggle

zeuser comments on May 8, 2021:

I was gonna post this but you beat me to it! Yes, that is a very good description of the cult wing of the formerly grand but now very old party.

Just as noisy and chaotic

zeuser comments on May 7, 2021:

Yeah, but I LOVED the muppets. The precursor to this was the conference call. Just as 'charming' but even more annoying,

And also afraid to get his “hair” wet.

zeuser comments on May 6, 2021:

You can decorate him all you want, but it's still like putting a pink tutu on a pile of steaming horseshit.

Sounds reasonable

zeuser comments on May 5, 2021:

I skip the part making the smoothie and go straight to wine. Saves time.

Trump Launches Sad Twitter Just for Him

zeuser comments on May 4, 2021:

Oh FFS.

A group of college kids is selling Trump tweets as NFTs and donating the profits to 'charities he ...

zeuser comments on May 4, 2021:

Fabulous idea!

In your element. 😆

zeuser comments on May 3, 2021:

Bunch of mudders. Got to love retrievers.

One Florida GOP operative was explicit in blaming Trump Florida recently became the latest state ...

zeuser comments on May 3, 2021:

This isn't exactly a slate of Nobel Prize winners coming up with these schemes. These are thugs looking to exploit their positions to preserve their power. Thinking things through is not their long suit.

Christmas come early...

zeuser comments on May 3, 2021:

That's just nuts.

Christian love...

zeuser comments on May 2, 2021:

That is rough stuff, if you can get past the spelling and grammar issues. Looks like pathological hatred to me, but they will shoot to kill if they recognize me. Ah well.

INVESTIGATING Qanon Prominent QAnon influencer 'InevitableET' has been identified as Craig ...

zeuser comments on May 2, 2021:

There's one chiropractor that would rub me the wrong way.

The product tester gotta make sure them toilets work.

zeuser comments on May 2, 2021:

It's a crappy job, but someone has to do it!

ANOTHER QNUT JOB IS RISING FROM THE REPUG SWAMP IN THE SOUTH: Trump-loving lawyer Lin Wood ...

zeuser comments on May 2, 2021:

Crazy bastard. Was Elvis there too? Geez.

Burrito Supreme

zeuser comments on May 2, 2021:

Scarring the porcelain.

But you ought to see him use that (fireman's) pole back at the station. Hot!

zeuser comments on May 2, 2021:

Doesn't hurt to ask.

Frightening.

zeuser comments on May 1, 2021:

I've thought about Kruschev's rhetoric a lot recently. They play the long game, they play chess. We play quarterly profits, we play poker.

What a horrible thought! :-D

zeuser comments on May 1, 2021:

Ooof.

Saturday groaner

zeuser comments on May 1, 2021:

Looks like there's someone out back looking to blow a couple of bucks.

Rasing my hand

zeuser comments on May 1, 2021:

Oh hell yeah!

Another example of extreme advertising hype.

zeuser comments on May 1, 2021:

That's cold.

I hope it is not Covid.

zeuser comments on May 1, 2021:

It's genetic. It runs in your jeans.

This seems to be true for so many...

zeuser comments on Apr 30, 2021:

I think these are against the law in jersey.

I'm choosing number 2.

zeuser comments on Apr 30, 2021:

You couldn't reach your feet up to tie number 1. Gotta be two.

No kidding that's me

zeuser comments on Apr 30, 2021:

Yeah, I can relate.

Must visit here, Hebden Bridge that is!

zeuser comments on Apr 30, 2021:

*Writing it down* Thanks for the tip!

Oops...

zeuser comments on Apr 30, 2021:

What to do? Quite a dilemma.

They spelled 'anal' wrong.

zeuser comments on Apr 30, 2021:

That's a shitty way to test.

This is bordering on ridiculous.

zeuser comments on Apr 29, 2021:

They are doing damage, real damage, to the concept of free and fair elections and the basic trust you should put in elected officials. It is scary.

Think of the children 😂

zeuser comments on Apr 29, 2021:

Worked for me.

Who's first?

zeuser comments on Apr 29, 2021:

Um, nope.

Opinion | It's Time To Destroy the Sick and Twisted Plans of American Maskholes

zeuser comments on Apr 29, 2021:

This strategy, if that's what you want to call it, is doomed to fail. This is not to say people won't still make ridiculous choices at the ballot box, because a large portion of Americans are dumb and indoctrinated. OTOH, the economy will rebound regardless. Voter suppressions WILL backfire. You heard it here first.

So, that's the real reason! I thought it was love. 😂

zeuser comments on Apr 29, 2021:

Is it her money too, do you think?