After one of my cousins came out several family members took up the 'choice' line. I was fond of asking them what age they were when they conciously chose to be straight.

Every now and then I'll get into a conversation like that. Only if I'm up for it; sometimes it's not worth my time and energy.

Want a wing gal for that? FUN!

No. These cretins take great joy in destroying the lives of others. Serve them up as much logical discomfort as possible.

My favourite is always "Does your god love all his children or just the straight ones?"

No. No, you are not. They need to squirm more.

Yes.

It's an entirely natural feeling. It gave me a good laugh to read

Wrong? Nah, bro, you're good. ?

If there was a medal for such an act of immense pleasure, you'd surly have it, sir! Bravo!

This is a question that probably every debater who gets the upper hand in an argument has to ask themselves. Is it wrong to be right? Is it wrong to have a supportable answer and to demonstrate that your interlocutor does not? I think it's fine, given that you aren't holding a gun to their head and forcing them to debate you. Presumably you're doing it by mutual agreement. Put the shoe on the other foot. If you get bested, is it legitimate for you to be angry at the holder of the winning argument or to feel wronged by them simply b because they supported their contentions better than you?

I think the difficulty comes from the fact that most theists have little to no intellectual integrity and no real argument and so must of necessity resort to character assassination, goalpost-moving, deflection, false equivalences, etc., and so become angry when you have them dead to rights. It's especially the case when you know their holy book or theology better than they do.

The only thing that would be wrong would be to stoke your ego, feel superior, and become condescending. You would then be losing epistemological humility and possibly compassion / empathy. Always be kind, but don't be afraid to congratulate yourself for mastering your subject matter. Doing so IS, legitimately, part of the fun.

I always just tell them that the only person that can chose is Bi, so if they believe it is a choice they are professing that they are bi, changes them to defensive.

Mr Brian , u r 19 yr old and u have the courage and energy to fight w logic these trolls . I admire u and pls continue . Stand up for what u know is right .
U remind me someone I knew long time ago in another continent .
I am near 50 now and not always have the energy to argue . On nowdays I just tell them " u r f moron " and moving on .
Good job Sir .

Brilliant. Totally stealing this.

It would be nice to think that it had some humane impact, but those people are really hard core! They are blinded by what is written in the Holy Bible of ‘god’s words!’ It is so sad to me, to loose one’s whole self, into this Religious dogma, that I find no humor anymore in their stupidity! Let them dry up on the vine...

Yes being a gay is a choice

The religious never get logic so it makes it somewhat entertaining to mess with them. Good on you!

Nope. Nothing wrong with you.
I rather enjoy turning everything they believe on it's head.

Your "be gay for a week" is pretty good. I like that, and may try it during a future discussion.
My usual go-to is, "Your god created homosexuals. Where do you get off disrespecting any of your god's creations?" That one hangs them up.
I also point out that there are over 1,500 species, besides humans, with naturally occurring homosexuality. That one really hangs them up, too.

I like that. Or go with the Calvinist approach that all is preordained and god wants some gays around.