Question

Anyone have any good funny one-liners?

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Answer 1

Your eyes are so beautiful I bet you can see right through them

Answer 2

Sorry,I'm not that funny?

Answer 3

I've decided to not have children; my kids took it pretty hard.

Answer 4

Our biggest problem is apathy, and nobody cares.

Answer 5

Why does a golfer always have an extra pair of pants with him? In case he gets a hole-in-one.

Answer 6

My go to..."I find that hard to swallow".

Answer 7

I've come across that smile before..??

Answer 8

Why should I go to a music store for a pump organ when I already have one between my legs?

Answer 9

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

Answer 10

Jimmy Carr is great for them. One of his that springs to mind is:

I'm a modern man, I have no problem buying tampons for my girlfriend. But apparently they're not a "proper present".

Answer 11

I went outside with my garden shears. My neighbour said: it's not what I call cutting hedge technology!

Answer 12

Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.

Answer 13

A giraffe walks into a bar and says "High balls are on me!"

Answer 14

why has an elephant got 4 feet?

because it would look silly with 6 inches


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