Anyone have any good funny one-liners?
Your eyes are so beautiful I bet you can see right through them
Why should I go to a music store for a pump organ when I already have one between my legs?
I will delete this on request.
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
I am a huge grammar nerd... love it.
Jimmy Carr is great for them. One of his that springs to mind is:
I'm a modern man, I have no problem buying tampons for my girlfriend. But apparently they're not a "proper present".
Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.
why has an elephant got 4 feet?
because it would look silly with 6 inches