Love the Kurt Vonnegut reference!

Yes would agree with that one

I remember that. Can't remember which movie it is. grr

@bingst Was it maybe an episode of Supernaturals?

@bingst the movie was Constantine, Kramer was the one who stuck it in there before the devil killed his ass.

@oldFloyd Thanks!

@vertrauen Never seen it.

I bet! I had the unfortunate experience of taking Holy Communion during my brother's funeral. The priests actually put the wafer in my mouth which I thought was absolutely disgusting. I was pretty sure that it was going to give me explosive diarrhea for a couple days but it didn't.

@Kojaksmom Ah yes, the tasteless wafer. When I was a kid you could only receive holy communion by the priest putting the wafer directly on your tongue....later they changed the rules so you could receive the wafer into your hand. When they started giving wine, everyone sipped from the same cup, the priest would wipe the cup with a towel and rotate the cup after each sip.....makes my stomach turn thinking back on it all....

How the Flu spread though entire parishes - more news at 11....

But of course, neither really exists

Holy air is a Chinese hoax to force us to clean our environment and thus kill us with health.

You boil it. Boil the hell out of it

@MarkiusMahamius but then aren't you left with condensed hell, or if it boils off aren't you unleashing hell into the atmosphere?

Theology is so confusing.

@1of5 fuark if you havent just figured out how the catholic chirch kerps people beleiving in originsl sin. Theyre literally adding hell to the air. Im going to home depot right now, to buy a respirator.

@MarkiusMahamius you should pick up some tin foil, too. I think you need to make a new hat - the old one doesn't seem to be working anymore.

@1of5 i think i need lead lined tin foil, but i don't know where to get it (without a special permit)

@MarkiusMahamius make sure you get the lead on the outside of the foil instead of the inside. That's very, very importaint. For some reason.

@1of5 from what I understand it makes the radiation bounce off sideways, instead of up and down, which keeps the inferocryptometers from being able to transmorgify your kidneys into uranium.

@MarkiusMahamius ok, now it makes sense. Can you have them make me 1 while your at it? Size 7 1/4

@1of5 I think it's like $500

@MarkiusMahamius a bargain even at twice the price!

I'll take 2, a kangol and a fedora, please.

@1of5 Fedoras are cool!

@RavenCT especially if they keep your kidneys from changing into uranium. I bet that's how kidney stones form. I need to alert the AMA, but 1st need to invest in aluminum since we now know its part of the cure!

Gonna be rich!

Woman, where the hell you been?
Hope you're well.

@KKGator you talkin' to me ?

@evergreen Yes!!! How the hell are ya?

@KKGator I haven't "been" anywhere - but doin' ok in any event ... ?

@evergreen Just don't recall having seen you posting much.
Glad you're well.

@KKGator I do every now and again. Trying to back off on internet - too much downer stuff ...

It's called Ritualistic Cannibalism.

@xyz123 I actually got in an argument in youtube comments once with a Catholic who claimed the blood or crackers actually changed (I can't remember which we were talking about). When I pointed out this could be tested and confirmed very easily if true, she came back and said that the "substance" changes, but it doesn't change in any way that is detectable. (Transubstantiation.)

She thought this would be a satisfying answer to me, lol. I was astonished it was a satisfying answer to her (especially after she clearly thought it DID change in some detectable way). Her deeply held (mistaken) belief changed on a dime (to another deeply held mistaken belief).

I once had a Muslim online do the same thing. She claimed Muslims believed Jesus died, resurrected, etc., just not that he was the son of god. I told her Muslims certainly DON'T believe Jesus resurrected. She argued with me for some time, until I quoted the Koran, "but they killed him not, nor crucified him, but so it was made to appear to them, and those who differ therein are full of doubts, with no (certain) knowledge, but only conjecture to follow, for of a surety they killed him not."

Then she immediately said she was wrong and no longer believed Jesus resurrected.

Hitchens once talked about a deep well of credulity. I see what he was talking about.

@xyz123 that's right if it represents Christ's body and blood why would I want to consume it?

I've read that many early Christians drank actual blood, and chewed actual bits of bone, to celebrate the Last Supper. I can't confirm how factual that is.