Aw, more sad news has emerged from the local 'Bush Telegraph' here in Outback New South Wales.
It appears that,
A) the local Preacher of the LDS Church here has been 'fiddling' the books over the last 5+ years to the tune of approx. $200,000,
B) was caught in the act of committing ADULTERY with his NON LDS neighbor ( female btw), and, lastly
C) Due to rapidly falling numbers in the Congregation ( gone down from a peak of approx. 70 to a mere 11 in the last 2 months), it MAY be necessary, IF numbers continue to fall or do NOT increase quickly, they may have to 'shut up shop' in favor of holding meetings ONLY in the PRIVATE homes of the remaining members in the near future.
Is that not sad news?
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Sad news? Nope, this is another good news story. I am assuming you were being facetious, so thanks for bringing a smile to my face!!!
Redheadedgammy
Level 9
Dec 26, 2019
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You are right I was being very facetious.
Lets have a party...
On celebrating such sad news...lol
Where's my vape and popcorn...
HerbertNewsam
Level 6
Dec 26, 2019
3
Sorry Mate, but I kind of started the party as soon as I heard the news, I broke out and had an extra coffee, a Scotch and Dry, wrote myself a reminder note to block my phone number when I ring the Jehovah's Witnesses next Sunday and invite them all to attend the next LDS meeting.
Maybe they can get a tax credit for the 200 grand loss. LOL
afrogonalog
Level 5
Dec 25, 2019
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Yes, but somehow not the least bit surprising
TheoryNumber3
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Dec 25, 2019
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