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If God existed, ...I wouldn't want to be in his shoes

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Slava3 7 May 18
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Perfect example why the thoughts in your head is just. Nothing more.

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If this world had a "god" i don't want any part of it. Isn't the governments enough to deal with?

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In the movie SUPERMAN Clark Kent flies so fast around the earth he rotates the world backwards in time to save Lois Lane who died in her car falling in an earthquake new ravine.......a gawd sort of answer to a death prayer.....to answer both prayers of the hunted and hungry the alleged gawd creator would need to reverse time to the first virus eating it's way into a food source and somehow force all life forms to be symbiotic with plants not feeling pain or being Venus Fly traps eating bugs..... in short the alleged gawd creator created predatory lifestyles and sexual promiscuity in species to breed more beings than are eaten by others hungry to eat and worst of all the religions that invented cannibal gawds where people eat other people shrink their heads as religious trophies.....not all religions prEy
...some 7th Day Adventists are vegans
.....two of them promised to fuck me if I proved their meat eating co-believers wrong.....mercenary sex ....of course I always say no to that shit

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Hilarious. I'm stealing this. Great share!

very funny THomas!

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ha well those amt to pagan prayers, prayers to Santa Claus tho

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Ofcource you wouldn't cause his 'shues' would stink like 'Hell'!

very funny

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This is why I pray to milk jugs. They give the same possible "yes, no, maybe" answer set. Very satisfying.

Good idea for agnostic 12 steppers . I knew one who preyed to a potato .

@Besalbub Why pray at all?

@jlynn37 Because it is fun to see the faces of the religious people who come into my house and ask about the milk jug on the toilet... err it's alter. It's great fun watching them try to reason through it until the moment the light dawns on them. Don't worry, it is just the jug, there is no milk.

I pray to different jugs ... but that is a different story. 🙂

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EXACTLY. "God wills it!".....sheesh

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You're preaching to the choir here.

I think this is what admin is talking about....remember that one post....
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If David Attenborough was god, and , and some environmentalists seem to think that he is,he would side with the leopard as in all his wildlife documentaries the predator catches the prey.

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Neither, IT is the Law of the wild, "Eat or be eaten" no two ways about it.

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Animals do not believe in a god anyway.

How do we know that?

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God: "That's why I created survival of the fittest! Ship those to accounting and I can go fishing."

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It's "shoes," not "shues."

Correct spelling and grammar are important.

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Grammar is important. But.....

@VictoriaNotes

It was a joke. I fixed the typo.

Thanks.

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