Then Noah has some explaining to do!

As Johnny Carson use to say " I did not know that". I have a question. Why is it called a unicorn instead of a unihorn? What does corn have to do with the fantasy? I've seen people with corns on their toes but a horse with a 8 inch pointy corn on it's head never.

"Real unicorns existed, and they were terrifying" [ranker.com]

Talking snakes and donkey too, there's plenty of fuckery in a that book.

As was observed in "The Profit," a truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

Yep, nine times.

1. Numbers 23:22 “God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.”
2. Numbers 24:8 “God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn: he shall eat up the nations his enemies, and shall break their bones, and pierce them through with his arrows.”
3. Job 39:9 “Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?”
4. Job 39:10 "Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?”
5. Psalms 29:6 “He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn.”
6. Psalms 92:10 “But my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of an unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil.”
7. Deuteronomy 33:17 “His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are the thousands of Manasseh.”
8. Psalms 22:21 “Save me from the lion’s mouth: for thou hast heard me from the horns of the unicorns.”
9. Isaiah 34:7 “And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.”

I didn't have a "jar of Glue" !!!!!

What were they up to ? Or was it more like, "Shit Jesus, I just saw a bloody Unicorn fly past" ...

"Don't be stupid Paul put down the wine".

I did not! Also dragons. I did hear about giants, and people living 800 + years, and "elohim", whatever they are.......

Dragons are mentioned as well; rather 'Grimm' of them, don't you think?

Ecclesiastes 3 King James Version (KJV). don't call me a Christian. I am nothing you would know. So I accept no label except FreeThinker. Put that anywhere you want but do not hassle me with hatred. I could care less what anyone is or is not.

This is the Astrologer's Creed.

To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:

2 A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;

3 A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up;

4 A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;

5 A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;

6 A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away;

7 A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak;

8 A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.

I always consider the multiple translations those pages have been thru when hearing something kinda odd like this.
But, yeah, given my choice of fairy tales, I'll take the unicorn over that book.

I keep saying it, it's always aliens.

Had no idea.

Now that is the only thing in the bible I wish was real. #teamunicorn

Did they mention elephants in the bible? Hmmm...

Unicorn meat is delicious!

Wow just wow how did I ever eat that n not ask wtf!

Well, it IS a work of fiction. Why wouldn't it?

Yip, the bible is a fantasy novel!!

And the Land of Nod only once.

You are shitting us!
[citation needed]

A lot more than that in the Gaelic translation!

I am sure that it all made good stories after Christ died. ahem. Before people could write anything, they told the stories around the fire to amuse and entertain and teach their children. During the time they were handed down by mouth, I am sure each generation embellished them a little. Everyone should be thankful when they finally could write. The first language was an old Greek or Babylon and only about 2 people in the world can translate that at all. Then went to Greek and eventually to Latin, the language of Roman Empire.And the the eighth old man named Henry.

Prove it. Where?