If you ever laugh so hard your ass actually falls off, shit probably stops being funny real quick.
LOL because there is nothing funnier than metaphors taken literally, except maybe the Bible.... The Bible taken literally would not be that funny at all....
My attempt at being dead-pan funny...,
I'd laugh if my ass fell off, right before being panicked because I'm losing body parts...
Hahaha! 'Pardon me, can I borrow your ass? I need to sit and think about this.'
That it probably would, and if that were to occur it wouldn't bother me any...if my posterior fell off my hemorrhoid dilemma would be solved.
Well at least @Duke is not taking the piss out of anyone!
That's just a load of crap, Duke.
Lol!