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Trump Pinata

2 weeks ago2w

Posted by bookofmorons

and yet they cannot see it

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Cheesy Jokes

Sep 2Sep 2

Posted by anglophone

A German shepherd sat down at a Steinway and started playing "Sheep may safely graze". His Bach was worse than his bite.

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Politics

Apr 4Apr 4

Posted by Flyingsaucesir

"If God didn't want them to be sheared, he wouldn't have made them sheep!" -- the Calvera character, played by Eli Wallach in The Magnificent Seven (the 1960 western remake of Akira Kurosawa’s 1954 film epic, Seven Sumarai). 🐑 ...

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Just for Laughs

Nov 29, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by OldMetalHead

A Welshman invented the condom when he discovered he could wrap his penis in sheep intestines to prevent pregnancy. A hundred years later a Scotsman perfected the idea by taking them out of the sheep first.

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Quotes

Aug 31, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Marionville

“Monsters exist, but they are too few in number to be truly dangerous. More dangerous are the common men, the functionaries who are ready to believe and to act without asking questions”............Primo Levi.

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General & Hellos

Jun 13, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by FrayedBear

Do you believe the report? Warning: Contains picture of suggestively shorn & restrained ewes displaying rumps and vaginas.

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General & Hellos

Aug 22, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Remiforce

People are herd animals. Most of us believe the comforting nonsense our parents & ancestors believed because we are terrified of thinking for ourselves. To truly think originally means we have to take real responsibility for our lives, we are no ...

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Politics

Dec 6, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by THHA

Had Bernie Sanders run as an independent, had he not endorsed Clinton, the antithesis of most of what he claimed he stood for, he might have been believable. But running as a democrat or republican comes with a shitload of baggage . . . You may as ...