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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Sep 15Sep 15

Posted by johnnyrobish
Pastor Claims Kamala Harris Used 'Witchcraft' in Presidential Debate Christian Nationalist pastor Lance Wallnau was so upset about his “Orange God” doing so poorly against Vice President Kamala Harris in their recent debate that he accused ...
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Aug 27Aug 27

Posted by johnnyrobish
RFK Jr. Once Decapitated A Dead Whale With A Chainsaw As if the dude wasn’t strange enough, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is back in the headlines again, but not for suspending his campaign and endorsing Donald Trump, or for his admission he once ...
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Aug 20Aug 20

Posted by johnnyrobish
Russia Plans to Build Village for US Conservatives Escaping ‘Woke’ Newsweek is reporting that plans are in place to build a village in the Moscow region for conservative Americans and Canadians. On Thursday, the Kremlin-backed RIA Novosti ...
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Jul 10Jul 10

Posted by johnnyrobish
RNC Releases Their Draft Policy Platform for 2024 Election After Donald Trump rejected “Project 2025,” a collection of right-wing policy proposals from the Heritage Foundation to completely reshape the federal government and consolidate ...
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Jun 26Jun 26

Posted by johnnyrobish
Republican Arrested Chasing Stripper With a Gun Michigan State Representative Neil Friske, 62, was arrested at 2:45 AM chasing a stripper from his condominium while brandishing a handgun and threatening to kill her. Lansing Police say they ...
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Jun 15Jun 15

Posted by johnnyrobish
Tesla Approves Musk’s $56 Billion Pay Package Tesla's shareholders have re-approved a $56 billion pay package for Elon Musk, despite the fact that the company has lost a full 20% of its stock price, along with facing diminishing sales, rusting...
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
May 31May 31

Posted by johnnyrobish
Trump Guilty on All 34 Counts in Hush-Money Trial The New York Times is reporting that former president and presumptive 2024 Republican presidential nominee Donald J. Trump has been convicted on all 34 felony counts of falsifying business ...
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
May 9May 9

Posted by johnnyrobish
RFK Jr. Claims a Worm Ate Part of His Brain As if his story wasn’t already insane enough, the New York Times is reporting that in his divorce case deposition from 2012, independent presidential candidate Robert F Kennedy Jr. claimed that in ...
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Apr 16Apr 16

Posted by johnnyrobish
Trump Whines Judge’s Ruling Means He Can’t Attend Barron’s Graduation Its being reported Donald Trump was heard loudly ranting in the courthouse hallway on the first day of his Stormy Daniels hush money trial, complaining that Manhattan ...
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Apr 12Apr 12

Posted by johnnyrobish
Facing Multiple Felonies-Boebert’s Son Tells Judge Lawyers Too Expensive Westwood News reports that Tyler Boebert, the 19-year-old oldest son of Colorado Congresswoman Lauren Boebert, appeared without any family present before a judge in ...
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Apr 4Apr 4

Posted by johnnyrobish
Republican House Seeks to Rename Dulles Airport After Trump House Republicans have introduced new legislation to rename Washington Dulles International Airport after former president Donald J. Trump. In a statement, Republicans declared, ...
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Mar 27Mar 27

Posted by johnnyrobish
Trump Now Hawking $60 Bibles on Truth Social Former president Donald Trump, who has recently been comparing himself to Jesus Christ at his rallies, is now hawking Bibles he is selling for $60 each. Trump’s Bible also includes a copy of a ...
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Mar 11Mar 11

Posted by johnnyrobish
Sen. Katie Britt Blames Biden for a Rape 20 Years Ago in Mexico During what many are calling an absolutely insane rebuttal to President Biden’s “State of the Union” address, Sen. Katie Boyd Britt (R-Ala.), walked onto a studio sound stage ...
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Mar 1Mar 1

Posted by johnnyrobish
Lauren Boebert’s 18-Year-Old Son Arrested on Multiple Felony Charges Congresswoman Lauren Boebert's 18-year-old son Tyler, along with his underage cohorts, have been arrested in Rifle, Colorado. Tyler has been charged with 22 criminal counts,...
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Feb 27Feb 27

Posted by johnnyrobish
Trump Family Seizes Control of Republican National Committee At the insistence of the Republican Party’s Supreme Leader and Orange God, Republican National Committee (RNC) boss Romney McDaniels and co-chair Drew McKissick have been forced to ...
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Feb 24Feb 24

Posted by johnnyrobish
Jury Finds LaPierre and NRA Diverted Millions in NRA Donations to Personal Use A New York jury found that Wayne LaPierre, who led the NRA for three decades, squandered millions on exotic vacations, private jets, and expensive clothes. The jury ...
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Feb 18Feb 18

Posted by johnnyrobish
Trump Now Peddling Gold Sneakers At a rally this past weekend in Philadelphia, Donald Trump received quite a mixed reaction to his announcement that he’s now going to be selling “$399 Gold Sneakers” to his adoring fans, which surprisingly ...
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Feb 14Feb 14

Posted by johnnyrobish
Trump Would Urge Russian Attacks on NATO Allies if They Don’t Pay Up Former president Donald Trump created shock and uncertainty among world leaders as he ramped up his attacks on NATO this past Saturday at one of his rallies, claiming that he...
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Feb 6Feb 6

Posted by johnnyrobish
Nikki Haley Formally Requests Secret Service Protection The Wall Street Journal is reporting that former South Carolina Governor and Republican presidential candidate Nikki Haley has formally requested Secret Service protection, citing threats ...
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Jan 27Jan 27

Posted by johnnyrobish
Trump Ordered by Jury to Pay E. Jean Carroll $83 Million In his second trial in less than a year on the matter, a civil jury in Manhattan took only three hours to decide that disgraced former President Trump must pay $83.3 million in punitive ...
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Jan 18Jan 18

Posted by johnnyrobish
Nikki Haley Claims ‘America’s Never Been A Racist Country’ After causing quite a stir a few weeks ago when she told an audience member that the Civil War was fought over “States Rights,” refusing to even mention slavery, Republican ...
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Jan 5Jan 5

Posted by johnnyrobish
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s January 6th Celebration Canceled by Florida Resort Marjorie Taylor Greene’s planned January 6th insurrection anniversary event has been suddenly canceled by the Westgate Resort in Kissimmee, Florida, because the ...
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Silly, Random & Fun
Nov 20, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Flyingsaucesir
In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, ...
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Posts
Sep 10, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by johnnyrobish
Wisconsin GOP Threatens to Impeach Newly Elected Liberal State Supreme Court Justice Wisconsin Republicans are threatening to impeach newly elected liberal state Supreme Court Justice Janet Protasiewicz, even though she hasn’t as yet heard ...
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Posts
Jun 2, 2023Jun 2023

Posted by johnnyrobish
DeSantis Borrows a Page from Hitler - Vows to ‘Destroy Leftists’ When Elected So, it seems Donald Trump isn't the only Republican candidate for president who spent Memorial Day vowing to crush his political enemies. While appearing on Fox ...
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Posts
May 21, 2023May 2023

Posted by johnnyrobish
Republicans Moving on From Book Banning to Jailing Librarians The Washington Post reports that while Republicans claim they only want to keep “harmful” material away from children, new state laws are quickly being passed in Red States that ...
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Apr 20, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by johnnyrobish
Iowa Republicans Pass Bill to Repeal Child Labor Laws The Republican-dominated Iowa Senate just passed a child labor bill that "allows 14-year-olds to work six-hour night shifts" and "allows 15-year-olds to work in plants on assembly lines ...
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Progressives, Socialists, and Black/Palestinian Lives Matter
Feb 16, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Prince Andrew Settles Sexual Abuse Lawsuit With Virginia Giuffre According to a new court filing in Manhattan, Prince Andrew, the disgraced second son of Queen Elizabeth II, has settled a lawsuit brought by Virginia Giuffre, a woman who ...
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News & Links
Aug 21, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Beowulfsfriend
Mississippi is ordering people infected with Covid to isolation for 10 days, even if vaccinated. Come on anti-vaxxers and anti maskers get your asses down there and protest. Isnt this "government" over reach? It is all a hoax, perpetrated by the ...
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Posts
Jun 30, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
When you find success in life hard....
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Politics
Oct 30, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Happy_Killbot
This is an ( exceptionally ) ironic joke but sometimes I have conversations with people that make me think this is actually what people are thinking.
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Silly, Random & Fun
Oct 16, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by DGJ0114
Although Andy Borowitz is being sarcastic I believe she and her brothers think like this...
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Singles/Mingle/Chat
Apr 27, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by WaywardAtheist
Attention single ladies! The American men living abroad in Turkey while overseeing important construction projects while also having copious amounts of free time to chat on Friday nights are now using Words with Friends messaging. At least these ...
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General & Hellos
Apr 13, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by EdwinMcCravy
I keep wondering what you people who call yourselves "agnostics" on here claim to be agnostic about. You say "The existence of God". What's "God"? I just see 3 three alphabet letters there. Elsewhere I've seen where people have written that row of...
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Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 13, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by DGJ0114
Yeah... You gotta be careful who you let come into country!
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Politics
Jan 8, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by John_Tyrrell
Something needs to be done about all those illegals!!! Americans top the list of illegal foreign workers caught by Canadian Border Security Agency 91.2% of All Americans Who Live in Mexico Are Living There Illegally ...
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Politics
Sep 21, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by MikeInBatonRouge
Praise the Lord! If the Good Book has taught us anything, it is that any woman claiming sexual assault most likely just needs a good stoning for her sexual impurity! ?
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Love & Relationships
Sep 20, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by LiterateHiker
Why do young guys think sarcasm is positive?
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Silly, Random & Fun
Aug 22, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by SkotlandSkye
My, doesn't my sidewalk look great today! he's sooooooo grown up! ;-)
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Politics
Aug 9, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by MrControversy
I want to thank antifa personally for doing so well at being the exact opposite of fascism. It's such an inspiration that you don't go around fighting people and breaking shit in defense of your view. Glad to see you don't block traffic to make a ...
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Silly, Random & Fun
Aug 3, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Novelty
I don’t know about you but I’m sick of this Chinese climate change hoax. I thought I was going to die of heat stroke every time I walked to or from my car. Someone better make them knock it off.
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Silly, Random & Fun
Jul 25, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by SkotlandSkye
Thoughts and prayers too...
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Religion & Spirituality
Jul 10, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by phxbillcee
Mr. Deity & The U
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Silly, Random & Fun
May 6, 2018May 2018

Posted by Teresapianogirl
Check out this great sarcastic 'tweet from God'. Whatever comedian that runs this site, I want to see them do thier act somewhere in person. hahaha God@TheTweetOfGod 19h "The kind of people who believe they'll spend eternity with Me are not the kind...
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Religion & Spirituality
Apr 20, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by VictoriaNotes
Prayer vs Science: Calling Their Bluff
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General & Hellos
Apr 6, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by DefiantElf
Hello Hello! I uninstalled the app awhile back, but decided why not try it again. If you don't mind offensive atheist memes maybe look at my FB. Mostly looking for friends that enjoy my inability to turn off my sarcastic snark. ?
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Silly, Random & Fun
Apr 1, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by randy2084
Once again...I waited all night in the pumpkin patch for the Great Holy Ghost to appear...And once AGAIN I was denied his presence!!! DRAT!!!
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Religion & Spirituality
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by ErebusVincent
But certainly the monotheists had it right. ?
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News & Links
Mar 16, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by SkotlandSkye
33 Dead, 130 Injured in China Knife-Wielding Spree - NBC News
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Silly, Random & Fun
Feb 23, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by AspieAtheist
What's your, "go to" comeback against religious arguments? This is usually me; Believer: if you don't believe in God, then why do you always say things like, "Jesus Christ!" or, "Oh my God"? Me: I tend to say things like that when shit is just ...
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Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 30, 2018Jan 2018

Posted by Dougy
Atheists Are Brainwashed By The Scientific Method
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Academic (e.g., Science)
Jan 14, 2018Jan 2018

Posted by evestrat
ZDoggMD -- "I was wrong about vaccines" SarcasmAhead
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Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 11, 2018Jan 2018

Posted by silvereyes
Pffftttt.... there aren't enough sarcastic people here.
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