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Every so often, when I bite into a perfectly ripe fresh fig, I start to believe there might be a god. Sometimes really good pizza does that for me too.

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TheoryNumber3 8 Oct 12
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Level 8

I may have thought there was a God during orgasm once, hard to tell it was decades ago.

I hear ya, girl! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

lol
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Level 8

The fig is from nature and the pizza was from a human. No god required.

There are some who would argue that god IS nature... but I'm not one of them 🙂
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Level 9

That kind of sex where I am looking into a woman's eyes and I just can't believe I am with that that person. What an amazing feeling!

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Level 8

Bacon 🙂

Not for me. I used to love it, but I'm a vegetarian now.
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Level 7

Funny... As for the fig, I would have thought about the soil and growing conditions to yield such a prize. As for the pizza... MAMA MIA... I'd thank the maker!

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Level 8

I love both, and at the same time! Fortunately, we have a pizzeria nearby that perfectly accommodates my palate with a Fig-Prosciutto Pie! With mozzarella, gorgonzola, balsamic, onions & black pepper.
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Some people just piss me right off with their good fortune. It's even a bit too far to ask that you send me a piece 😕

Where do you live? I'll be right over!!
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Level 10

Get that from great Italian restaurant here

bobwjr Level 10 Oct 12, 2020
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Level 8

Eww. Figs. vomit emoji
But I feel you on the delicious pizza sentiment especially when I've had something to spur my appetite 😉

Have you ever actually eaten a fresh fig? I'm not talking about the dried ones. They're awful.

No. But I prefer other delicious fruits, that are sweeter, than figs. Particularily the berry family (strawberries, raspberries, blackberries) and peaches/apricots and oranges.

I agree with completely, FIGS are disgusting.
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Level 9

I am more of an oh god, but only when I am coming

Thanks for sharing 🙂
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Level 8

a good fruit is a fabulous thing! Figs, pears, grapes, and peaches are my favorites.

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Level 9

Yes, veggie pizza!!

yes!! I like spinach and onion... or just spinach

@TheoryNumber3 and green peppers and mushrooms too...

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Level 8

Certain food can seem to be heavenly

Unity Level 8 Oct 12, 2020
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Level 4

Pork products make me toe the line...

Well I can't support you on that one. I'm a vegetarian 🙂
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Level 7

Deep dish pizza for us deep thinkers.

godef Level 7 Oct 13, 2020
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YES!!!!!
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Level 8

I love fresh figs. But Pizza smells like vomit.

Ok now that's just sacrilege!!!
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Level 8

"Good" as in thin crust spinach, mushroom, broccoli, garlic, cauliflower, a sprinkling of mozzarella, a sprinkling of hot pepper seeds, & voila! Just as I had in Sorrento Italy. Only the pizza there was 5 feet across. The Mediterranean diet works. Is healthful, for humans & the planet & other living things. & delicious!

Now yer talkin!!! Just take it easy on the garlic as a courtesy to others 🙂
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Level 7

Do not worship false gods! Flying Spaghetti Monster is the One True God.

Well, I do love a juicy, sweet, ripe peach or nectarine or plum. It has not been a good year for those. It's hard to tell a good one without smelling it in the store, and hard to smell while wearing a mask.

I know a few people who wear a mask and smell. They smell really bad. 🙂

@TheoryNumber3
I blame the pandemic for poorer personal hygiene. Cave dwellers. 🙂
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Level 6

A supernaturally gifted person, perhaps. But not an omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent being. Not THE God.

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Level 9

Oh, to bit into a fresh fig, that is heavenly, indeed.

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Level 9

Let one of those giant fig beetles land on you and you might go the opposite way.

What s a fig beettle?

@Jolanta They are about 2 inches in size they can fly and they eat figs. They are usually a metallic color of green and gold. I have see them in California around the fig trees in my mom's front yard.

@Jolanta I'm glad you asked. I had no idea either. @azzow2 keep them out there please. They sound super creepy
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Level 8

I've heard about fresh figs, but all the figs I've ever seen were dried, or in Fig Newtons.

You have something to look forward to.
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Level 8

An inside out flower, I miss them … once had seven trees ~ Strange thing, I could rarely get anyone to try them, so instead, I’d plant a start for them 🙂

Varn Level 8 Oct 12, 2020
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Edesia! [thaliatook.com]

I wonder how the ancient Romans would feel about Domino's Pizza (ugh)
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Level 7

... because your taste buds are still working even after the huge amount of drugs you have taken?

That must be it! However did you know?

@TheoryNumber3 god works like that.
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