New Trump Press Secretary Tells Reporters She’ll Never Lie to Them

At her first briefing ever as White House press secretary, former conservative news contributor Kayleigh McEnany announced that she “will never lie to reporters.”

Well then, I guess that pretty much means this press briefing is now over. And with that, Kayleigh McEnany begins her first press conference with a lie. I mean, she just started her job, by lying about not lying.

The way I see it, about the only way someone can be a Trump press secretary and not lie, would be to follow in the footsteps of her predecessor Stephanie Grisham, and never hold a press conference.

Wonder if it ever occurred to her, that if she feels she has to announce that she “will never lie to reporters” at her first press briefing - what is that saying about the President’s past three years?

Anyway, we wish her “good luck with that,” because either way - in 3 months, it’s a pretty safe bet we’ll be watching her compete on Dancing with the Stars.

[johnnyrobishcomedy.com]