Angry Trump Intensifying Efforts to Challenge Election Results

While the deadly coronavirus rages on out of control, President Trump’s focus has been to intensify his efforts to overturn the election, proposing a series of radical measures - including declaring martial law and military intervention, seizing voting machines, and attempting yet another bogus appeal to the Supreme Court. To accomplish this aim, the President has been meeting with close confidants, such as disgraced former National Security Advisor Michael Flynn and his conspiracy theorist attorney Sidney Powell, his personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani and Sen-elect Tommy Tuberville (R-Ala.), who plans to challenge the electoral vote count when the House and Senate convene on Jan. 6 to formally affirm President-elect Joe Biden’s victory.

Additionally, but not fully confirmed, sources are reporting that the President has also been privately consulting with attorney Jackie Chiles, the former Seinfeld character from season 7,8, and 9, who successfully sued the Java World Coffee Company for Cosmo Kramer, as well as an unnamed John Grisham character, with the hope that their slick lawyer talk may be able to once again work its magic and award Mr. Trump four more years in the White House.

Meanwhile, folks close to the President say the vibe in the White House is starting to feel more like Hitler's bunker with the allied forces closing in, than the “People’s House.” The only possible exception being Melania, who has no intention of becoming the next Eva Braun. Why, when the do-do hits the fan, you can bet she’ll have Barron, her fancy designer clothes, jewelry, shoes, and prenup all neatly packed - and ready to get the hell outta Dodge to spend whatever the hell is left of that Trump money, before Deutsche Bank and the Russian mob can get a hold of it.

[johnnyrobish.medium.com]