Far Right Trump Supporters Promising Civil War is Imminent

On a highway about 100 miles southeast of Las Vegas, a gathering of heavily armed, far-right Trump supporters, including white nationalists and conspiracy theorists, gathered for a festival called “Trumpstock,” booked as a gathering of “real Americans” celebrating President Donald Trump - with many attendees promising a full-fledged civil war, in the event President Trump should not be reelected or impeached.

Because nothing shows your “patriotic support” for American democracy, like threatening violence and civil war if your candidate isn’t reelected. But I see their point. I mean, it isn’t like for the past 238 years - America has peacefully accepted the outcome of our presidential elections.

Why, if I were one of those “real Americans,” next time I needed dental work done, or had a child in need of medical attention, rather than go to one of those snotty, untrustworthy “coastal elites” for assistance, why I’d seek out one of these “real Americans” to do the job. Just to make sure thing’s are done right.

But geez, another civil war? That’s just crazy! I mean, just how the hell are we supposed to be able to tell who’s on what side anyway? About the only solution I can think of is - have everyone put on either a red or blue jersey whenever they leave the house. That ought to alleviate any confusion.

[johnnyrobishcomedy.com]