Hey, I'm with Candy Crush yet!

A friend of mine used to say, "Don't look at my hoo-ha!"

Do you really want to smell this!?

Reminds me of the tale of Seamus Dunne from Dublin. He went to London to find work and didn't keep in touch with his family.
When his mate Paddy was going to London later Seamus's mother asked him to to to try to find her son. All she knew was that he was living in London WC2.
Paddy got of the train and went to the toilet and saw this row of cubicles numbered WC1 to WC6, so he went to cubicle WC2, knocked on the door and said "are you Dunne in there ". A muffled reply came back "yes ,hold on I will be finished in a minute" Paddy replied "Well phone your motherr she is worried sick about you"

I'm just dropping the kids off at the pool

Your order is almost ready sums it nicely.. Stick with that..