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Wait... What am I doing in church? Did someone die?

scurry 9 Oct 31
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My first thought was "What on earth am I doing in a church has someone died?"

Budgie Level 8 Nov 2, 2020

Me too.

@scurry Yeah I looked at the meme thought that then saw your comment. Only three reasons I enter a church, someone has died or is getting married, there is some life threatening emergency occurring outside that required immediate shelter and the church is the closest option.

@Budgie pretty much same for me.

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Put it in my pocket. 😛

3

God works in mysterious ways so next round's on me

4

Out it my pocket, obviously god wanted me to find and have it.

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Donate to a politician that believes in separation of church and state

Lorajay Level 9 Nov 1, 2020
4

It's probably one of those dumb papers that has "have you found god?" written on the other side that Christian's leave in restaurant bathrooms.

Kynlei Level 8 Nov 1, 2020
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First I put the money in a safe place..

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Go see a Dr. because WTF am I doing there?

Hathacat Level 9 Nov 1, 2020
2

Take a bunch of homeless people to lunch.... I make a terrible Christian....

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I'm not in church! This doesn't apply! Nice try!😂😂😂

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If I was to find myself in a church, which is highly unlikely, I would pick it up and give it to a children's charity, not the church.

noworry28 Level 8 Oct 31, 2020
4

Check to make sure it is real!

glennlab Level 10 Oct 31, 2020

Brilliant! Nothing else there is!

@EyesThatSmile DOH!

The hypocrisy is very real.

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