“Reliable sauce” ?

Never thought of that pun. Goddamn it. Genius.

Oh, I can clear up the jfk thing. You see...Kennedy was riding through Dallas, all willy-nilly and in the crowd was a child. The child didn't know that he had grown to the right age where the mutant gene festers inside one. He thought it would be funny to point his finger at JFK and pretend to be shooting at him. He unwittingly released a psychic bullet that destroyed JFK, which explains why there was no bullet and why an ice bullet was theorized but never found. The child has since been in the government possession deep under the Pentagon where he can never escape and is studied thoroughly so that once Americans figure out we are in control and not the government, they will unleash his power upon us in a bloodbath or destruction and mayhem.

@Transprincess I hope you are being sarcastic. The Zimbuder film is the one that was used by the FBI, and the Warren Commission. His first shot missed and hit the curb. For a sniper your first shot is usually the best! When you are in the military, you have targetsmen (barely qualify), then sharp shooter, then expert. Most accounts say he was only a targetsmen. Some say sharp, but barely passed. Going back to the film, he would have to have fired off 3 rounds with a manlicher carcana (bolt action piece of shit that the Italian military used for only a couple years) in 5.6 seconds! That's damn near impossible! He was on the 6th floor of the book observatory, yards away, and his target was moving at 6-8 MPH! And he had to shoot through trees!

Carlos Hathcock was the most deadly shot the Marines ever had. In 1967 he had the world's longest one shot confirmed kill (over a mile). That record has been beaten since then. He is also known for seeing a sniper and shooting him straight through the scope. Bullet never touched the sides. He trained snipers for the military at Quantico. HE COULD NOT DO IT! He tried. Expert marksmen have tried and failed. CBS claims they had a few that came close.

Talk to any expert that served during that time. All three I talked to said it would be hard to do with an M-14 (machine gun). I do balistics tests myself, and I can't come close.

Point is someone else was involved. Who? I don't know. Plus his limo was cleaned up that day. Odd to say the least.

@TheGreatShadow I literally just gave a mutant story. I would sure hope you thought I w as being sarcastic. XD I really don't care who killed Kennedy. The government is shit and has been forever. Though...if I have to guess...The Rolling Stones told me who killed the Kennedys.

@TheGreatShadow *Zapruder

@AtheistInNC Yeah that is such a common name like Jones or Smith, lol

I was going to look up how to spell it, but I'd loose my train of thought.

@TheGreatShadow *lose

@AtheistInNC *who gives a shit?