Neigh!

You are indeed fortunate.

@glennlab I try not to think that humans are all dumb. I had an old room mates girl (20) that didn't know how to cook a frozen pizza. She asked him how to cook it. He told her to read the back. After a while, smelled burnt pizza. He yelled at her. She said she didn't know you needed to check on it. Serious.

@TheGreatShadow I don't think all humans are dumb, but the shallow end of the intelligence pool can give you great pause. I had to deal with lots of them in my old profession. My favorite expression at work was if they figure out if they are married or not, I never have to worry about them being able to do their own taxes.

@glennlab I've talked to my fair share of "winners" doing customer service. This is beyond belief. Lots of things like this are faked. But, I don't really rule it out. If it is true, HHS, and animal services will be involved. Oh, the police as well.

@TheGreatShadow I never worry about whether the meme's are true are not, but as for as animal services, HHS, depends on the state