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BREAKING NEWS - Donald Trump bans all Romanians from entering U.S. until he can get to the bottom of this Romaine lettuce issue...

Rudy1962 9 Nov 28
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That would be about his speed too. Dumbass.

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Im so borrowing lmao

Livinlife Level 9 Nov 28, 2018
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Make Romaine Lettuce Great Again

joeymf86 Level 8 Nov 28, 2018
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Yeah... Right... Lol

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What's truly pathetic is that I wouldn't be remotely surprised if it were true.

KKGator Level 9 Nov 28, 2018

I could see him going off, in the middle-of-the-night, toilet twitter rant threatening sanctions & tariffs & how it was all Obama's fault!

@phxbillcee Easily.

@phxbillcee I can hear him now...."The Democrats are responsible for the lettuce recall. This happened all the time with Obama. The Democrats...their lettuce is really bad; so bad; it's a shame. I have the best lettuce. Everyone loves my lettuce. I heard someone the other day say 'Your lettuce is great. Why do the Democrats want us to have bad lettuce?' Really, and I probably shouldn't be saying this, but I'm going to say it anyway...it's because of the caravan and illegal criminals like MS-13. That's why we should 'Build the Wall' so we can have good, clean lettuce."

@phxbillcee Toilet Twitter Ranting... OMG...

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