Might as well save the mattress for the cremation...
I've done this - well slept through a fire alarm - not a fire. Had nothing to do with the mattress. My Dad slept through a Typhoon on Guam in his Army hut. Not below ground with everyone else. Heredity. lol
I slept through the worst of Hurricane Andrew, while in South Florida. Sometimes, ya just gotta sleep.
@KKGator I can't sleep through a dog snoring 2 towns over.
@EricTrommater I now have chronic insomnia! But - in my youth. Champion sleeper. lol
@EricTrommater Oddly enough, if the dog starts whining, or sounding like she's about to throw up, I'm wide awake and across the room in a nanosecond.
@RavenCT me too. Amazing how responsibilities make that harder.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Where do you find these things? Hahahaha