Why always me?? BigRed Candlestick. Bwa hahaha
No offense, but that sounds like a type of dildo!
Dildo Foreskin
Didn't know they had one!
@phxbillcee I guess the deluxe model is more realistic?
Wellhung Jinglefuck.
So much wrong with that.
Something you want to tell us???
@phxbillcee No. Something you want to ask?
Maybe, in your case, it's talking about your boobs???
@phxbillcee Leave the girls out of it. They want no part of this.
I have to say you make a cute elf!
@EyesThatSmile I bet you're talking about KK, not me. I'm hurt! LOL!