Tom Hanks loses Helen Hunt to their dentist while washed ashore from FedEx plane dive into the ocean
OK, true story (sort of related) power went out at my house some years ago. Girlfriend was over so we were sitting in the dark with candles just talking. I thought it a great opportunity to prove what a capable resourceful guy I am. So I suggested some tea. "but how will you heat the water?" she asked innocently. With my plan already in mind, I quickly said, "I have a gas stove for backpacking!" I could see the lust in her eyes in the dim light of the candles.
So, off I go to dig through my backpacking gear to dig out my jetboil. I come back with my headlamp on and all the necessary items in hand. I then proceeded to heat water in the (almost) primitive fashion that the latest camping equipment can offer.
As we sat there sipping our tea, my girlfriend peering at me lustfully through the steam coming from her cup of hot tea, it dawned on me, and I was praying she wouldn't remember, that my real stove was gas with a standing pilot light.
But then you wouldn't have the will to start a fire!
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsI will not be shopping this Thursday or Friday.
Posted by backtobasicsAfter this last election, please be safe.
Posted by backtobasicsEveryone benefits from a better education system, not just those that have children in it.
Posted by backtobasicsThe same people that used to put the word colored on water fountains and bathrooms are now putting biological on bathrooms.
Posted by backtobasicsWords to live by
Posted by backtobasicsHow the Puritans Thanksgiving should have gone.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!