Don't like fire? Run him through a wood chipper, should accomplish the task close enough for government work.
lol chopped up and added to the salad bar.
I Grok that!
We just had our historical museum planning session and I learned that every year people here want their ashes mixed with the powders in the 4th of July fireworks. It's a way to go out with a bang and sparkles.
Sold!
Sounds like a wood chipper would help facilitate that endeavor.
There's no Disney in Fargo...
@stinkeye_a No, there isn't, but it's still effective at making "scatter-sized" pieces.
Sorry, didn't read before commenting.
The pigeons, gulls & rats will take care of it!