as a vegan can you "beat your meat"? just a question
Beat the meat
Slam the ham
Choke the chicken
Purge the pigeon
Nope , I don't know any fruit or vegetable terms for rubbing one out.
@RobertMartin pull your parsnip
@Tooreen good one
I've heard of "the apple of my eye", but this looks like "the eye of my apple", now I'm all confused.
Just kidding. Good Vegan porn.
I believe that's called the dead mans grip, unbreakable
I ain't letting no man touch my johnson. ?????
@RobertMartin UMMMMM THAT'not a jon jon bro
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