I had a patient recently who told me that partially her chest pain and sortness of breath must be the extra stress that she is dealing with lately .
I was all ears and eyes until she went on to explain , " both of my cats seem unhappy lately . My pet psych advised me that both are in great conflict and perhaps visited by spirits ".
And I am thinking . I am in the wrong buisness . I asked her ( 15 mnt later Bcz SHE WILL NOT ZIP THE LIP ), how much the cat spirit specialist charges .
She said , and I remember this " oh I pay I flat fee of 100 bucks a month only and I have unlimited access to him w texts and 3 visits a month ".
100 a month to tell u that your cat is unhappy . We deserve our future
Sometimes we only find out that people are so damn crazy when they open their big mouths!
Now that there’s a job I could do! Hahaha! (I wish! Lying to people like that and taking their money...I couldn’t live with myself.)
If they spoke in German, they might have gotten a response!