Bullshit man bun and Speedos, the two worst fashion choices in the History of mankind .
I resemble that remark!
Seriously; speedo's are a small bathing suit for those of us who love swimming. It's sad that some men have let their physique slip as they age....but the speedo is often a mental encouragement to get in the water and swim, more than a "fashion statement" - for me, at least.
I will donning my "speedo" and doing my 40 laps soon...hopefully no one will be "at the pool"...but if they're there...I hope they don't have your attitude...