The drunk girl at the end of the bar has ordered food 5 times today, about an hour ago she when into the corner and heaved and coughed then the bus boy had to come by with paper towel and Lysol wipes
The drunk guy and girl at the end of the bar didn't like the food I gave them so they went outside
The drunk guy at the end if the bar just pooped three times in five minutes (outside).
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is humping my leg.
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is staring out the door, wishing he could go out.
The drunk guy at the end of the bar just ran out the doggie door and chased away all the pigeons.
No pets....just an image of my imaginary girlfriend Marilyn....standing in my L.R. Not drunk, but "stiff" (cardboard)
What a gorgeous day!
Posted by bookofmoronsMy perfect holiday calendar
Posted by backtobasicsGive yourself credit.
Posted by backtobasicsFollow the money, it leads to the truth.
Posted by backtobasicsI don't care, do you? When they can start proving one of their tales is true, maybe, just maybe, I'll listen.
Posted by backtobasicsA little advice for our daughters and granddaughters both natural and adopted.
Posted by backtobasicsPeople swear there is no heaven, but pray there is no hell.
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsI will not be shopping this Thursday or Friday.
Posted by backtobasicsAfter this last election, please be safe.
Posted by backtobasicsEveryone benefits from a better education system, not just those that have children in it.