Once I was working at an institution for adults with cognitive disabilities. We were coming back from an outing in a bus. This one guy had to pee. He said he couldn't wait. I asked the bus driver to pull over. He said there was no place to pull over. To make a long story short - to late. I found a cup for him to pee in, but he really had a big bladder and the cup was going to fill over. I pulled down the window, to empty the cup quickly then let him refill it. I threw the piss out the window. The problem was a guy two rows behind us had his window open. It swooped back in and splattered him in the face. Luckily he was pretty out of it, and just wiped it off his face and went back to staring into space.
Better sunflower seeds than the remnants of chili dogs & Jagermeister!
Posted by backtobasicsHow the Puritans Thanksgiving should have gone.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
Posted by glennlabOctober's PSA
Posted by glennlabWe haven't had any pot posts in awhile
Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.
Posted by glennlabGood old Betty calling a spade a fucking shovel.
Posted by bookofmoronsspeaks for itself