Obviously this data has been falsified ... there are only 8 planets.
It's fake news.
correlation does not mean causation!!!!!
Yes. NO veggies, no people, no animals so... not exactly a fair comparison. In fairness, none of those other planets have spatulas either. Maybe spatulas are the real cause of death on this planet?
No, but it still deserved a chuckle!
Then there's only one thing to do! Kill all the vegans! Bar-B-Queing them after is optional!
I'm gonna go murder some lettuce or carrots. SOMEBODY memed a garlic grilled cheese sandwich & made my stomach mad at midnight??