Just be glad they jiggle dude, that means they are real & not plastic.
I go on pornhub just for the comments. It's the same as when I was young and got Penthouse just for the articles
@Johnsalterego Yeah, I think your calculations are correct! Everybody knows it was Playboy that you got for the articles, Penthouse for the fiction!
Just for the testicles, what now?
@phxbillcee Playboy actually did have great articles and was rated with a high reading level- no bullshit