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I had a lady today tell me that she'll pray for me. I should have told her that I'd fart for her. It would have about the same outcome.

Kynlei 8 Aug 28
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Level 8

I always take this to mean that they at least care and have nothing else to offer. Being basically good people they are showing they care. I refuse t be insulted by this even though I totally agree with your assessment. And I agree that a good fart is something that when happens can be glorious, that is if you don't shit your pants. Which is happening lately.

I don't even know the lady. She's my husband's cousin's mother in law. I'll never see her again. Save your time, lady. 😂
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Level 9

Farts are awesome..I feel better after a good one..to quote the Holy Grail.. I fart in your general direction..you stooped bloody Anglish Knight

Charlene Level 9 Aug 28, 2021
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Level 9

Praying is the same as giving the middle finger.

racocn8 Level 9 Aug 28, 2021
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Level 8

My farts can be pretty effective. It can make a lame man run from the room...or at lest walk fast.

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Level 9

People also say "have a blessed day" I hate that.

Mofo1953 Level 9 Aug 28, 2021

It their way of saying fuck you..I so muck much easier to just say fuck you..lol
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