Fuck that shit..

Dear Taylor
Thank you for you set of rules, by way of reciprocation here are mine.
1 Don't be a cheeky arrogant bitch, it is my party not yours YOU do not get to make the rules.
2 Go to church by all means and preferably stay there but even there you will probably find even the Holy Ghost does not want to get inside of you
3 Understand we are fucking grown ups and you are not our Mom or our mother superior
5 Get the bus to Vegas alone, we have decided to go elsewhere and will not be telling you when or were we are going
6 For God sake get yourself laid, pay for it if you have to, I'll start a go fund me for the relief of you, you tight ass, pent-up, repressed, arid & dusty old crotch grudger.

with the greatest of disrespect F.U.

Leave that bitch at home.