Is this you too

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 28, 2019:

I heard you the first time.........

True for me how about you

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 28, 2019:

I was 5 when the 60's started, at 15 it was all over, bugger!

For feeling good

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 28, 2019:

Aw, lovely looking mix!

Trumps fault

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 28, 2019:

No shit, and who would that be?

I think everyone who posts on this page is an american,wheres our brits?

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 27, 2019:

I'm a mongrel of European blood, also known as a Brit! ;-)

Death by Poison Police.... "How did your husband die?

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 26, 2019:

Rah! Sounds about right ;-)

'In God We Trust' Signs Go Up In South Dakota Public Schools, As Required By Law : NPR

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 26, 2019:

It's just as well they did not say "In our President we trust", now, that would be ridiculous!

It's horrible to wish anyone dead, and I've lived through presidents good and bad.

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 26, 2019:

There is nothing wrong in wishing death on the devils spawn,he who should never have been born, poetic? ;-)

We must be preparing to join as 51st state

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 25, 2019:

Poor Boris, he's only been PM for a day and he looks knackered!

I started a retail job in the inner city a couple of months ago.

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 25, 2019:

Don't let the bastards grind you down matey, holier than thou is a shit perspective!

What we were founded on

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 25, 2019:

Must have been exciting times with politicians of calibre, unlike the modern day toads!

Googly Eyes on God

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 25, 2019:

Ah! So that's how one finds the Lord!!

I remember those days, many decades ago, when I could climb trees like a squirrel.

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 24, 2019:

Whaaaaah! I totally agree, I blame he who does not exist for making things back to front! ;-)

Condolences to united kingdom

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 24, 2019:

Thanks for your kind thoughts, tragic!

Racism Is an Impeachable Offense

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 22, 2019:

No citizen should be above the laws of the land, least of all it's leader. The punishment for those elected to positions of trust should be more severe than that of ordinary people, death comes to mind! ;-)

This is a hearty welcome any and all new members the group.

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 21, 2019:

Hello all! Nice group, probably the calmest on the site. ;-)

The orange turd shows his stupidity every day, I wonder if what some people here say that it is ...

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 20, 2019:

Beggars belief mate!

MBreaking newsflash here in the U.

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 19, 2019:

Good post! Trump knows that America is financially incapable of supporting it's poor and has a shit economy based on bullshit, they can't afford to wage a war with Iran but are trying to engage them by drawing European countries into his madness in challenging them! If the Brits join in, they are bigger fools as the Nazi Trump. He needs to be censured by all civilized countries. Just what the world needs, a child with matches in a very, very parched diplomatic situation!

God is great only when you're dumb...

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 19, 2019:

Cows are great and they exist for everyone to see, I like Indian thinking, when did god give milk?

The whitehouse now

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 18, 2019:

Toad Hall?

I made this for a friend in 2016...it is even truer today...

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 18, 2019:

Looks like a shit sandwich, nice one! ;-)

Feds end investigation into Trump Org and hush money payments [cnn.

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 18, 2019:

Clearly, that would be another corrupt asshole!

History will show Trump failure

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 16, 2019:

Marvelous post, not even a thin veneer of a president, old Trump!

What’s the strangest thing anyone (or you) ever said during sex?

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 15, 2019:

I asked my wife if she could moan a little during lovemaking, the next time we did she said, "when are you going to pay the electric bill" :-(

Make Amerika Great Again. Be afraid. Be very afraid!

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 15, 2019:

Backshot of the future, I like it!

Option for our Trump problem?

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 14, 2019:

Have to be some big mob the polish off Trump!

Not The Nine O’Clock News - Rowan Atkinson etc. [youtu.be]

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 13, 2019:

Wonderful post, superstars, all of them!

The American people really deserve to have their very own "Ides of March" before November 2020.

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 12, 2019:

Doesn't anyone understand that? WTF!!!

Trump tells confidants he's eager to remove Director of National Intelligence Dan Coats [axios.com]

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 12, 2019:

More nepotism in the offing then? Yes-men rule...

Trump in Asia - A Bad Lip Reading [youtube.com]

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 12, 2019:

Priceless that, can't believe it was not verbatim! Very funny stuff, thanks.

More to help you spot the nonsensical arguments... [lifelessons.co]

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 12, 2019:

Grand reasoning, thanks for the enlightenment of the nonsensical, always like to hear Hitchens wisdom!

I apologize in advance for this "joke" but this is the kind of mood I'm in this morning.

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 12, 2019:

I'm known to nod off occasionally, just as well I don't live in a tree innit? ;-)

From a friend of mine.

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 12, 2019:

It could be the ICE annual day out?

Not promoting -just for your info!

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 11, 2019:

I'd like one of each, medium, in my dreams! Great posts, keep them coming Sas!

Fool me twice?!?

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 11, 2019:

Fools in word and deed!

That's the new America!!!???

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 11, 2019:

Under the Conservatives, yes!

Live here-call out hate!!!!!!

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 11, 2019:

Can you say horrible asswipe too?

Shooting his own foot!

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 11, 2019:

Pity it was low!

Where is the true location of Mecca (the Muslim holy site) 1- western saudia Arabia 2- Petra ...

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 10, 2019:

It will be in your neighborhood before too long matey, wherever that might be!

(warning: satire ahead!) British Ambassador to US accused of being a dangerously shrewd judge of ...

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 10, 2019:

I'll have you all know that us Brits have been sending toffee nosed idiots around the world as ambassadors since diplomacy was found to be the best way of shafting both friends and enemies! Trump is no diplomat just a brute with no etiquette!

A favorite quote.

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 10, 2019:

That's a brave new joke Mojo!

This is funny.

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 9, 2019:

Great interview, we should start up a social media site called Twatter and see if he joins up! Sure his following will swell up as big as his ego ;-) Rah!

Fuck Trump chant during live broadcast. [deadspin.com]

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Vive la France, the Trumpeters will probably think thats German "Fuhct Roompe" which means we love Donny! For FOX ACHE!!!

In honor of all the women who have found DT's advances utterly revolting, I imagine this in the ...

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 7, 2019:

You imagined with great accuracy Grasshopper! 5 stars! Ice the schmuck should be the big picture!

500 members, well done Yogafan! Well done fellow members too!

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 7, 2019:

I am taking the points myself, at level 7 I have 37,450+ points to get to level 8, I'm no maths freak but if I posted on-line on this site 24 hrs a day for the rest of my days? Not an incentive to continue for realists, which we are!

Hello my fellow oldies but goodies! I have been single for 5 years after a 25 year marriage.

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Welcome AliceT This is a group with a great witty membership, good hunting!

Sunday geometry with A.

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 7, 2019:

It was never my subject :-(

Too much X-ray exposure

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 5, 2019:

Nice one Limey!

If the British government are using the Royal Navy to do Trumps bidding interfering with ...

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 5, 2019:

Valid comment, if you dont need them I'll have them myself!

[lifesitenews.com] Could this mean they will eventually see their error in ever believing at all?

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 4, 2019:

Going to have to re-write all those Christian songs with "It" instead of "him" Priceless!

As we enter the celebration of the 4th of July, 2019, i want to be patriotic and give a special ...

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 3, 2019:

Rah!!!

I don't know.........? If It's not one thing It's your mother!!

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 3, 2019:

Sorry, cheesy does mean crap, does it?

It took nature 4.

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 3, 2019:

Where does nature having a conscience come from? It's pure vanity on the part of humanity to imagine we are different to any other creature that crawls the planet, we are the most dangerous to every other species and ourselves! Mother nature will survive man, I hope most other inhabitants of our unique and wonderful world do too!

Bird is the word.

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 3, 2019:

Is that my new daddy?

why is htis site so hard 4 me to browse through?

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jul 2, 2019:

That would be because you type faster than you think, and could probably think a good deal more! ;-)

Can you remember when you would go to get blood drawn or a shot and the nurse would use what seemed ...

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 30, 2019:

are you sure this was a bona-fide nurse? May have been a nutter!

I believe humans are naturally sexually promiscuous and perhaps bisexual, tho typically ...

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 30, 2019:

Whatever! As long as you have "It" in hand, you will be happy :-)

I'm in trouble.

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 28, 2019:

If your dog misses you, accept that as the highest accolade you could possibly have, I lament the passing of my lovely Border Collie\ Labrador "Ruby" a bi-lingual genius and dear friend, she will live in my heart until I pass too!

Exciting stuff! Our group is nearing the 500 member mark.

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 27, 2019:

Yes, yes, marvelous, no dust and tumbleweed, well done! :-) I like this group, I want to run up stairs 4 at a time and can't! 50+ my ass really but what can we do, rah!! I'll still bore you all with my stupid jokes.......

Read this somewhere, and just thought I’d share it.

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 27, 2019:

Wonderful thoughts! I walk to my local paper shop every morning and have passed an old chap sitting in a cafe for a long long time. Our eyes often use to meet and one day I stopped and gave the chap a military salute, his eyes lit up immediately and he gave a salute back. We enjoy our salute most days now when we cross paths, this may seem nothing to some people but to me it's simply priceless!

I am a 67 year old Type2Diabetic .

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 27, 2019:

My little sister died when I was 5, I'm 63 now, I never imagined being old all my life, yet here I am! I suffer from t2 diabetes and arthritis too, fortunately for me, my wife is a lovely spritely 60 year old who keeps me together! I feel for you having all the added complications you mention, I hope you are able to enjoy what time you have together! A hug to you all!

Hello group! My intro post will be an original joke, so fair warning how funny could it possibly ...

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 27, 2019:

Welcome Mr. Rational! I've taken a lot of stick from the commentators in this group for my attempts at humour, at least it got them going! ;-) A Groan from BobWjr should be regarded as a compliment!

Just saying

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 27, 2019:

Straw or toilet paper?

"The Mexican government has dispatched approximately 15,000 troops and National Guard officers to ...

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Are you sure it's not to stop you Gringo bastards getting cheaper everything their side of the border?

Acting US Customs and Border Protection Commissioner John Sanders to leave - CNNPolitics

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Cant blame the poor guy!

Finally. Will I indulge?

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 25, 2019:

LMAO!

Making Canada Great Again [youtube.com]

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Word of Woozydom?

Hello group, There is more wine drunk per head...

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 22, 2019:

I have always wondered how they got them to wear those feckin' stupid outfits! Welcome to the sanitarium!

Critically think to avoid the silent M

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Excellent! Just take the first letter off? Ritical hinking, like Rump is a ucking adman?

Justin Bieber is 25, Tom Cruise is 56.

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 21, 2019:

Nice to see a post that is stand alone funny without Memes or links, well done, words rule!

She's nice, but look carefully, is it true what I see?

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 21, 2019:

It's not a todger but it looks like it has a few of you looking for your passports! :-)

Wit's end.

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 21, 2019:

I wonder if the locals pronounce it "Wizened" which more describes me! :-)

Justin Bieber is 25, Tom Cruise is 56.

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 21, 2019:

Cocky little git, and Tom Cruise is only 56 inches tall!

Do we have any psychology experts in here? If so, what is your assessment of tRump?

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Yes! Mr. Trump is what us experts call "A BASKET CASE" so severe, that the basket is full of March hares!

Trump Raises $24.8 Million in 24 Hours, Swamping Democrats’ First-Day Totals

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 19, 2019:

If he is as cock sure of being President again as we know he is, why doesn't he spend all that $24.8 Million on his wall and save the Taxpayer a few dollars?

This seems to be a great time of life to travel.

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 19, 2019:

I expect you all know that your last dipshit President (no need to name and shame) hadn't been out of Texas before his campaign trail started!

Big balls little balls

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Shame, Trump can't play, He lost his marbles some time ago!

Hope Hicks to become first former Trump administration official to testify at Congress about Mueller...

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 19, 2019:

None of this seems to phase Trump at all!

you know you're old when....

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Old is when you find yourself nodding to all those statements, whaaaaah!!

Puberty and aging - Similarities.

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 18, 2019:

This more like it! A post fires up the 50s+ Marvelous.

Trump Joke of the Day During a dull White House dinner, Melania Trump leaned over to chat with ...

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 18, 2019:

That is perfect, well done!!

Any music lover would be brought to tears by Samuel Barber's adagio for strings, it's heartbreaking ...

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 18, 2019:

A Rattling good performance, well done as always! A superb rendition from our German cousins!

It's quite lonely here in the 50+ group, tumbleweed just went passed my screen along with whooshing ...

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 17, 2019:

Did Trump join or something? The s after 50 means plural not stones, fatty!!

I applied critical thinking to the “The American Dream” it seems to have been just a phase that ...

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 17, 2019:

Nothing worse than shattered dreams!

Trump's Executive Time?

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 17, 2019:

Yeah! For Fox sake!!

No way military!

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 17, 2019:

Anything with a baseball cap and happy wrap is on the case!

Transparent Tax Returns?

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 17, 2019:

Not just the Trump eh?

A naked sex maniac bursts into a Laundromat, sexually assault's three women before running off! The ...

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 17, 2019:

Giant Panda knocks on a prostitutes door, can you help me, I'm lost and very hungry! Being a good egg, she lets him in, what do you eat she asks, just bamboo really but I see you have a Yucca in the corner, go on then she says. After devouring the Yucca the Panda makes passionate love to the lady to show his thanks. I'll be off then he says, what!! she says, I'm a prostitute you know, no, I don't know, she gets a dictionary, look she says, what does it say. Mmmm says the Panda, a woman who asks payment in exchange for sex, right! Look up Giant Panda, she does, what does it say? Giant Panda, eats shoots and leaves.............

But I still like lemonade

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 17, 2019:

Looks like he's had a busy 18 months :D

[youtube.

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 17, 2019:

Thanks for the heads up!

Involved in advocacy groups?

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 17, 2019:

Nah!

Grateful Dead/Jr. Walker & the Allstars Poster

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Mais fixe!

Iron Butterfly Poster

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Fixe!

Cactus Poster? anyone remember them?

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Even nicer!

Jefferson Airplane Poster

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Nice!

Black Sabbath - Dear Father [youtube.com]

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Who art in heaven?

That's a Football?

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Sorry mate, I'm trying to kick it!

Taking a dump on all of us!

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Sad!

Pence wins lifetime supply of dildos for a lifetime in the closet [patheos.com]

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Looks like a battalion of anemic Nazi Frankfurters massing for battle!

I was pondering ways of despatching the Trump and thought,"The red hot iron up the anus" Does that ...

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 16, 2019:

How about bend two trees over and tie his ankles to them, like Bob Hope in "Paleface"