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Diogenes comments on Jan 23, 2022:

Being a "big bit", I couldn't raise my hand if I was in the picture.

News Literacy Project

Diogenes comments on Jan 23, 2022:

The Toronto Star is just about the most corrupt rag that anyone can read. They are totally dedicated to their corruption.

A little more dark humor

Diogenes comments on Jan 23, 2022:

Who gives a damned? It's just used meat.

It's that time of year, again...

Diogenes comments on Jan 23, 2022:

"It's that time of the year" , a month after Santa Clause's birthday, and finally all that ugly noise has stopped- and I can quit throwing stuff at the boob box.

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." -Voltaire

Diogenes comments on Jan 23, 2022:

Yes!

He’s not really that smart, - it took him months to learn how to use it...

Diogenes comments on Jan 23, 2022:

He would never get a job at my former employer, Hydro One, though----he's too damned smart!

It sucks getting old...

Diogenes comments on Jan 23, 2022:

Those 'baby signs'- the half-wit that is going to smash into the back of your car couldn't car about any signs. And ya, about 100 years ago, I was an ugly baby too.

Don't throw things, I'll leave quietly.

Diogenes comments on Jan 22, 2022:

Okay!

Meet Matilda. She is a real knockout. Shame about her hat, though. 😆

Diogenes comments on Jan 22, 2022:

Love her--- if she was on my side.

Never noticed until now

Diogenes comments on Jan 22, 2022:

Nothing like another crooked lawyer---- I have 'vast', personal experience on the subject

Just to be clear...

Diogenes comments on Jan 22, 2022:

No, that cough is from stupidity. I quit cigarettes '50' years ago. (ya, I'm older than god-dude). If a person dried up something as banal as banana peals and smoked it, there would be lung problems. Clean air is meant for the lungs.

Strangely I haven’t seen this here before. This is so true!

Diogenes comments on Jan 22, 2022:

I would say that that was being well informed. I am not so well informed. I started to ask myself one question that led to many other questions: "Has anything ever come back from the dead?", "Was the universe created in seven days?", on the subject of morality, "God fucking a virgin." It's a book of twisted humour.

If you spend your time hoping someone will suffer the consequences for what they did to your heart,...

Diogenes comments on Jan 22, 2022:

I refuse to get angry and answer that cloying message. Mr. Alder is full of 'it'!

My wife was in the kitchen wearing only the t-shirt she slept in.

Diogenes comments on Jan 21, 2022:

Funny, yep!

Suit £45, photographer, feckin' priceless!!! :-)

Diogenes comments on Jan 21, 2022:

I'd like to hire that photographer--- at any time!

I was at the art gallery and my gaydar started beeping, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP!!! I wonder why?

Diogenes comments on Jan 21, 2022:

"Gaydar!" I think the gay style should be introduced to the sex life of plants too. The pollen could pollenate the pollen, forget about that stamen, just throw it away. Although, there wouldn't be much fruit; it wasn't meant to be that way.

Unsolved mystery...

Diogenes comments on Jan 20, 2022:

Funny. I've seen these specific signs before. Where is this place/town?

“I do not pretend to be able to prove that there is no god.

Diogenes comments on Jan 19, 2022:

I am 100% sure that all human-made gods are laughable- what I have no knowledge about is whether there is a cognitive presence guiding Nature. That is why I am an agnostic. And I refuse to fill the empty space with 'invented' answers, that includes invented gods to an invented non-cognitive presence.

Weather related…we got a foot of snow!

Diogenes comments on Jan 18, 2022:

"A foot of snow". That may be tolerable; that's what we got last night- but when the wind starts to pile the 'feet atop the feet' it becomes a problem.

You can never be sure why the job vacancy is actually there

Diogenes comments on Jan 18, 2022:

THAT is one of the best ideas about employment. I've had jobs where being there for a few hours, was a few hours too long.

Weather related…we got a foot of snow!

Diogenes comments on Jan 18, 2022:

I find it amazing that if it is safe to drive 30 MPH, ya, I said "30", that the loons will try to at least double the speed limit.. When it is impossible to stop on ice at regulated speed, I believe a thinking person would drive at a lower speed. And stopping at 100 yards is hardly what could be called "stopping". Never been to Montana, but that highway north out of Fargo is damned scary at night and with blowing snow. It is just a guess as to whether a person is on the highway or in some farmers field.

This is why god needed Sunday off, trying to keep all the BS straight was giving him a headache...

Diogenes comments on Jan 16, 2022:

It was Constantine who created the first day, Sunday, as the seventh. I guess that was because it gave god-dude a chance to think about what he was about to do. He should have thought longer,

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with ...

Diogenes comments on Jan 15, 2022:

Yep!

'The death is just never-ending': Nebraska Medicine ICU nurses give an inside look at the hospital ...

Diogenes comments on Jan 15, 2022:

When the anti-vaccers make the "wanna-die" selection, they should be helped, by not being allowed into a hospital--- where the staff have made a choice of 'not wanting to die'.

“Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one who really ...

Diogenes comments on Jan 15, 2022:

There is one on a quiz program, Jeopardy. He has won over a $ million in 29 appearances. As clever and manipulative as he is, he thinks he is a woman. But he ain't.

I only believe in 12.5% of the Bible. Because I am an eighth theist.

Diogenes comments on Jan 14, 2022:

I believe in about .005% of the bible---- that is the name and address of the publisher

“There are no uninteresting things, only uninterested people”………..G.K. Chesterton.

Diogenes comments on Jan 14, 2022:

Almost noon in Ireland. I just can't shut down and sleep. As far as Chesterson, some people just have no curiosity; nothing interests them.

The brain is like a muscle.

Diogenes comments on Jan 13, 2022:

Some are saving their brain till a thought somehow floats into it. Ya, don't use it, ya lose it!

That is believeable

Diogenes comments on Jan 12, 2022:

Ya, never drink the 'humanoid' stuff--- they gotta go for the bovine essence, with a bit of cow shit, to give it flavour.

It is not the brains that matter most, but that which guides them — the character, the heart, ...

Diogenes comments on Jan 10, 2022:

Yes, this may be my interpretation of words, but being 'clever', the ability to wrongfully manipulate ideas is not smart, or wise. Dostoevsky has nailed it.

The Sarcastic Bastard: Found this at my coffee shop this morning..... Stay Sarcastic my Friends!

Diogenes comments on Jan 10, 2022:

Jeezuz-dude--- somebody with a sense of humour- the first thing in the morning- they deserve a big tip.

A little help...Please!!!

Diogenes comments on Jan 9, 2022:

Please send "it" after me- I need something to force my fat ass to wobble!

I dunno if you can consider song lyrics to be quotations, exactly.

Diogenes comments on Jan 9, 2022:

This is not song lyrics, and I have taken it out of context, from the poem by Richard Lovelace, To Anthelia With Love. "Stone walls do not a prison make, Nor iron bars a cage." I guess if one has enough mental muscle, that could be true.

Words to live by.

Diogenes comments on Jan 9, 2022:

Yes, what could be more true?

I don’t need a friend who changes when I change and nods when I nod, my shadow does that much ...

Diogenes comments on Jan 9, 2022:

A good one! Where a couple never argue or discuss, it just means one is always right- and the other is always wrong.

Not just a funny man!

Diogenes comments on Jan 9, 2022:

If what I have read is correct, Murry is wrong. "set science back a thousand years". In BCE measuring shadows at different times of the day, proved that the earth was round. Yes, I need to read again that info!

For math enthusiasts

Diogenes comments on Jan 6, 2022:

That is a rather easy one. Got a very good mark on algebra and trig--- but the instructor asked me how I got the easiest one wrong, x/1 =

Now that makes sense

Diogenes comments on Jan 4, 2022:

After this year, being fooled 15,999 times, it's probably me- don't need a MAGA hat! No, ain't nuthin' to brag about!

Madalyn Murray O'Hair --

Diogenes comments on Jan 4, 2022:

Yes, I agree with this quote. I like to see the "good" winning once in a while. But to know good, unfortunately, one has to see evil. Yin and Yang. How can a person know warmth, if they have only experienced cold?

Disobedience is the Original Virtue.

Diogenes comments on Jan 4, 2022:

And that is why no thinking person should be in the military- where blind obedience is forced on a person. "Obedient kids"! "Showing" children what comes of thinking of different possibilities, by example, is a far better way.

“Only stupid people never change their minds”………………Boutros Boutros-Ghali.

Diogenes comments on Jan 4, 2022:

"Minds" to change?

Twitter bans Marjorie Taylor Greene for COVID misinformation

Diogenes comments on Jan 2, 2022:

Even people with the smallest of brains, would not listen to her for a second time, who cares?

Good way to start the new year...

Diogenes comments on Jan 1, 2022:

Well 8 hours into the New Year- I started creating 2021 again. Hell, I waste no time! I had a flat tire from a wood screw that I had left on the ground. Guess there was not enough misery in 2021. I said, "Heck"---- well it wasn't quite, "Heck".

Every village has a torch - the schoolteacher.

Diogenes comments on Dec 31, 2021:

Although misguided- some villages have clergy that are decent people. There are school teachers that would willingly vote for the likes of Dump.

The ONLY Resolution!!!

Diogenes comments on Dec 31, 2021:

YYYYEEESSSSS!!!!

Time to put it behind you

Diogenes comments on Dec 31, 2021:

I would need a hell of a lot bigger diaper for my fat ass---- and all the shit of this year!

Ditto!!!!!

Diogenes comments on Dec 29, 2021:

I have no interest in reading that so-called "holly book" from one end to the other- but isn't the first commandment, something like, "Thou shalt have no other god before me?" For such a big boy, it would seem that he has such a small, infantile ego. He needs to grow up!

My kind of woman.

Diogenes comments on Dec 29, 2021:

She "ain't" a bad looking girl.

“There is symbolic as well as actual beauty in the migration of the birds, the ebb and flow of the...

Diogenes comments on Dec 28, 2021:

Didn't she also write, The Silent Spring? Like everything else I should do- I never read a word from that book. A bit of negative reality: after the dark of the imbicile Donald John Trump, will there be more darkness that follows?

Thank dog!

Diogenes comments on Dec 27, 2021:

Not until about Jan 15--- then it will start again in about 10 months, Nov, 1!

To all of our Canadian and European friends out there on boxing day, don't forget to bob and weave ...

Diogenes comments on Dec 26, 2021:

Who is that supposed to be- John L. with the bare knuckles? Ya, way back, there was an Italian, living in Canada, gave himself an Irish name, that held the heavy weight title. Think the name was Tommy Burns?

Wicked sick, bitches!

Diogenes comments on Dec 26, 2021:

Hey, stop using a 'dirty' word, "fuckin'"! 'Wunder' who nominates which words as being "dirty"! They certainly have vivid imaginations!

Follow me for more helpful social hints...

Diogenes comments on Dec 26, 2021:

Jeezuz-dude! Get lost- ya mean I gotta stop doin' that too!

Health nut Santa 🎅🏼

Diogenes comments on Dec 26, 2021:

Well, I guess Santa figured it out--- being a glutton doesn't set a very good example for children, if they want to be healthy adults.

Not many members around today.

Diogenes comments on Dec 26, 2021:

Yesterday this happened. -----After this lousy year and hearing that howling and grunting coming out of every radio for a month; it wore me down. I was unshaved and dressed like I was ready to clean the barn. I drove by a pub and the lights were on. Yep, it was open! I had two pints- and when I went to pay, the bar maid said it was "free". I'm going to have to dress like that more often! I thanked her and left a good tip.

Poor Jesus! All dressed up and nowhere to go!

Diogenes comments on Dec 26, 2021:

Well maybe on one of his half a dozen other Orthodox birthdays!

Please drive and drink tis holiday season.

Diogenes comments on Dec 25, 2021:

After I've had my last two pails of beer- I still drive safely! I drive in the ditch; there's less traffic there! Serious for a second---- I hate drunken ass holes!

For those who knew the holiday songs:

Diogenes comments on Dec 22, 2021:

Sick humour- but ya, 'sumpthin'' like that! Can't remember the history that I have read; about till around the 11th century priests could get married. After that they had to rely on perverts and children. One pope sired about 6 children in the Vatican. Guess he didn't believe in the first idea.

I accidentally glued my fingers together with super glue the other day!

Diogenes comments on Dec 21, 2021:

Wonder if it will work on hair!

“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it ...

Diogenes comments on Dec 21, 2021:

Well it looks like I am going to get either a pleasant--- or unpleasant lesson about Mr. Clement's observation.

A quote from an unusual source.

Diogenes comments on Dec 20, 2021:

A valid point.

Hell has better parties anyway

Diogenes comments on Dec 19, 2021:

"funny ticket to hell"----- wouldn't want to go to that other heavenly joint and have to be punished by that non-ending harp music (not even an Irish harp). I am crazy enough; don't need any added help!

“There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people ...

Diogenes comments on Dec 17, 2021:

Good idea!

Simple solution....

Diogenes comments on Dec 16, 2021:

There is another problem, why would Clint be talking to Dumass in the first place?

The three men order themselves a pint.

Diogenes comments on Dec 16, 2021:

Ya, maybe!

“Jingoism, racism, fear, religious fundamentalism: these are the ways of appealing to people if ...

Diogenes comments on Dec 16, 2021:

Yes, Moam Chomsky is always aware! But what he is saying applies only to the gullible, and that also includes the clever, but not wise! At least 'that' is my opinion.

True holiday spirit!!!

Diogenes comments on Dec 15, 2021:

Yep, that too would express my true feelings--- about the brightly-lit, gob of nothing!

Living in an Amish paradise…

Diogenes comments on Dec 12, 2021:

Okay, but a little horse shit on the road---- beats the fucking, insane, frantic rush to nowhere.

When Galileo rejected the Vatican’s astronomical dogma, he wasn’t rejecting only their ...

Diogenes comments on Dec 12, 2021:

To think about how long ago that was--- but in this infantile world, the Christian cult could shut down business on the first day of the week, Sunday, just a few decades ago. Was that so Dog could think about it? He should have thunked longer!

What is on the table is my favorite delicacy, I can eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Diogenes comments on Dec 12, 2021:

Nice tits.

Me at the work Christmas party! Lol!!!!

Diogenes comments on Dec 12, 2021:

If a person is accepted in this weird society, he/she must be similar to all the other weirdos. Better to be isolated than to say, "Why am I here?" Loneliness is difficult to take, but it still beats the option.

“It’s funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of ...

Diogenes comments on Dec 12, 2021:

Yep!

The God's Honest Truth about Humanism - TheHumanist.com

Diogenes comments on Dec 11, 2021:

I have no idea how it is possible to accept the lies of religion, and yet pretend that reality also has some worth. Maybe I am playing with words, but I have a bit of a problem with the "human" part of humanism- there are other residents on this rock besides humans. Ya, I know, "God gave us meat." "We are going to have barbecued dog this afternoon-----and apple pie for desert!" Evil is such a relaxing pastime!

Social media needs a new widget.

Diogenes comments on Dec 10, 2021:

It would be fantastic to have "friends"--- ones that a person can argue with- laugh with- and that a person could help with, in a time of 'their' need. Forget all the 'me, me shit'!

Shameful isn't it?....

Diogenes comments on Dec 10, 2021:

With all that noise about god fucking Mary- "god-dude" needs to get another proclivity. The only thing to celebrate at this time of year is the winter solstice. The greed and the ugliness of the rest is so far beyond belief!

You must keep your mind on the objective, not on the obstacle. - William Randolph Hearst

Diogenes comments on Dec 10, 2021:

I guess in Willy's case, the objective would be to keep inventing the news.

This would be a great addition to all church lobbies especially the more conservative ones.

Diogenes comments on Dec 8, 2021:

I think that "church lobbies" should have another "addition"---- a line of toilets at the exit- to get rid of all the shit.

Ignorance is bliss

Diogenes comments on Dec 8, 2021:

Yup, them thar 'mericans LOVE their stupidity----BUT let's just stop here for a second- they also have some of the world's best fighters for social justice! An' I ain't kissing anybody's ass when I say that! I believe that if RBG, for one example, were still alive that she could make Dump's flab vibrate.

The internet has proved this to be true

Diogenes comments on Dec 8, 2021:

Yes, if a person is so dim-witted that they can walk past pain and misery- and not see it- then they can hardly be called an authority on the subject. And it is easy to see in this world why front-line social workers burn out!

“Your destiny is not determined by an outside force, it’s determined by YOU, and you ...

Diogenes comments on Dec 7, 2021:

I have no fucking interests in platitudes!

Hypocrite

Diogenes comments on Dec 5, 2021:

But ol' Joe was a willing cuckold anyway- so what difference did it make?

I still have my CDs and DVDs but no longer have the device to play them.

Diogenes comments on Dec 5, 2021:

I bought ANOTHER computer! I think it went through 3 system changes before I even got it out of he store. I was happy with Windows 7. In this society, if something corrupts the system by actually working---- it MUST be changed, Are we on Windows 1 trillion yet? And grocery store fliers were once 2 cent pieces of paper, that a person could take home with their can of beans, and mark off the specials. Easy!!!!! Hey, can't have none of 'thet thare' easy stuff!

“To be kind to all, to like many and to love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, ...

Diogenes comments on Dec 5, 2021:

Excuse the satire- and look what happened to her!

“Perhaps a revolution can overthrow autocratic despotism and profiteering or power-grabbing ...

Diogenes comments on Dec 4, 2021:

Unfortunately, ah, so true!

Very punny groaner

Diogenes comments on Dec 4, 2021:

> In this extremely sick world: "respect a pervert", anything is possible. I went out with a RNA; she said that one came in with a lite bulb up its ass. A solution: smash the obstruction!

Is he asking for a reimbursement (usual meaning) or is he asking her out (slang)?

Diogenes comments on Dec 4, 2021:

Jeezuz-dude- I thought I was the only one that parked like that.

Imagining a meeting with the sky fairy…

Diogenes comments on Dec 4, 2021:

The university brings out the most talented, even in stupidity.

“True humility is not thinking less of yourself; it is thinking of yourself ...

Diogenes comments on Dec 3, 2021:

A point to be taken!

"Success is not FINAL, Failure is not FATAL, It is the courage to continue that COUNTS" ...

Diogenes comments on Dec 2, 2021:

Even a fool should know when it is time to quit.

Season ridiculous reason?

Diogenes comments on Dec 2, 2021:

And when a person has to shut the radio and TV off for 6 weeks so they won't have to listen to this brainless shit!!

“There is a rumour going around that I’ve found God.

Diogenes comments on Dec 1, 2021:

Marje thanks! 'Kin' use a few lauphs today!

"A lawyer is a representative of clients, an officer of the legal system, and a public citizen ...

Diogenes comments on Nov 30, 2021:

Where in hell did that fantasy shit come from?

Sign sez it all!!!

Diogenes comments on Nov 29, 2021:

.... or a respect your pervert site?

"Far more crucial than what we know or do not know is what we do not want to know.

Diogenes comments on Nov 29, 2021:

Ya, maybe!

Cyber Monday Folks!

Diogenes comments on Nov 29, 2021:

Black Friday--- an' ain't that just right!

[google.com] Benny Hill medical care.

Diogenes comments on Nov 29, 2021:

The Yanks have some VERY funny comedians; don't get me wrong---- but so often I wonder why that profoundly moronic laugh tape comes on. Did I miss something? As far as Mr. Hill- there will never be something that is more funny!

“Best to take the present moment as a present for the moment”…………….

Diogenes comments on Nov 28, 2021:

In my very brief moments of being aware- never thought of the word "present" as having two ideas. I have heard of Sondheim, nothing more. Tired today but his name is in my journal to read about tomorrow.

“Integrity is telling myself the truth; and honestly is telling the truth to other ...

Diogenes comments on Nov 28, 2021:

Telling the truth to others in this society, is not the safest 'idea'--- but "safety" is often short lived.

This thanksgiving, remember there are 2 valid greetings.

Diogenes comments on Nov 25, 2021:

VERY good points!

Prepare for tis holiday season

Diogenes comments on Nov 24, 2021:

If you hit them over the head with a club made of logic and there is a loud empty sound--- maybe you will realize that you have just wasted your time.