Trump’s Insane Testimony About His Fear of Being Hit by Flying Fruit It has recently come to ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 29, 2022:

Yup! I remember avocados being affordable!

I'm an expert dandelion horticulturalist.

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 29, 2022:

You grow dandelions, I grow beautiful sticker weed's!

Is it inspiring for you?

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 30, 2022:

Ah man!!! 😂😂😂😂 I fell for it!

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MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 30, 2022:

15.

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MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 30, 2022:

Woohoo!!!!

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MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 30, 2022:

No shit! Lol

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MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 30, 2022:

Are we there yet? Lol!!

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MichelleGar1 comments on May 1, 2022:

I hope you all don't mind me joining in!

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MichelleGar1 comments on May 1, 2022:

Power Rangers!

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MichelleGar1 comments on May 1, 2022:

I'm in!!! Lol!!!

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MichelleGar1 comments on May 1, 2022:

What?!?!

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MichelleGar1 comments on May 1, 2022:

Wah! Lol

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MichelleGar1 comments on May 1, 2022:

Someone's confused!

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MichelleGar1 comments on May 1, 2022:

Whew!!!!

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Who's the what?!?!

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MichelleGar1 comments on May 1, 2022:

LMAO!!!

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Me too kittie!

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MichelleGar1 comments on May 1, 2022:

Do it puppers!!!

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MichelleGar1 comments on May 1, 2022:

Poor dude! Lol

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Goodbye! Lol

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MichelleGar1 comments on May 1, 2022:

Does a bear.......

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MichelleGar1 comments on May 1, 2022:

What in the......

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MichelleGar1 comments on May 1, 2022:

Oh DAMN! Lol

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MichelleGar1 comments on May 1, 2022:

No shit?!?! Lol

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MichelleGar1 comments on May 1, 2022:

Exactly!

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Yup! Lol

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FUCK!!!

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MichelleGar1 comments on May 2, 2022:

Big jerk! Lol

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MichelleGar1 comments on May 2, 2022:

Pretty much!

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MichelleGar1 comments on May 2, 2022:

Ugh! Life! Lol!!!

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MichelleGar1 comments on May 2, 2022:

He sure does! Lol

I can relate to each one of those. 🙃

MichelleGar1 comments on May 2, 2022:

I'm relating to the long week meme today!

The Fugs Saran Wrap Somewhat off topic, still enjoyable!!! [youtu.be]

MichelleGar1 comments on May 15, 2022:

Listening to this tonight! https://youtu.be/Q_WHGV5bejk

I am finally all packed for my first trip to the Portland area in over 20 years.

MichelleGar1 comments on May 17, 2022:

Have a safe trip!

Perfect response to an incel?

MichelleGar1 comments on May 20, 2022:

😂😂😂😂

Maybe the US people should stop having children & just shoot at each other.

MichelleGar1 comments on May 24, 2022:

Makes more sense!

Try B, C and D for their durability to see if any of them is good enough as a lightsaber. 😆

MichelleGar1 comments on May 30, 2022:

Always A

Found the perfect garden gnome for my yard.....

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 4, 2022:

Metalhead222 bought me one for our anniversary! Love it!!!! ❤ ❤❤❤

So, I did a thing yesterday. I married someone I met online. We've been dating for three years.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Congratulations 🎊 🍾🥂🎉

I'll smoke to that..... [bisonmats.com]

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 9, 2022:

Perfect!

I see a country song in there somewhere.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 14, 2022:

🤣🤣🤣

Lady w long black hair for obvious reason 🙌🦇

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 17, 2022:

Jesus is a cunt t-shirt from a band called Cradle of Filth! Lol

I can't stop laughing!

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 24, 2022:

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Where Does This Test Put You?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 2, 2022:

Solidly Secular

How many do you remember?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 6, 2022:

I do! Lol

I like this song. I hope you like it too. [m.youtube.com]

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 7, 2022:

My brother was trying to teach me how to play guitar, this song reminds of that time!

😈You heathens need to clean up your damned reputation!😈 [m.youtube.com]

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 10, 2022:

❤❤❤ Joan Jett!!!!

The omicron BA.5 variant is driving COVID reinfections across the U.S. : NPR

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 12, 2022:

Got my second booster last weekend, I still wear a mask everywhere too! I work for the elderly and now my mom has underlying conditions, so I'm trying not getting it and giving it to someone else!

😘 Only started with a little kiss; like this 😘 [m.youtube.com]

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 14, 2022:

I remember this song! Lol

It's been a while since I posted a Florida man one.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 23, 2022:

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If I say nothing, this is it.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 23, 2022:

Yup!!!! And it's about time!

Look what I got last night.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 24, 2022:

Awww too cute!

This has totally put me off shopping forever! :-D

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 24, 2022:

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[tiktok.com] Like mother like son 🙄🙄🦇🦇🦇

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 7, 2022:

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We're into the dog days of August.

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 7, 2022:

I never drink alone, I have my two kitties! Lol!!!

For my Pennsylvania peeps. The end Wawa Sheetz joke is the best. [youtu.be]

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 13, 2022:

Been to a Wawa in Florida and Sheetz in Virginia, they remind me of Circle K here in the Southwest.

Be on the lookout for scammers!

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 14, 2022:

Oops, my bad, I fell asleep, sorry! Lol!!!

Barricaded at work because there was a robbery at the bank next door and the suspects ran away! ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Sep 2, 2022:

https://kfoxtv.com/news/local/manhunt-underway-after-el-paso-bank-robbed-gecu-10425-vista-del-sol Here's the story so far, I'm in the white building next to the bank, we're still here waiting for the FBI to give us the okay to leave.

I can so relate to this meme.

MichelleGar1 comments on Sep 12, 2022:

Oh hell no!!!! I always hated stryper, I'll never listen to that garbage! Lol!!!

Just out. Anyone seen it?

MichelleGar1 comments on Sep 15, 2022:

Love Samuel L. Jackson, I rather see this version than the original!

After nearly a 2 year battle with the VA, I got my first shingles shot yesterday.

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 2, 2022:

I haven't had the vaccine for shingles yet but I have heard people having reactions to it, hope you're feeling better!

Why is it that I always nearly max out these age related lists?

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 3, 2022:

10

Uh oh, spill risk.

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 12, 2022:

😂😂😂😂

I have goals now!

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 15, 2022:

I've done that too! Lol!!!

Sepultura - Mask Featuring Devin Townsend [youtu.be]

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 22, 2022:

I also miss Strapping Young Lad!!!

Hi, All! Sad news.

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 26, 2022:

I'm sorry about this!

Anybody got trick or treaters? Micky Ds at Halloween!

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 31, 2022:

No trick or treaters here, nice and peaceful.

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Cat gratitude!

MichelleGar1 comments on Nov 26, 2022:

So true!

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MichelleGar1 comments on Nov 27, 2022:

High on crack!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

All free to good home 😂😂 Keeping up w Glenn and Z and Michelle , not going to be the lazy ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 3, 2022:

Woo-hoo!!! Good ones!!!

I'm about 100 points from level 8. Not that it matters anymore, sure don't get much out of it.

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 5, 2022:

Yay!!! Congratulations 🎊

I'd be really freaking quiet about it....

MichelleGar1 comments on Jan 1, 2023:

One of my male friends had this happen and he got his girlfriends sister pregnant, he now has a 6 year old boy and the sister is giving him problems! Guys are stupid! Lol!!!!

I watched this movie many years ago, and really enjoyed it.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jan 11, 2023:

Saw this movie a few years ago, great movie!

My youngest claimed religion today, officially joined the cult that ruined my life.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jan 16, 2023:

Sorry to hear this, hopefully he will come to his senses some day soon.

How to build the ultimate man cave....

MichelleGar1 comments on Jan 17, 2023:

He sounds like a true asshat!!! Lol

IDK really but this guy sounds odd to me : [agnostic.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jan 19, 2023:

LMAO!!! This motherfucker has been messaging me here! I'm going to play along!!!

I will continue my posting of items from the FFRF newsletter.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jan 25, 2023:

What a crappy haircut!

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MichelleGar1 comments on Jan 25, 2023:

At least Dak! Lol!!!

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MichelleGar1 comments on Jan 26, 2023:

Do you really? Lol!!!

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MichelleGar1 comments on Jan 26, 2023:

LMAO!!!!

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MichelleGar1 comments on Jan 26, 2023:

Always, when the sex scene comes on! Lol

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MichelleGar1 comments on Jan 26, 2023:

Every weekend! Lol

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MichelleGar1 comments on Jan 26, 2023:

Oops 😬🤭😂😂😂

I will continue my posting of items from the FFRF newsletter.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jan 26, 2023:

😂😂😂😂

Can't wait!

MichelleGar1 comments on Jan 27, 2023:

Right! Lol!!!

Would you want to live to be 500 years old?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jan 28, 2023:

No

This is one very dedicated pasta machine! [agnostic.com]

MichelleGar1 comments on Feb 11, 2023:

It's posting the same as the other new one's.

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MichelleGar1 comments on Feb 19, 2023:

Love it!

[tiktok.

MichelleGar1 comments on Feb 19, 2023:

Motherfucker does that!!!!! 😂😂😂

I had to Google what’s wrong w the trump tweet .

MichelleGar1 comments on Feb 19, 2023:

All idiot's!!!! 😂😂😂😂

Trick question. Lemmy is god.

MichelleGar1 comments on Feb 20, 2023:

Found the proof! Lol!!!

Breathtaking Image of Jesus Appears in Clouds During Sunset, Visual Captured on Camera - Detroit ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Feb 26, 2023:

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I reported @iteducationcen. Others can follow suit.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 9, 2023:

I haven't had the pleasure to meet this one, been kinda busy.

Uh-oh, I'm gonna be in trouble with her... 😆

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 11, 2023:

This is the real reason for all of your problems with us!

This particular screenshot is from an article i saw on Facebook.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 13, 2023:

If someone was stalking my daughter, I would put a restraining order on that person! To take matters into my own hands, would be a different story, I would restrain myself from harming the individual. I don't know if that person would harm or kill me and then what would happen to my daughter after that!

[tiktok.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 13, 2023:

Ugh!!! What a nightmare but at least you have new appliances!